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"Ah, ha ha, *munch, munch* ol' J.R.R., didn't, ah, see you come in! -burp- No please, please, [smack] sit down, sit down, there' something we, (pant) need to talk about. *farts* Heavens excuse me, oh ho! Well getting down to 'brass tacks' - or brass tax, I might say SNORT! - yes, well I was sitting, counting the money coming in from, slurp, my show - terribly taxing ah yes? - when the thought occurred me, watching that money from my award-winning show... [belch] from my, (siiippp) award, award, awar... sorry, I lost my breath, award-winning books, that I [chews] that I can't seem to recall you mentioning [more chewing] anything about Gondor's *blows nose* taxation policy. Surely I must have -releases one long wet smelly fart - missed it while glancing through the pages (cough). You did [scratches ballsack] say something about it, right? Sales tax? (sweats) Value-added tax? *licks lips* Don't just sta - oh my my heart - stand there my man, out with it! Surely the, the thought has crossed your mind?! -chuckles until accidental urination-"
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>>86195479
George... easy on the carrots...
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-shits self-
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thanks
Just spent the last 2 months marathoning this. I had heard the ending was disappointing but holy shit. Dude wears the suit for like 5 minutes and the ending shot of the series is the one good closeup of him in the suit. Overall would not watch again
Though
>Lex and Lionel made the show
>Green Arrow was good
>Clark came off as a self-righteous asshole
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>>86250954
I enjoyed it when i was younger. Though I watched it when it was first airing. Lex was a total bro.
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>>86251642
He really was. Clark was a huge asshole to him. No wonder he grew to hate him.
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>>86251642
This
Clark fucked up big time by not telling him about himself
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What the fuck happened to that Evil Dead reboot sequel?
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based womyn
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>>86195251
based pusyposter
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someone share their Jane folder with me pls
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ITT: Movies /pol/ don't like
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*doesn't
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>>86195140
Why would I hate a movie about Jews and degenerates getting killed?
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Reminder that President Donald Trump is edited out of Home Alone 2 viewings in Canada.
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>>86250906
I don't even doubt it
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Why tho? Aren't Canadians tolerant?
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Sauce or gtfo.
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>w-
say no more
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good mem
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doesn't he have a hot daughter or something
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>>86195022
"brevity is the soul of meme"
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>ITT: We post out favorite tropes and movies/shows that have them
jaded/depressed character that over the course of the film finds purpose/hope/faith again
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Straight-laced fly-right character ends up outside of their comfort zone, slowly loses their morals/mind while adapting to the new surroundings
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>>86194612
>and movies/shows that have them
Well done at leading by example OP.
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>>86194865
true detective you dumb nigger
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Why would Chuck sell a perfectly good escort service?
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>>86250205
That's the joke.wolfcastle
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>>86250205
You'd think Sneed would keep the escorts, right? I refuse to believe that Feed & Seed is a better business... Maybe Sneed isn't as in need of money? Do you think he came from money and Feed & Seed is more like a thing to keep him busy? Really makes you think.
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Anyone catch this today? What did you like, what could have been done better? I'm surprised no one was laughing in the theatre at the Engrish.
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>>86194459
Americans won't laugh if it's not a quip with a laughtrack inserted. At best they'll clap, but you need Old Glories for that.
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The whole theater I was in was laughing at the beginning. I didn't think it was funny at all. Dumb Americans.
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Films you've only just realized are pure fucking kino
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>implying Matt Damon has been in anything even close to kino
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>>86194358
Not kino but brilliant subversive film making.
Anti mass immigration film sold to liberals as NO BORDERS!
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great thread
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What's next for Amber Heard's career after Elon and Aquaman? Can she finally break into the Hollywood A-list bracket?
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>>86194253
is she actually talented? where does she come from?
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>>86194301
>where does she come from?
The netherworld. Her existence here on earth is sustained by stealing souls and absorbing life forces.
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>>86194253
upload the apk OP
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Now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ think of The Dark Knight Rises' opening plane scene?
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I don't understand why CIA didn't want Friends on his plane.
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simply exquisite
one thing I'm still unclear about is why Wreckage Brother was expected though, there wasn't any foreshadowing to his character's eventual demise, it seemed kind of sloppy.
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>>86194176
Why would someone name their kid "CIA"?
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You fucking niggers will think I'm being ironic thanks to Xavier posting, but fuck it.
Teen Titans GO! is unironically the funniest animated show on air.
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>>>/lgbt/
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Meh it's more watchable than the original for me at least, no trolling. Gets me a rare laugh and it's cute, I found the original tedious and boring.
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>>86193894
its ok, I would say gumball is funnier though
BALE?
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Men age like wi-
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>>86248971
JUST
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>>86248971
What role's it for this time? Brendan Fraser biopic?
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Is this an actor or cgi?
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>>86193796
they were actually four dudes in a costume.
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>>86193796
They just put Steven Merchant and an intern in the same shirt
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>>86193796
Have you seen it? You wouldn't believe it steve