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>>83860432
This shit sounds gangsta as fuck

>>83860432
Wasn't Jason Statham already in a big shark movie? Like, a flooded mall or some shit?

>>83860432
Why do redditors like OP shill "epic" bad movies like this, sharknado, birdemic, the room, etc?

Pine looks so incredibly uncomfortable when she grabs the dudes leg and she barely acknowledges.

>>83860384
Quinto is gay

>>83860384
Probably.

I remember Ashton Kutcher talking about viagra saying that it's useful when you're with more than one partner and want to perform for a while.

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>PG-13, at that
>"war" movie with no blood

You've done it again, Nolan!

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what choice did they have?

>>83860154
There's no ground combat you low IQ ape.

>>83860088
>finally have a black bachelorette
>somebody gets raped

did they not see this comming?

>>83860088
this is a psyop. the producers probably put something in her fuckin drink. 100% serious

>>83860989

They had him rape her and then they will let him off.

Ricky Gervais show is a better "concept," I guess, where it's two cunts torturing a nice but strange guy. I only ever >watch O and A when it's a Patrice or Luiz Spick episode.

>>83860194
you don't like Ant and Yimmy banter?

>>83860962
ME: I thought that guy Opie was always da funniest one to be COMPLETELY HONEST with you. *sniff*

So, a jew and a indian walked into a bar...

>>83859998
Go on.

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>>83860044

>>83859814
>isn't part of the MCU
GOOD. I don't wanna see spiderman in the MCU and hope Sony gets the right back

>>83861955
this. ASM3 when?

is that why they sucked so much at E3 this year?

read the book

>>83859646

Prefer not to if at all possible.

>>83859616
>Never seen dune before, what should I start with?
>Dune 1984
>Dune 1984 extended cut
>dune miniseries
>wat do /tv/?
The 23rd Anniversary Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6jgkcANRE

She's a 11/10 cutie, that's her problem. I love her.

Crazy bitch.

It gets better

Millennials (yes I am one) suffering from arrested development and perpetual childhood. Also, chinks love anything that looks pretty

their popularity is emblematic of bigger societal issues

>>83859051

I don't understand it at all. My roommate goes to see every superhero movie and even if he sees a couple in a row that he thinks are terrible he just gets excited for the next one. It's so confusing and embarrassing that these are the biggest movies every year that people flock to.

>>83858629
why would you come here to ask this question?

>>83858629
What Happened, Miss Simone?

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Foxy Brown

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>>83858513
it was, and jim stienman wrote two of the songs, but no one here will care.

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Absolutely. The score is good, the sets and general aesthetic are awesome, the action is cool, it's fucking great.
>mfw listening to HDTGM trash it

>>83858741
>jim stienman wrote two of the songs
I thought he wrote Sorcerer too. Looks like I was mistaken.

I still check 2-3 times a year for a goddamn BD release. It's never coming, is it?

Every dog has his day.

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What the fuck was Ralph Fiennes thinking, an oscar winning actor, starring in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>83858490

Why did you post a picture of Drumpf?

>Tony I swear to god

>They got this vending machine that spits out different kinds of food based on what kind of money you put in, so you put in chinese money you get chinese food.

>>83859642
You put in ancient roman coins and you get a pound of gabagoooooooooo

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>it's a Paulie gets lost in the woods and stumbles into the Black Lodge episode

2 > 4
5 > 7

>Philosopher's Stone at the bottom
What the FUCK are you doing?

Switch it with OOTP and we have a deal.

dogshit>>>>>>twilight baseball scene>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> twilight movies> harry potter