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>>83210371
what else was he suppose to do?

Probably hoping the zermbies would group together eventually if left alone. Then make a run for it

Air vents. He was going to climb into the air vents which would lead up to the outside.

>>83210359
Imagine being Conan

No one cars about non political late-night. shits boring

>>83210359
How can she be so cute? squee

>>83210327
it was good except every part with Adams or whats her name.

>>83210327
not as good as A Single Man

agreed

>>83210306
no she had it coming and a lot of guys in high school would've loved to have as many friends as her and get talked about as much as she did

>>83210306
Netflix is for libshits

>>83210306
>Am I an asshole?
no.
she's fat.
fatties deserve all the garmonbozia of this worls

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>>83210232

>>83210232
I unironically believe in all of these. Challenge if you dare:

>Resident Evil
>Miami Vice
>Pain & Gain
>Lucio Fulci's entire filmography
>Fight Club (post-edge appreciation phase is patrician)
>Beyond the Black Rainbow
>Every Takeshi Miike movie
>Love & Pop
>Hardware
>The Pest
>That's My Boy
>Wild At Heart
>American Gigolo

That's all for now. I swear I'm not Armond White.

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>>83210261
How could such filth as the "Harry Potter" series be considered a pleb filter when it's quite obviously one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.

Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

It lost the grounded feeling that the first had.

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>>83210040
its.....meh

nothing i will remember

>>83210040
subway scene kind of took a shit on the movie
still a good flick, not kino like first, definitely a flick

fucking hell i am sick of this hussar meme shit

>>83210016
Why do they use the wings?

I thought polacks tried to keep their gayness in the closet?

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>>83210016
>It's like they don't care about their history
In other news: OP turns 12, realizes how Hollywood works

Here, you dropped this, >

get out. get out of this house. You're no longer my son

>>83209869
PRRPARE FOR SHITPOSTING

>>83209869
>ywn be Ecthelion's son and become Lord and Steward of Gondor

DUDE ONLY THOSE WITH ROYAL BLOOD CAN BE GOOD RULERS LMAO

DUDE MONARCHY IS GOOD

>>83209725
Its terrible, just go watch Excalibur.

>>83209725
I'd say yes.
It's not for everyone, especially capeshit loving normies.
This movie is pretty unique in the way the story is told; lots of montages with an amazing soundtrack that gives the movie a weird but not bad pace.
Add to that great visuals, an excellent Jude law, a chinese Knight named Kung-Fu George.
Sure the story is nonsensical at times, aggravated by the very clear and visible cuts made by the studio/distributor, but the movie retains its charm.
Special mention for David Beckham's cameo, which is so bad it's good, and Bill "CIA" Goosefat's bad acting.

>>83210021
I completely agree. This movie's like some kind of throwback to 80s action/fantasy. It's not accurate, it's not faithful to the lore, and it's not trying to be. It brazenly gives no fucks while it tells its own story and it's awesome because of it.

>>83209689
What a homo

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>>83209716
Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.

>>83209689
>I reject absoIuteIy revenge, aggression and retaIiation.
>"REEEEE, COOP, HELP ME FILE CHARGES AGAINST THE SHERIFF!"
>Tries to file anyway even when Coop won't sign his thing
What did he mean by this?

It was good.

>>83209553
Why tho? All it did was remind me of a better film. One of the characters even comes out and says it.
>It's all nostalgia.

pleb filter

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>>83209375

ITT actors who died really late

>>83209313
God Tier first half.
Shit final act.

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>>83209313
>ywn visit a theater with an assortment of mid-budget films to choose from ever again

Valiamt with Ewan

>>83209211
OII KID

>>83209211
>We want the Deadpool audience

>>83209321
Deathstroke predates Deadpool