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Tonight's episode is titled "Force of Eagle's Claw":
>Sunny and Bajie struggle to stay alive; the Widow consolidates her power in the face of challenges; MK learns secrets about his past.
Should be good.
>Chained to fat boy
Oh boy
Face it anons.
He's going to die by the end.
Maybe the Scotsman will too.
I don't like it, but it'll happen.
Why do you guys even care it's a children's cartoon
Stop watching cartoons you fucking child
>>80946460
The Scotsman is almost certainly already dead since even if he was still alive he would be in his 80's.
Don't forget 50 years passed between seasons 4 and 5.
Why is everything Kubrick has ever done so amazing?
>>80945852
because he photographs the photograph.
>>80945852
His lolita is shit, so not everything
>>80945852
Someone hasn't seen Fear and Desire yet.
Max Landis wrote the first draft of the script and was notoriously butthurt that Lionsgate scrapped it, claiming they owe it to him to have acquired the rights from Saban and that the final movie ripped off "Chronicle". This is his pitch. Would it truly have been better?
>The Power Rangers are alien warriors led by Zordon and chosen to protect the intergalactic Eltarian empire from the malevolent Lord Zedd.
>Lord Zedd corrupts the Black Ranger, Rita Repulsa, who attempts to steal the Power Coins for him. Zordon traps her on the Moon and flees to Earth with the Power Coins and Alpha-5.
>Years later, Rita escapes and contacts Lord Zedd, who has nearly subjugated the Eltarian Empire. He sends Scorpina, Goldar, Squatt and Baboo as well as the Putties to help Rita find the Power Coins. Zordon finds out she has escaped and recruits a new generation of Power Rangers.
>Jason is the local troublemaker. Billy and Zack are his childhood friends, although Jason and Zack's relationship is strained by Zack's decision to join the football team.
>Jason's ex-girlfriend is Trini, an overarchiever pressured by her parents into excellency. Billy, on the other hand, used to date Kimberly, an edgy punk rocker who returns to Angel's Grove one year after dumping Billy for Tommy Oliver while touring with her band. Zack is dating a cheerleader, Amanda.
>The Power Coins get mixed up and Kimberly ends up becoming the Black Ranger, while Zack becomes the Pink Ranger.
>Zordon is disappointed by the recruits and the Rangers struggle to become a real team, but overcome their differences and manage to defeat Rita and her followers. Rita is then sealed away once again, but not before sending a message to Lord Zedd about how powerful the new Power Rangers are.
>Jason & Trini and Billy & Kimberly get back together and Kimberly and Zack talk about trading Power Coins as Zordon embraces them as the new protectors of the galaxy.
>In the post-credits scene, Lord Zedd decides to use a secret weapon against the new Rangers: A corrupted green Power Coin.
>Zordon is a squid-like alien and Alpha-5 is a robotic head with spider-like legs that later assimilates a drone body.
>Rita is towering horned abomination. Pic related.
>Scorpina is a "female Predator" with a sharp tail and Goldar is an ape-like creature in a golden armor. The Putties are shapeshifting clay-like monsters that can grow extra limbs to fight.
>>80945285
>Zack becomes the pink ranger
Sounds like classic Landis
In any case, Landis has a handful of movies written under his belt and only one has been good. So no, I don't trust him to be better.
Max landis is a hack. His new movie for netflix is literally copy and paste change up the homework so it's not the same of Shadow run.
http://screenrant.com/venom-movie-filming-fall-2017-horror-sci-fi-genre/
Apparently it's going to be horror Sci fi. Maybe there's still hope for him yet?
I'd enjoy it if it was basically Venom on a road trip doling out his brand of justice with brain eating on the side
>>80944918
If they make it like Josh Trank's original Fantastic Four vision (R rated Doctor Doom killing lots of people with no mercy) then it will be a masterpiece.
>body horror where symbiote alters brocks body like the thing instead of being a suit that grows teeth
>eating brains
>brutally beating criminals with realistic depictions of a superhuman punching someone in the face, no more "get knock back a few feet"
Could THIS be any more a Friends thread?
>>80944715
Alright I tried to make a thread about this and it died so WHO WAS IN THE WRONG HERE
>>80944945
I don't like the whole we were on a break meme. It references a very early season which sucked dick for the most part.
>>80944945
Ross because they weren't technically on a break
>get a call from President of Hollywood
>"anon we need help, pitch us a new Friday the 13th movie quick"
what do?
>>80943492
>>80943492
Movie where the characters who are killed by Jason aren't all dipshits that deserve to die.
Set it during a blizzard. Use karo syrup instead of CGI blood. Profit.
This is unironically good.
