Is Tom Hardy a perfect actor? I cannot think of a single role where he has given an underwhelming or disappointing performance. He is just too good.
>>85011670
>didn't watch Taboo
he was Aiden Gillen bad
>implying Bane was good
>>85011693
>Aiden Gillen bad
Uh, that's an oxymoron.
Was the winning move to not play at all?
>Well, at least I don't have to get treated for AIDS now.
Why didn't he just say this.
>>85010614
The winning move was to not be an awkward fat faggot that women want to ridicule
>>85010670
Because then the world would think he had autism in addition to being fat and pathetic
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Genders
>>85010525
Cara is looking fine. post feets
>>85010525
He's cute but that's a dumb haircut.
Is this worth the watch?
yes
>>85010476
nope, not even the big D knows what the hell he made
>>85010476
Yeah.
The truth is that there shouldn't be disappointment. I should, by no means, feel disappointed. But, leaving the theater I was confronted with this completely overwhelming feeling of utter tiredness and sadness. After seeing the movie I was messaging one of my friends who asked why it's so poor and why I disliked it so much and my exact words were, "t's more MCU garbage but this time it's Spider-Man and it feels fucking personal". That big, fat 94% on Rotten Tomatoes, the incredibly positive consensus on social media, it just proves that Marvel has won, they've won over everyone, critics and audiences alike, with their openly corporatized, overly-produced piece of modern-era junk. It proves that, for the time being, good, creative films have lost, stuck in a sea of big-budget corporatized products which seek to homogenize other money-making properties in an endless pursuit of more, more, & more money and less, less, & less artistic freedom. There's no feeling I like less as a film watcher than coming out hating a movie, especially a movie featuring a character I kinda most definitely really enjoy, but I didn't just leave the theater hating Spider-Man Homecoming, I came out dissatisfied with the current film environment, angry at those who allow movies like this to get made. (1/?)
>>85010379
Spider-Man: Homecoming is nothing but another in a long line of process-paneled, audience-tested products, designed to put "story" and "character" ahead of form & thematics, it's clear from the very first image exactly what this movie is going to be- a wide shot of Avengers tower over the skyline of NYC, this isn't the New York of Raimi's trilogy, a seemingly endless city of verve and excitement, where the citizens are passionate about their home and Spider-Man the icon of the people, no, this is the New York of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, a place where in-jokes and easter egg references are leaned on far more heavily than genuine emotion and well-developed characters. When the film culminates in a scene at the all-gray, completely concrete Avengers home base, dominated by garish CGI, it's obvious just how much of a cash grab this film is. (2/?)
Ah fresh pasta. Nice
>>85010400
I don't know if Jon Watts is a good director. I really don't. It's impossible to tell from this, although the direction here is probably the worst I've seen so far this year, because Marvel reshoots everything and rarely allows directors creative freedom to take risks and do something visually interesting. It's obvious that the sense of color from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has been removed completely, this again looks just like the ugly, grey, concrete aesthetic of Captain America: Civil War (which is interesting because the film actually opens with that scene shot from Spider-Man's perspective), which is a shame because if any hero's movie should have an abundance of color it's Spider-Man's. This movie just gets literally everything wrong- it gets high school movies wrong, it gets character dynamics wrong, it does Michael Keaton, Marisa Tomei, Jon Favreau, Laura Harrier, Tom Holland, Zendaya, and Donald Glover wrong (egregiously), it gets movie-making wrong, it gets villains like Shocker & Scorpion wrong (they're here, but they are barely recognizable, their flamboyant and colorful comics costumes having been removed). Marvel claims to be all about character but the way the leads and the villain are treated here come off as not as genuine but instead as written for maximum recognizability, characters like Flash Thompson & Liz Allen especially, the filmmakers never punish Peter for the horrible way he treats Liz over the course of the film, and her exit leaves a bad taste in the mouth, as she suffers way more than she deserves to. Perhaps the most egregious example of this way of treating character is the MJ drop at the end- I have no doubt that Zendaya could make an excellent Mary Jane, but that reference came off as one of the worst references in a comic book movie since "Robin" in The Dark Knight Rises. (3/?)
That had to be the most emotionless, scatterbrained, most uninspired shit I have ever seen.
Aliens 2 when?
This had to be the most emotionless, scatterbrained, most uninspired thread I have ever seen.
Good work,OP.
I don't get why they haven't ever tried to remake something really actiony like Aliens over and over again. Wouldn't it be a safer investment for mainstream audiences and easier to avoid these kind of clusterfucks?
Now that the dust has settled, was this actually pure kino in the beginning?
>>85009445
No, it looked like he wiped chicken grease over the camera lens. Also, what the fuck was up with that yellow background?
>>85009445
No he's an irritating man child and that could never be hidden by even the best directors. If he's not on the autism spectrum they need to widen the criteria
>>85009445
I'm Doug Walker and I'm here to say
ITT: embarrassing celebrity interviews
Just from seeing the still I know that is from his interview about Drug Courts with Hitchens.
For a man so opposed to faggotry, Hitchens certainly raped that ducking faggot live on TV.
Peter Hitchens is a faggot.
>>85009124
Link
> be Dunston
> check in
tour de force
I want toFUCKthat monkey
bonobokino
Fight to the death, who wins?
ramsay via repeated elbowing to 'tiny' tom cruise's windpipe
>>85008962
>tom cruise
manlette
>gordon
6ft+
>>85008962
Why are Tom's abs sucking to the left?
cringy moments in film
>>85008662
>admitting to watching Disney wars
Hi plebbit
Star Wars has always been a kids film.
You should grow up.
>>85008698
Found the redditor.
Disney is /ourstudio/.
why is there no thread about this? I think the casting is awful. makes me so sad to see ;(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4U3TeY2wtM
you guys do give a shit about this don't you?
Chris Pine crying during the performance for "Glory" from Selma finally pays off
idk looks like it could be Kino.
I always fall for movies with trailers that have modern "epic" renditions of 80's songs, for some reason. I should stop falling for it.
Why the fuck is Oprah an actress now though?
holy shit rey is gonna shave her head during her jedi training!
>>85008245
NOOOOOOOOO FUCKING NOOOOOOOO MY FUCKING IS GONNA LOOK LIKE A DYKE FUCK NOOOOOOOO
>>85008245
Look at the top of her head!
So they are copying Stranger Things?
Do these people just recycle one another's shows?
>decide to watch this with the family
>antifa comes on screen and I immediately go back to my room to play vidya
did i miss anything worth wild /tv/?
you missed paul dano giving another classic performance
>>85008237
>sage is a downvote
>>85008271
literally who?
Do you think Sarah Silverman is a funny comedienne?
SELL THE VATICAN
FEED THE POOR
>>85008140
No but she used to be ridiculously hot before she started removing all her body hair for some stupid reason. She had really nice arm hair.
>>85008140
I think she'd be a lot funnier in my oven.