You've been given total creative control of Season 9 of The Office.
What would you do to ruin Jim and Pams lives?
>>80133504
Jim tells pam to fuck off, and goes and works at his dream job.
>>80133644
And then he fails at his job, only to come crawling back and find Roy is giving it to her on the side, right?
If I were to keep Jims dream job in I would have him pussy out and then have the company become wildly successful, leaving Jim an alcoholic shell.
series should have ended at jim and pams wedding
So, now that the dust has settled what's /tv/'s consensus about this gimmick of a show? I kind of like it. The dynamic of weed faggot genius and clean cut macho man with no feelings is pretty funny in my opinion. Gotta say some of the on show problems are a bit contrived but on the whole not so bad.
>>80133498
>Slaps the file down on the desk
WE HAD A DEAL,
You Son of a bitch
>>80133498
>it's a Donna solves all the problems by magic after watching 44 minutes of Harvey and Mike arguing about semantics
Donna is hot as fuck.
What's the consensus on this flick?
>>80133431
What is it with ben affleck and puzzle piece movie posters
it was autism
>al-Freqi
shit
sage
>dog shows up in horror film
>dies
why?
To get pussies like you to realize how fucking pathetic you are
>>80133391
I fucking love killing dogs. You have a problem with that as well?
>>80133391
>horror film
>its just gore or someones sexual fanfic that someone managed to get turned into a movie
the real horror is thinking about the person who wrote it
>The man that not only saved Capeshit but gave us R rated capeshit
APOLOGISE
He's still annoying.
>>80133341
I didn't realize Green Lantern was rated R
>>80133341
why does he have a nazi/white nationalist haircut? He should grow it out
Do you think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane or was he smashing prime gorilla pussy?
>>80133272
Did you know Tarzan taught himself how to read and shave?
It's why he has no beard.
>>80133272
He probably just nuke'd some pineapple and put his dick in it.
that's kind of a good question actually
What went wrong?
you should ask you parents whats wrong with you
>>80133162
I think he takes himself too serious. That making off with that barbie game really shows this.
>Wife writes script
>Includes an interracial kiss scene
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
About to watch this for the first time. What am I in for?
>>80133157
retardation
>>80133157
people who run away from falling things like idiots
BMWF sexual intercourse
Drummeris the best girl
>tfw no julie mao gf
>tfw no belter gf
Life is suffering
>>80132713
I prefer the gook desu senpai
Is the DCEU saved?
>The first sequence played for us features Diana Prince (Gal Gadot) and Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) setting sail toward London. Against the wishes of her mother, Queen Hippolyta (Connie Nielsen), Diana has decided to sneak away with Steve so that he may get secret intelligence to the Allied forces, and she can find Ares and stop him from creating chaos by way of World War I.
>Though Hippolyta was firmly against Diana taking on this mission, from a distance she watches them leave the island without trying to stop them. Her sister, Antiope (Robin Wright) asks vaguely, "Should you have told her?" Hippolyta responds cryptically, "The more she knows, the sooner he’ll find her." The "he" in question is presumably Ares, which implies that there’s some kind of connection between Ares and Diana that the latter hasn’t been made aware of yet.
>As Diana and Steve set sail, she asks him to take her to where the fighting is the most intense, because that’s where she will find Ares, the god of war. Diana believes that once she finds Ares, she’ll be able to kill him with the Godkiller sword and stop the fighting. Steve doesn’t necessarily buy into that, and he’s more concerned with getting back to London and finding the men who can end this war. Without hesitation, Diana says, "I’m the man who can." She believes once Ares is destroyed, the German forces will be free of his influence, become good men again, and the world will be better for it. That’s all the expository stuff we need in this scene. The rest of this sequence gives us a better idea of how Diana is being handled as a character.
>Steve Trevor shifts around the boat to create a makeshift bed out of what’s on the boat. He makes one area for Diana to sleep in while he makes another separate area for himself. Diana finds this odd, inquiring whether the average man sleeps or not, or maybe just doesn’t sleep with women. Steve clarifies that it’s just not polite or customary to sleep next to a woman if she’s not married to the man sleeping next to her.
>The scene makes for an amusing exchange where we learn that Diana isn’t up to snuff on some of mankind’s traditions, and Chris Pine gets perfectly flustered when trying to explain them. But more importantly, it creates wonderful chemistry between Diana and Steve, showing more genuine humanity and charm than all of the previous DC movies combined. Steve feels the need to prove that he’s not just an average man in the face of a woman who is so self-assured and spirited, explaining that he’s not just an "average man" since being a spy takes a certain amount of skill.
>Though Diana is not familiar with the concept of marriage, she’s not completely naive or clueless. As the conversation continues, Diana has no trouble explaining that she’s familiar with reproductive biology and "the pleasures of the flesh", having read all 12 volumes of Cleo’s treatises on body and pleasure. Some more humor is doled out when Diana explains that the books came to the conclusion that males are necessary for procreation but not for pleasure, a statement with which Steve casually disagrees.
>These are the kind of moments that have been few and far between in all of the previous DC Expanded Universe movies. Though Clark Kent and Lois Lane have shared some intimate moments like this, they don’t come close to having the charm and authenticity of this exchange between Steve and Diana.
>>80132643
it will bomb
>>80132643 see >>80130115
no
"Anon, pick a movie"
Wasup anon,
Is there any not to old movie which is good pg13 but not gore or degenerate humor?
>>80132592
Tropic Thunder
>>80132592
Con Air
What's the kino equivalent of this?
The plane scene, of course.
Lasanga Cat thread?
Can I pet your dog?
No.
But Kevin can.
>I want 90% of all profits and I'm only willing to offer 10,000 of the 50,000 you're asking for. You have 3 seconds to decide or I'm out.
One time I asked this pretty girl if I could 'touch her dog' and she just laughed but said sure
What is the MOST terrifying, gut wrenching, heart pounding, stressful, scary piece of media you have ever witnessed?
>>80131971
Trump's election baka
>>80132098
You are an idiot, stop using gook words like Baka. You are not Japanese and never will be. Kill yourself...
>>80131971
Nothing has made my heart pound like seeing that first battle scene in Hacksaw Ridge in the theater. That shit blindsided everyone in the theater.
Watching Arrow, an episode about gun violence and holy fuck is it preachy!
>>80131929
>Oh no an Assault Rifle 15!
>30 caliber magazine clips in half a second!
When will it end?
Yeah, but does Thea get naked?
Anti-gun retards are the worst.