Best action flick since Mad Max.
>>80943176
>hasn't seen JW2
Disagree. Force Awakens takes the cake.
>the best movie of the franchise is a spinoff
REALLY makes you think
What are some example of retarded monster designs in movies?
the thing
>>80941512
Hey shut up, it was extended into five dimensions, that shape was all we could see in three.
>>80941512
*screams geometrically*
Watching this the first time it felt like a Malick satire, but it turns out to be pretty engrossing when you leave your expectations of narrative at the door. Excited for Song to Song now.
hershlag feets
>>80939957
that too
also:
hershlag feels
>Perhaps no film in the history of cinema follows the movement of memory as faithfully, as passionately, or as profoundly as Terrence Malick’s new film, “Knight of Cups.” It’s an instant classic in several genres—the confessional, the inside-Hollywood story, the Dantesque midlife-crisis drama, the religious quest, the romantic struggle, the sexual reverie, the family melodrama—because the protagonist’s life, like most people’s lives, involves intertwined strains of activity that don’t just overlap but are inseparable from each other. The movie runs less than two hours and its focus is intimate, but its span seems enormous—not least because Malick has made a character who’s something of an alter ego, and he endows that character with an artistic identity and imagination as vast and as vital as his own.
>As such, “Knight of Cups” is one of the great recent bursts of cinematic artistry, a carnival of images and sounds that have a sensual beauty, of light and movement, of gesture and inflection, rarely matched in any movie that isn’t Malick’s own. Here, he—and his cinematographer, Emmanuel Lubezki—surpass themselves. Where “The Tree of Life” is filled with memories, is even about memory, “Knight of Cups” is close to a first-person act of remembering, and the ecstatic power of its images and sounds is a virtual manifesto, and confession, of the cinematic mind at work. It’s a mighty act of self-portraiture in dramatic action and in directorial creation.
This is without value doubt the worst Lex ever imo. Can anyone of you guys convince me why I'm wrong?
MARTHA
>>80939774
Nope, the film was obviously too deep to try convincing you anyway
>>80939774
He has hair, is young, not bald, handsome, full mane, and tall
that The Channel Awesome You Tube channel will probably get a million subs by the end of the year. While some of your favorite channels won't?
It literally has no effect on my life whatsoever.
>>80939524
Just saw this fuckers Logan review
Fucking terrible man
>living vicariously through strangers online
Nah
Thoughts on SJ episode 3?
try looking for one of the half dozen threads about it in the fucking catalog
you damn retard.
>>80939036
Theres two fucking threads with no reply and certainly not focused towards episode 3 fuckface.
>>80938978
Intense as fuck. Shit is getting real now
What was his fucking problem?
He didn't have any clean silverware. When you gotta eat, you gotta eat.
senility
Didn't want to give up his power.
/thread
My take on Snoke.
>Ancient humanoid gifted in the Force
> Once an angelic-like figure, similar to the Old Elves and First Men in LOTR lore, corrupted by the dark side like the kings corrupted by the ring.
> Andy Serkis, who was highly involved in multiple aspects of LOTR, mentioned how his concept of Snoke was an ancient, once handsome humanoid. I believe the corrupted Elf idea was a direct inspiration.
> He was clearly damaged in some great defeat, and it has rendered him more discreet and cautious. He doesn't even want to find Luke alive it seems. He just wants to prevent Luke from being found by the Resistance. He's clearly worried about Luke
>Uses the dark side keep himself alive much longer than natural, to the extent that his physical form is still deteriorating regardless.
>Sheev sensed his power harboring in the Unknown Regions, set up many safeguards to monitor and explore this threat.
>Even Vader couldn't feel his presence.
So basically, Snoke must have had some important role in the galaxy long before the events of the saga films. After being defeated, he journeyed to the Unknown Regions of space, perfecting his powers and waiting for Sheev's fall to come scoop up the remnants of the Empire, corrupt/destroy the Jedi, and swiftly take control of the political situation.
He used Starkiller at Hux's request to take out the Republic, but it seems his real intention would have been to sense Luke and destroy the world he was on. This explains why Luke would abandon everything and head to a planet with literally no people on it (combined with Jedi clues).
I think Snoke's past is somewhat easy to figure out, but I hope his actual motives and objectives are more original than just "control the galaxy"
>>80938199
>>80938199
God I hope not because that sounds gay as fuck
>>80938199
Who cares at this point? Post-prequel Star Trek has been uniformly awful. Sorry, but Lucas had the magic touch no matter what the meme criticism says about him.
Star Wars is dead forever and it doesn't matter how JJ Abrams or whomever is in charge makes up things. It's not canon