ITT: scenes which make you think
>>80370810
>it's unironically spoken monologue scene
>>80370810
It's not your fault
>>80371289
Don't fuck with me
This week at auction ,Anon from anonville purchased a bungalow for 100000 g with an extra large basement.
how does the selling tax work anon ?
no "homes under" fans on /tv/ then ?
I really like this show.
What's your favorite television program?
>ywn live in 90's New York
>>80370704
>ywn have ride or die niggaz like george and kramer
Why couldn't these two buffoons just use their Jedi powers to whisk Anakin and his mom away?
How fucking incompetent were these here numbnuts to just leave Anakin's mom behind?
>>80370607
Anakin didn't give a shit, he never visited or tried to buy her freedom her until it was too late. He was so completely out of the loop, she had already married and started a family by the time he noticed. The little jerkoff didn't give a shit.
>>80370607
Because she would have been exploded by the bomb implanted in her.
>>80370607
>HERE COMES OBI WAN AGAIN
>WITH A RACIST CARTOON
>AND QUI-GON JINN
>HE'S GONNA TAKE ANOTHER HIGH GROUND
>HEY MAN, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT SLAVE BOY?
>I'VE BEEN HURTING SINCE I BOUGHT THE GIMMICK
>ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED FORCE
>YEAH SOMETHING CALLED FORCE
>WELL THAT'S LIKE HYPNOTIZING CHICKENS
What the fuck is this movie? I honestly don't know if it's good or bad. There's awesome scenes with Penguin and Catwoman, and the stuff between Bruce and Selina is great, and some of the comedy stuff is good, and Penguin can be genuinely creepy at times..... but then you have Walken hamming it up with lines like "My blood? I already GHAVE! At the HOFFICE!", mindcontrolled penguins with rocket launchers, little people in penguin outfits pallbearing Penguin into the sewer water, Catwoman still being alive after being shot four times and electrocuted because she literally has 9 lives.....
Seriously, what the fuck is this movie? Is it horrible or is it amazing?
>>80370407
You should just fucking kill yourself anon, you're a worthless sack of shit.
How come there was no Penguin anywhere near the Nolan (the only good Batman) movies?
>>80370407
The only good comic book movie desu
GOD IS INNNNNN
HIS HOOOOOLY TEMPLE
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>>80370372
MY GERMS!this movie is shit
I thought Scary Movies 1 to 4 were peak of comedy when I was 13
>>80370642
i still think they are pretty fucking hilarious at 21
yeah some stupid moments, but overall its a good laff
LONG LIVE THE KING
>>80370216
goddamn furries top posting your fleshlight rip offs in my jurassic park threads i don't want to ride a raptor like that
I'M GONNA TAKE A PISS
WHEN I COME BACK I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT THE MIGHTY DUCK MOVIES
OH BOY
>Let's make a show about fucking dinosaurs, make it the primary selling point and then feature barely any dinosaurs whatsoever
I'm still fucking angry at this show.
Luckily if you want to see the main character(not the guy from avatar) get his face pummelled just watch S4 ep 6 of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D and the ghost rider does it.
>>80370094
I was less annoyed that there were hardly any dinosaurs than the fact that it kept focusing on the teenagers and their relationship bullshit. Literally every other plot was more interesting.
I'm honestly kind of glad it got cancelled, I'd put a 90% chance that doing more dinos in the finale was just cockteasing to avoid the cancellation so they could go back to Pangaea 90210.
>film reduces you to tears as a child showing johnny 5 dying, then picks you up with the hypest song and sequence ever.
Was Chappie a good substitute as a new johnny movie?
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY&index=27&list=RDTYVjDcaiD20
>>80370023
oh man, didn't it star The Plague in it?
>>80371232
yeah, he pretends to be indian.
found myself watching the second one recently. based mike mckean is great in it.
You can have all of Superman's powers (Henry Cavill version) but in exchange you would die in exactly 10 years.
Would you take the deal?
Of course. The things I'd achieve in those ten years will be remembered by everyone on the planet for centuries, compared to living until old age and then being completely forgotten about in a few decades when you have no family left to remember you.
How would you die with superman's powers? He's invisible
>>80370005
I thought about smiling
http://nicolascageplotgenerator.weebly.com
THERES NO TIME!
Nicolas Cage plays a coke-addicted circus clown whose platonic friend, whom he sleeps with, gets kidnapped at a kidnapper's convention and is put in a concentration camp
>>80369705
Nicolas Cage plays a child molester whose husband gets kidnapped at the Million Man March and is forced to choose between reuniting with Cage and jumping into a volcano.
>Nicolas Cage plays a gynecologist whose granddaughter gets kidnapped at a ski resort and Cage, by now having reached the peak of senility, accidentally blows up the Kremlin
>>80369735
Nicolas Cage plays a Batman whose illegitimate son gets kidnapped at an Albanian brothel and Cage's only chance at dishing out hot, steamy justice is to win a boxing match… with himself.
Is this worth watching?
>>80369648
after the movie and the first season, yes
>>80369648
The movie is atrocious. The series is pretty crappy initially but then becomes quite excellent, especially the Clone arcs, Umbara etc.
>>80370103
This. Umbara arc is kino
Why does /tv/ hate movies with strong women?
>>80369624The weak should feat the strong
/tv/ likes Alien, Aliens and many others though. They just hate Mary Sues.
>>80369624
I don't hate movies with strong women. I hate movie remakes that replace my beloved characters with something else whether woman, black or donkey.
Just bought the Voyager box sets. Just breezed over the synopsis. This is going to be the best $220 I've ever spent.
>Dat Maquis and Federation tension
>Dat diverse cast of rookies, non-Starfleet members, holograms, Borg and new aliens
>Dat feeling of isolation and desperation of a crew of lost travelers
>Dat potential for character development and varying relationships among the crew
>Dat development on the Borg that is likely to ensue
This is going to be the best ride through a piece of science-fiction ever. I can't fucking wait!
do you think SK and I <3 Summer are still around
>>80369607
OFFICIAL STAR TREK POWER RANKINGS
1, Deep Space 9
2. Voyager
3. Enterprise
4. TNG
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9001. TOS
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9000000001. Reboot movies
>>80369607
True lost in space Kino.
>that comfy as fuck 2 part episode where they go back in time and visit earth
At what point, exactly, did it turn to trash?
Season 2
S3
Season 4