DUBS CHECKIN'
BANE POSTIN'
>>79339012
PLANE CRASHIN'
MEME FORCIN'
What is the Ulysses of film?
>terrible pacing
>plot so ""deep"" it anyone who claims to understand it is lying
>praised by pseudo-intellectuals as the second coming
>seen by true intellectuals as mediocre
>>79338766
Why is this so overrated? It's garbage.
>>79338766
>>79338803
Plebs
Probably don't even like farts
>>79338766
>terrible pacing
>plot so ""deep"" it anyone who claims to understand it is lying
>praised by pseudo-intellectuals as the second coming
>seen by true intellectuals as mediocre
The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
when they were living in a prison and decided to raid the governor's community but didn't bother using the police gear
it's just too dumb
After the Pilot. Never looked back.
I never started watching in the first place.
I still watch, because even though it's a dumb soap opera with zombies, it is still enjoyable.
The plot holes are bad and there has never been a single episode that any of them should have survived.
ARE YA READY KIDS
nah
I dare you to name a more flawless children's cartoon than seasons 1-3 SpongeBob
WHO LIVES IN A >>79338739 UNDER A >>79338739
what are /tv/'s thoughts on after hours?
I liked it
It's good. Lower ranked Scorsese though.
Pretty underrated imho tbqhwy fãm. Also, it's funny how nearly every Scorsese movie makes you hate women, even if it's unintentional.
Hyped for The Walking Dead tomorrow?
>>79338603
Duh. I hope we get some Jesus kinography or Morgan kinography soon.
>>79338603
no because it won't be available to me until monday, i find your US-normativity triggering op
>being hyped for a filler season
1 Alfred Hitchcock
2 Orson Welles
3 Ingmar Bergman
4 Stanley Kubrick
5 Akira Kurosawa
6 David Lynch
7 Martin Scorsese
8 Yasujiro Ozu
9 Andrei Tarkovsky
10 Billy Wilder
11 Federico Fellini
12 Hayao Miyazaki
13 John Ford
14 Steven Spielberg
15 Terrence Malick
16 Luis Bunuel
17 Joel and Ethan Coen
18 Pedro Almodovar
19 Carl Theodor Dreyer
20 Woody Allen
21 Ernst Lubitsch
22 Jean-Luc Godard
23 Rainer Werner Fassbinder
24 Wong Kar-Wai
25 Charles Chaplin
26 Todd Haynes
27 Michelangelo Antonioni
28 Krzysztof Kieślowski
29 Agnes Varda
30 Abbas Kiarostami
31 Fritz Lang
32 Buster Keaton
33 Luchino Visconti
34 John Cassavettes
35 Howard Hawks
36 Mike Leigh
37 F.W. Murnau
38 Michael Haneke
39 Satyajit Ray
40 Kenji Mizoguchi
41 Paul Thomas Anderson
42 Eric Rohmer
43 John Waters
44 Robert Bresson
45 Francis Ford Coppola
46 Francois Truffaut
47 David Lean
48 Jean Renoir
49 Robert Altman
50 Jim Jarmusch
>>79338589
>number 15
Blasphemy
Reminder that Brody isright.
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/what-the-seven-star-wars-films-reveal-about-george-lucas
>>79338589
>no john carpenter
fuck off
How the fuck? I'd die withing a day
me too tbqh m8
>captcha: NIGA Bulls
>>79338479
H-Haha totally, me too bro
I think I can hold my breath longer than I can go without sex.
You niggas wanna watch a McMovie™ ?
Streaming The Founder at weebcrew.moe
tfw had a grand mac recently too.
Super size me senpai
>>79338334
>hello welcome to McDonalds™ how can i help you?
>uh.. yea could I get a - uh McQuarter pounder™ McMeal™ with a large McFrench Fry™ and a large McCoke Cola™ with some McKetchup™ and McChicken Sauce on the side pls
What are the best opening credit scenes ever?
I can't think of anything better off top of my head.
Lord of War?
>>79338260
Lord of War is for sure up there.
Deadpool too.
I really like Zombieland.
>>79338260
That one's great. Best part of the movie, really.
