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Post movies where the bad guy has the last laugh
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ex machina
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>>80751025
>mfw I had a suspicion of that picture being what I thought it was
>mfw I googled it
>mfw I was going to suggest a particular film
>mfw I don't need to, now, because OP's picture IS from the film I was going to mention
Well played, OP. Well played.
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That fucking cunt
I've never seen a more frustrating movie
*brings mic closer*
>well no because
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>leans in
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>>80750988
>...have this same thread every day, with the same regurgitated phrases.
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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk [Embed] ←– HIT PLAY
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
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FUTURE X-MEN FILMS: What would you do? 2017-03-22 10:42:35 Post No.80750915
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FUTURE X-MEN FILMS: What would you do?
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I wouldn't go with Phoenix, I'd do X-MEN: SINISTER, X-MEN: ONSLAUGHT PART I, X-MEN: ONSLAUGHT PART II.
X-MEN: SINISTER
Mr. Sinister Cast: Andrew Scott, Mark Strong or Clive Owen
Essex is a mutant who has no powers, just has a very long life span. A scientist/geneticist, in 87, we open up on Essex Corp employed by US and British Government to create enhanced soldiers. Essex has been experimenting on others and himself... He shoots up the mixed DNA of Apocalypse and Weapon X, Charles has nightmares of Apocalypse. Jean is concerned.
Stryker infiltrates Xavier's mansion with a Essex Corp, kidnap Cyclops and Jean. Essex mixes and uses their blood. "Mr. Sinister" officially steps out into the light sand looks slick deadly.
X-Men/Magneto's X-Men go in. Creed pummels Sinister, impressed, offers some to join him for a mil each. Surrounded. Creed joins him. Psylocke and Mystique go with Sinister. Raven kisses him then grabs a grenade from a goon as Creed and Psylocke take down the other goons and Creed holds Essex. Mystique pulls the pin, explossioo... Quicksilver puts on his headphones and plays Diana Ross - "Chain Reaction", rescues everyone, Eric disgusted at the kiss. Quicksilver walks past Sinister who looks creepier but looks at Creed and is more creeped out.
X-Men stop Sinister's abomination hi-tech advanced creations for the US Government and Army but he kills Mystique. Charles full of rage can't get inside Sinister's head as he's using an adamantium microchip embedded into his forehead to block out any telepaths, he and Jean put Eric into Essex' psyche but he can only be in there for a few minutes, microchip has defenses.
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Magneto inside psyche: Essex true self. He has no true power. He basically shits himself as he is tortured. Sinister goes catatonic from the mental/psyche torment and collapses. Charles pulls Eric out but they both get trapped in a psyche limbo, a counter-attack from the microchip, only Jean gets out.
Eric visits Prof. X's mansion where Charles is broken. Warm, powerful embrace as the two both break down over Mystique. We see a sad sight Eric's eyes open but no one's there. Eric has gone catatonic... And Xavier went into a coma trying to get Eric out of Mr. Sinister's mind.
Eric and Charles play chess in Xavier's mansion as the doors open and Jean enters, she says she is working with others to get you guys out of this. But, she can feel something outside of here, Charles says, it's all our negative psionic emotions and it's constantly evolving. He asks what did they form from?
Charles says, "Oh no, it's... it's evolving...growing so fast... It has awareness intelligence already, impossible..."
Eric says, "What?"
"My apathy and rage"... "Your action and the onslaught that follows." - Charles Xavier
Okay. So WWYD?
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what kind of an ignorant dumb and smelly wikifag actually likes onslaught?
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OP is a faggot
Back to >>/co/
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can yo believe it?
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>no whites
Thank fucking god
The good guys win for once
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>>80750907
Power Rangers has always been diverse, what the fuck are they smoking?
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>>80750934
Yeah but it's never been a superhero movie
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What was up with this being apparently "unwatchable", and people walking out on it in theaters?
I thought it was hot
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>>80750795
>those nips
>thinking it was rape
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>>80751020
Women unironically enjoy rape and many of them dream about it.
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Because it goes on and on and on for like 12 minutes? Don't get me wrong i fapped to it a few times cause it's hot as fuck but Christ I think we get the point of her getting raped. Also the ending for this film is garbage. Fucking faggot gets away, What kind of ending is that?
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Top 5 Superhero Movies 2017-03-22 10:37:41 Post No.80750791
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1. Batman 89
2. Superman
3. Superman 2
4. Batman Returns
5. The Dark Knight
I was going to make this a top 10, but there aren't that many good super hero movies.
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>>80750791
Marvel cucks BTFO!
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>>80750791
1. Spider-man 1
2. Man of Steel
3. BvS: UC
4. Spider-man 2
5. Watchmen
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>>80751285
>spider-man 1 above spider-man 2
No.
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Today is my 25th birthday. What film should I watch?
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>>80750658
The fellowship of the RING
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>>80750677
I've never watched a LotR film and I intend to keep it that way.
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>>80750658
institute benjamenta or this dream people call human life
Just came back from an advanced screening of Life
Ask Me Anything.I thought it was a fun flick
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>>80750636
is even actually scary or just scary music and jumpcuts?
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Whats the monsetr look like
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>>80750961
Turns outit's Man
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>This ain't gonna hurt you, but it ain't gonna tickle either
What did he mean by this?
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If one sentence were to describe the film.
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>>80750221
Which looks better?
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*quip quip quip*
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Are you guys okay with how much Hollywood Actors make? Do you think it's fair, even though thousands of hours and plenty of things go into making a movie that have NOTHING to do with the actors?
Do you think, what they endure, and go through makes the paycheck justified, or do you believe they are pricks, get paid to much, and do too little in the grand scheme of things?
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Is that guy considered a "Chad"?
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>>80750207
>it's an 'anon doesn't understand how value operates in a free market' episode
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>>80750207
Learn to spell
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can /tv/ actually discuss this film without resorting to silly threads regarding post number?
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Nice dubs
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>>80750122
>Wants a serious film discussion
>Gets dubs
KEK HAS WILLED IT. LOOKS LIKE GETS ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS.
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>>80750122
Not with digits like those.
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What does /tv/ think of this film.
I just watched it for the first time and thought it was pretty meh.
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i like how they focus on the whole samurai sword fighting element
but other than that i think i have to agree with you
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>>80750112
two is twice as nice
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>>80750112
Why meh i loved it?
But the first one is better desu
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Choose an actor to play the main role in "(You)" biopic.
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I was about to type it but Eric Roberts just came up behind me and put his arm on my shoulder
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Ron Howard's retarded looking brother.
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>>80749937
Vanilla Ice all the way
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>tfw He'll never ever come back to the show
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>>80749815
Good.
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Max is too good for these hack schmucks.
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>>80749815
man, jew nepotism really helped that fag, didn't it?
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Late to the party. That fight scene on the stairwell was awesome.
Who else is looking forward to season 3?
Daredevil thread
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Season 3 needs The Hand, Bullseye and more Punisher and insight into what Fisk is doing.
Also a Luke Cage cameo would be choice.
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I don't think they need more seasons. Show ended in a goodl place.
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the hand was boring
electra was boring
not enough punisher or kingpin