This is the best modern Disney movie.
dat soundtrack
W H A T C A N I S A Y
>>84286077
It's a misappropriation of Maori and Polynesian culture. For shame Disney, for SHAME!
How would it have been that Lord of the Rings film directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring the Beatles?
>Ringo Starr as Frodo Baggins
>Paul McCartney as Sam
>John Lennon as Pippin
>George Harrison as Merry
>probably Wilfrid Brambell as Gandalf, for the lulz
>Richard Harris as Aragornor maybe, maybe, Clint Eastwood
>Peter O'Toole as Legolas
>Rod Steiger as Gimli
>Richard Burton as Boromir
>probably Peter Sellers as Gollum
>probably Christopher Lee himself, or Peter Cushing, as Saruman
>Paul Scofield as Elrond
>Probably bleached Liz Taylor as Galadriel
>Alec Guiness as Theoden
>maybe Peter Cushing as Wormtongue, if he wasn't Saruman
>John Gieguld as Bilbo Baggins
>Marlon Brando as Denethor
>Michael Caine as Faramir
>Laurence Olivier as Treebeard's voice
>Orson Welles as Tom (I assume he appears on this adaptation)
Say any changes you would do? Would you like this version more than the one we have?
>>84286062
This would've been the greatest movie of all time
>>84286158
Also they could've included more of the songs from the book with The Beatles in the movie. Could've made it 4 movies as budget wouldn't be hard to get for them and Kubrick together
Peter O'Toole as Legolas
Peter O'Toole as Legolas
10/10. citizen kane would look like a drama school film in comparison
What's this fat son of a gun's best film?
>>84285925
>plebeian: Psycho
>contrarian: Vertigo
>patrican: Psycho
>>84285925
Probably Psycho (unironically)
Favourite is Marnie though.
>>84287235
>Plebeian: Psycho
>Contrarian: Rear Window
>Patrician: Vertigo
What's your favourite episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Also, are we all in agreement that this is the 4chan to R&M's reddit?
>>84285822
Frat brow one where he gets electricuted
>>84285945
If ATHF is 4chan and R&M is reddit, this image is /tv/
>There're no perfect m---
4/10 movie and I'm being generous
TARS, set shitposting to 90%
>>84285646
i LOVED this movie
Why did she keep making this face?
Because she's not an actress. She was picked because she looked like Keira Kinghtley. And Kathleen Kennedy is obsessed with tomboy-ish petite white skinny brunettes.
why did she keep making this face?
>>84285689
>obsessed with tomboy-ish petite white skinny brunettes
So am I but she has a face like a foot.
How fucked are you? Would you survive? Could you beat them, how?
>>84285600
I guess i could beat Sauron. I'd cower and pretend that he has cornered me then i'll pull out my shank and try to cut his ring finger off.
1/1000 chance but fuck it
>>84285600
Roll
>>84285693
He's my friend because that's a shot from T2
...why do we hate it?
Because we hate fun
I don't think most of /tv/'s current userbase has even heard of this show
How did they fuck it up so bad? They had like 15 years to make the sequel good and they made it terrible. Like ridiculously bad.
>>84285553
That's why it was bad. They didn't strike while the iron was hot and when they were in better creative shape to do a proper sequel. Waited way too long and the magic died.
>>84285553
agreed its rubbish
>>84285553
it was FUCKING bad
what movies best capture loneliness and isolation
I was gonna say "your home videos" but that would imply somebody actually cared enough about you to make any
>>84285512
The guy was a chad and a fucking normie. Fuck him
this movie was pure kino
What did he mean by this
>>84285257
>imaging Batfleck and Drake on screen together
jesus
Probably voicing some smartphone video game about Lego batman
damn drake is pretty shredded. why doesnt he get any roles?
I enjoyed this?
>>84285253
you thought it was okay, a little overrated
Why so much talk about this recently, is it streaming somewhere now?
>>84285253
Surprisingly, yes
>>84285492
I'd buy that for a few bucks
How do you write good horror?
Any /tv/ script writers working on horror stuff at the moment?
what do you want to see more/less of in horror today?
>handheld camera
>lots of jump scares
>little girls
>possession.
We got it boys.
>>84285198
Best horror is Lovecraft.
Imagine a movie where Tom Cruise is exploring some kind of seaside cave and then Cthulu pops out in an absolutely pants-shitting jumpscare and Cruise starts tearing his hair out being like "I'M GOING INSANE! I'M GOING INSANE!"
Too intense for the unwashed masses.
>>84285860
Jesus
giving me the willies just thinking about it.
v. unsettling desu
>dat camera flash scene
This movies was great, why the hate?
>>84283655
Haven't seen much hate. I liked the direction, acting, and action. Script/dialogue was so-so, and Brie and Loki were almost wholly unnecessary, but certainly enjoyable flick.
The only thing I really hated was him
Character was eh but I just detest the actor
>>84285206
He is typecast for a good reason
Is this bitch crazy?
>your kind mutilated me but it's okay, because you're "wow, so big". Can we hang out and be a family even after I shot your wife in the head in front of her own daughter? Please fuck me right now.
Also, what a waste of a good cast.
>>84284610
A Girl Walks Home's was so terrible I'm not even going to bother with this one
>You can't enter the dream unless the dream enters you
kek, fucking Keanu impregnating the whole village made me laugh
Pleb filtered
This is the the anti neo-mad max(fury road) /v/eddit sensibilities