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Post your top 5 favorite directors and your favorite movie by them. Recommend things to others.

Fassbinder- Ali: Fear Eats the Soul
Bergman- Shame
Akerman- News From Home
Sirk- The Imitation of Life
Noe- Love

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Just watched this movie because it's one of my moms favorites. It was pretty bad most of the time but had some really funny moments. I guess you had to be born in the 60's to enjoy it because of its nostalgia factor.

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>veteran cop partnered with other professional cop.
>in the middle of a critical covert mission
>everything going well
>third rookie cop crashes in, blows everyone's cover
>veteran cop's partner is injured in the gunfight
>Veteran cop is now forced by his boss to partner with rookie cop
>Hilarious shenanigans ensue

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lets be honest.

Hayden wasnt that bad and revenge of the sith was probably the most kino star wars of them all..

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Where do I begin? Wow, this is without a doubt the weakest story in the saga thus far. It doesn't even explain WHY finding Luke is so important.

Nothing is explained in this film.

Our new heroes are Rey, (who plays the Luke Skywalker role of A New Hope) and Finn, basically our comedy relief character, who for whatever reason tags along for the adventure.

Their main goal is, by the luxury of endless coincidences in this poorly thought out movie; to stop the threat that is the First Order and their SUPER DEATH STAR, (wait for it.....) STARKILLER! And also, find that old hermit Luke.

Seriously, there are so many instances where you'll stop and think, "wow they're always there at the right time. How convenient". Such as, finding the Millennium Falcon by chance, running into Han Solo by chance, finding Luke's old lightsaber by chance, and my favourite, R2D2 waking up from low-power mode for no apparent reason other than to MOVE THIS NONSENSICAL PLOT ALONG!

Kylo Ren's character is ruined when he takes off his mask. You can't take him seriously anymore, he was a legit badass for the first hour of the movie, but that's all destroyed.

Han Solo dies very predictably, he falls off the platform looks ridiculous and I actually laughed out loud at how stupid it looked.

The last third of the film is where I realized I was watching a parody. It is literally beat for beat, Episode IV and VI combined. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. A trench run to destroy Death Star 3 (the starkiller) and an underwhelming lightsaber duel between insta-Jedi Rey and Kylo Ren. As many others have said, if you've seen A New Hope, you've seen this movie, but that movie was actually good.

And lastly, the movie ends with Rey handing over the lightsaber to Luke (who's green screened into the shot BTW, looks super fake) and the two engage in a cringe worthy awkward staring contest with no words being spoken...

Was that a parody I just witnessed?

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>The crowd shuffles in their seats nervously
>David wets his lips with his tongue
>He leads the microphone towards his breast, up to his chin of granite
>"Well..."
>Not a sound can be heard
>Contorted faces of the white audience are seen holding in gases, arms clenched to the chairs avoiding scratches, coughs and sneezes suppressed to not offend the God
>"...The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. I don't understand this person. So they're crazy. That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick."
>YES KING SLAY erupts in the white audience
>A baby is sacrificed to Moloch
>David begins to levitate on stage and emits a bright light from his eyes that blinds the audience
>The truthbomb of all truthbombs is dropped and the enormous roar of the audience among the sacrifices and chants of the white slave masters can be heard for ten thousand miles
>David begins to descend through the stage and into the earths mantle
>He is not crazy, and he is now part volcano, part man, whole god. The holy trinity.

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I never expected that in a great film, the thing that I recall years from now is the sound of Stuka dive bombers coming in.

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Probably won't be too long before Hollywood makes a movie over Trump, let's start casting it.

Trump- Tom Hanks
Melania- Cate Blanchet or Olivia Wilde
Pence- William Fichtner
Obama- Andy Serkis
Hilary- Glen Close
Alex Jones- Nic Cage
Ivanka- Margot Robbie
Ben Carson- Idris Elba
Putin- Mads or Daniel Craig
Director- Oliver Stone likes doing movies on presidents but I could see Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, or Steven Soderbergh

Let's finish it out

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>*stares at popular kids from a distance*

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Why did they allow him to come along with the fellowship? He already showed an intense weakness to the ring's power?

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Just got back from watching DunkeyKirk. I found it very broad and easy to be honest. A bit of a circlejerk and basically had no German faces in it at all.
I was hoping to have a film which would actually teach plebs about war and it's actual horrors. In Dunkirk (the film) the soldier just ducked for a while whilst a bomber went over then got up and got on with it. No real horror or actual fear at all.

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>cast a female Dr. Who thinking it's a huge PR victory for your channel
>days later leaks reveal gender wage gap

LE JUSTO

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>This is seen as the best British film
>It's not even British

lmao?

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I can't find this film anywhere.

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