>ITT: great directors with terrible "fanbases"
Pic very much related, I genuinely love every single one of his films but I've never met a Tarkovsky fan who isn't a rabid piece of shit.
Kurosawa has the same problem
>>87573139
he was a self-absorbed, pretentious wanker who only ever made 3 good films of which two were his works as a film student.
>>87573139
P-present company excluded, right?
*blocks your penis with magic*
she can block my cock with her tits
>>87573083
Literally who?
And that Manjaw though
Best part of the show desu.
Was this an accurate portrayal of a Greek family?
>finally watched this movie in a Greek hotel, because apparently they play this over there
Very comfy movie
>>87572809
According to this 45 year old Greek woman I used to work with, yes.
Pretty much yes
source: I have greek friends
>Finn is first revealed
>everyone fucking loses their minds and says niggers can't be stormtroopers
>movie actually comes out
>he's the only likeable character because everyone else is either a Mary Sue, an edgelord, or a noncharacter
too bad the actor is a guilt-tripping retard
>>87572731
He'd be better if he was serious and not comedy relief.
Post your death scene
>>87572637
did he died?
>>87572637
a
>'my friends.....you bow to Noewuan'
Who was that supposed to be? Some kind of God?
It's "no one"
moron
What was Noewuan's tax policy?
>>87572766
Oh and I bet you think that Sheev was saying treason instead of "tree sun" too. The nerve.
Here's what we know so far:
>A pilot was made starring Billy Zane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUQE0-G_GeU
>Sony has bought the rights.
>This will be a TV series, not film
>Sony Television held talks with Harriet McDougal (Robert Jordan's widow and chief executor of the Estate) and Red Eagle
Here's the text of the original announcement from 28 April 2016 in full:
>Update: Wanted to share with you exciting news about The Wheel of Time. Legal issues have been resolved. The Wheel of Time will become a cutting edge TV series! I couldn’t be more pleased. Look for the official announcement coming soon from a major studio —Harriet
And the last official word from the Jordan Estate, made this fall:
>According to the terms of the contract, we can't say anything more about it.
>The next statement will come from the studio.
>>87572515
Giv Aes Sedai gf
>>87573048
NO. You get a Kinswoman. The fat one
>>87573271
pls gif Aes Sedai
What's /tv/'s consensus on YT movie critics?
Most of them are bad
>>87572503
Power rankings:
HitB >> Stuckmann > Jahns >> Everyone else.
When future generations sift through the smoldering rubble of postmodern America, they would do well to locate a hard drive with RedLetterMedia content on it. They could study Mike and Jay and, with that thin slice of information, fully understand what it is that killed western civilization.
Those two are bitter, cynical nihilists. They have devoted their lives, the prime years of productivity, to pithily lampooning cultural ephemera and implying "we could do better than these idiot filmmakers, but we're too cool to actually try."
They are every strain of societal AIDS melded together into a super AIDS of cultural death...
Well into middle age, they're still obsessively analyzing adventure stories for children. They're childless, unmarried, stubbornly avoiding an actual profession, opting instead to beg for Patreon donations. They are subsisting on the patronage of even more embittered, more lonely, more cynical losers who need virtual friends to swim in their vast Petri dish of misery with them.
Look in their fucking eyes, man. It's a joyless, pointless existence they're living.
They are so afraid of sincerity or honest artistic effort that they'll leave behind hours of footage of them chuckling about Tommy Wiseau. They are artistic cowards and abject failures in every respect.
Each time you catch a glimpse of them, you're reminded that we peaked as a civilization a long time ago. We're done creating. We're done feeling real emotions. All we can do now is analyze, criticize, and ironically pick through the dessicated corpse of our once great nation.
P-Peter...
For those who want to be part of this epic /tv/ forced meme there are three easy steps.
Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic 4chan meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.
Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....
Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is 4chan, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?
Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!
S-Sneed...
>>87572379
I don't get it.
Where's the joke?
Oh!
You're the joke!
Kek, what a fucking loser!
What does /tv/ think of Kingsman?
>>87572237
Cool !!
>>87572237
Didn't think I'd like it.
Saw it.
Loved it.
it was decent
how did John Connor get his scars?
Damn I never thought about that, better produce five more films to explain it, thanks anon
>>87572216
>how did John Connor get his scars?
Well...
He's the Joker Baby!
someone thought he was a machine and tried to rip his face off
Rate then debate the saga
> 2>1>R1>7>3>4>6>5
>>87572155
>5>1>6>3>4>2>rogue one>>7
5 > 4 > 6 = 3 >>R1 > 7 > 1 > 2
>>87572223
how do you sleep at night putting 1 so high?
At one point this was the richest person in Hollywood.
Does /tv/ even know who this is?
He's that guy who did rants on 60 minutes,
sneed xD
>>87572089
BOOM
RIGHT IN THE KISSER
Whay can't we make a good supperman movie!
WHy!!
how hard can it be?
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYY
>>87572032
Man of Steel
>>87572032
Already did like 40 years ago.
Superman is a horrible character so it makes sense that all his movies are also horrible.
Could i become a hollywood star?What kind of movies you think i could star in...?
>>87572007
with this post i am reminded to shave my beard
thanks anon
>>87572007
Not a star, maybe a blob fits you.
>>87572007
Georgie Boy? Virgin Messiah?