I also like La Mala Educacion.
>short
>fat
>bald
>zero confidence/self-esteem
>unemployed and lived with his parents (for part of the series)
>was able to get a new girlfriend almost every week
How?
Because he's a television star in a fictional sitcom.
>>79338149
It was the 90s.
It's normal, even today. If you just leave the house you'll realize that girls are open to dating, even if you don't look like chad. Even ugly guys have sex with hot girls nowadays.
How many movies/flicks/films did you watch in 2017 so far?
Me? 27.
Rate my watching activity and post yours.
>Ouija: Origin of Evil [2016]
>Spectral [2016]
>Alien [1979]
>San Andreas [2015]
>Aliens [1986]
>Iron Man [2008]
>Predator [1987]
>The Incredible Hulk [2008]
>Equilibrium [2002]
>Iron Man 2 [2010]
>Predator 2 [1990]
>Thor [2011]
>Whisper [2007]
>Surrogates [2009]
>Wrong Turn [2003]
>The Messengers [2007]
>Messengers 2: The Scarecrow [2009]
>Captain America: The First Avenger [2011]
>Alien 3 [1992]
>Solstice [2008]
>Mad Max [1979]
>Most Likely to Die [2015]
>Hellraiser [1987]
>Hellbound: Hellraiser II [1988]
>Frost Giant [2010]
>Mystery Men [1999]
>The Time Machine [2002]
No clue.
time to rate you.
>Ouija: Origin of Evil [2016]
sounds like pleb shit
>Spectral [2016]
no clue
>Alien [1979]
nice
>San Andreas [2015]
you rascal...
>Aliens [1986]
very nice
>Iron Man [2008]
comfy
>Predator [1987]
not one of my favorite of the classics desu
>The Incredible Hulk [2008]
ewwww.....but Liv Tyler so ok...
>Equilibrium [2002]
My nigger
>Iron Man 2 [2010]
meh
>Predator 2 [1990]
meh
>Thor [2011]
ok
>Whisper [2007]
havent seen it
>Surrogates [2009]
You poor bastard...
>Wrong Turn [2003]
no idea
>The Messengers [2007]
no idea
>Messengers 2: The Scarecrow [2009]
no idea
>Captain America: The First Avenger [2011]
ok
>Alien 3 [1992]
good
>Solstice [2008]
no idea
>Mad Max [1979]
YES
>Most Likely to Die [2015]
no idea
>Hellraiser [1987]
good
>Hellbound: Hellraiser II [1988]
good
>Frost Giant [2010]
wat
>Mystery Men [1999]
Another kino
>The Time Machine [2002]
Absolute kino
You almost fucked up but you redeemed yourself with Mystery Men, Time Machine and Equilibrium.
You need to watch all of John Carpenter, dont question it just do it, you will be a changed man.
>>79338130
I average 3 a day.
>>79338130
How do you have time to post on reddit inbetween all those?
Wait a minute, this isn't how things were supposed to happen.
will arnett as real batman when
>>79338075
>DC films that compete with Marvel get panned
>DC films that don't compete get praised
Really fired my neurons
>>79338114
oh boy here we go
Getting ready to watch Bug and My Son My Son What Have Ye Done, a couple of his older ones.
How do you guys feel about this dude? What's your favorite performance? He's up against the guy from Moonlight for Best Supporting Actor this year.
>>79338036
a good lad
>>79338036
"Bug" is fucking great.
I like him. I don't think he really has a ton of range, but he's a good character actor.
I really like him, but I feel the more he goes on the crappier generally his filmography gets, the big movies he's in do poorly and he's in less and less smaller titles where he seems to really shine
Case in point, his best performance imo is still Take Shelter
>Literally every episode this season has had Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump
Aren't they milking it way too much?
During the Bush years they at least distanced his parodies
every episode for the next 8 years
baldwin will become permanent host
Trump was the saving grace for late night shows. Ratings across the board was tanking because of cord cutters. Now its DUDE DONALD TRUMP LMAO.
>>79338030
Haven't you learned by now that they will make the same Donald Trump jokes every damn show until he is out of office?