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Because her voice is super fucking annoying when she speaks Spanish

>>82065010
Made the film better. She should have never spoken. At least not until Logan died.

Dafne Keen is a qt and I wish her success in the future

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>>81949345
>he prefers a gorey-edgefest-while-Fincher's-talent-was-still-maturing instead of his magnum opus

>>81949529
yes call me a pleb, but ruffalos performance was pretty good.

>>81949345
Zodiac > 7

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>>81949306
That's literally how you sudoku. You stab yourself in the gut and then another bloke chops your head off so you don't suffer the agonising pain of having a sword in your guts for too long.

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>>81949306
>why you would behead a samurai after watching him commit harakiri

>>81949306
stabbing yourself in the stomach doesn't cause immediate death, but it's part of the ritual

too bad howeverposting died so quickly

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>>82063810
howeverposting is the only /tv/ meme that I helped kickstart. It will forver hold a special place in my heart.

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Yes yes well done, Slytherin, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER - there are some last minute issues we need to take into account.well, actually there's only one issue, and that's that Slytherin house is a part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>81949027
Does C3PO have AI?

MOON

>LOOK DOWN

>LOOK UP

>LOOK SIDEWAYS

>>81948898
I mean, there's only so many good films to watch: at a certain point you're watching rehashes.

>>81948964
I'm pretty sure no one ever has saw every "good film", there's just too much to ever run out of.

Here are some great ones which you might have missed
>Wake in Fright
>The Vanishing (Spoorloos)
>The Man Who Sleeps
>Fail-Safe
>Man Bites Dog
>The Hill
>The Wages of Fear

>>81949041
Wake in fright was actually the last good film i saw

>>81948888
>Does it change in the coming seasons at all?
Yes.

>>81948888
The show is more of a family drama than a gangster show, so the writers focused little on who controls what (at least in the beginning seasons).

You get tp see more how Tony works in season two, b u t the family drama aspect is still the dominant theme.

>>81948888
kill yourself faggot, you haven't even been paying attention so far.

>DUDE I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'M NOT A FAGGOT WHO WATCHES THIS GARBAGE

>>82063281
Hey I was dragged along to see this with my family so I didnt wanna originally see it. I havent even seen the first movie

After BvS, everything seems like shit. Justice League to be lit

this was a soap opera for middle age women

He's a caveman

>he accepted other man's son as his own

I think we all know the answer, OP. Why make a thread about it?

>>81948294
It exists.

it doesnt exist

>>81948294
it's not bloated

To catch a Thief

>>81948119
Sky High

>>81948119
oh yeah. the Lost in Space movie too

i fucking hate timecrimes and i have to make that clear in every thread related to it. It's a very bad nonsensical flick with a terrible unoriginal twist.

>>81948077
>timecrimes

Felt bad for the qt the entire time desu

>>81948077
12 monkeys
Project Almanac
Interstellar
Planet of the Apes (original)
Looper

http://observer.com/2017/04/why-4chan-isnt-buying-what-bill-nye-and-political-entertainers-are-selling/

>>82063181
Based Jay did this

>>82063181
the author dumbass