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One of the most fun TV shows I've seen in a while. That ending though, not happy with two cliff hangers in one season.

Did you call moi a dipshit?

>>82687193
UPN-tier melodramatic pulpy trash. Face it, the lives of teenagers aren't interesting.

>>82687001
Her sex junk.
Is oh-oh-oh
So oh-oh-oh
Uncontrolable.
Like Gerard Deperdieuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

More satisfactory than Semitic bread topped with smoked salmon and copious amounts of a tart condiment often referred to as "cream cheese"

>>82687001
This was a neat little segment.

did literally everything to be morally cucked by his brother

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>>82687050
look at this loser
look at him and laugh

>>82686806

The autistic girl is more respectable than Dunham.

>>82686806
Bitch on the left has some strong autism

>Letting Lena Dunham be around vulnerable people

I've watched AVGN since 2006 but have only seen the webm of him getting cucked by the black kid from this movie. I'd rather not let it damper my memory of the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDVrP7GPakY

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No.

>>82686642

First two are good, the rest are garbage.

>>82686642
One of the greatest horror movies of all time. Hellraiser 1 and 2 are excellent films.

>>82686642

overrated garbage desu

What recent events?

>>82686768
Cyberattack hits 99 countries using leaked NS tools. NHS is down, FedEx is down, shit can't be contained because it hits Windows machines that didn't get a March security update, shows up even on airport screens.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/12/technology/ransomware-attack-nsa-microsoft/index.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

>>82686563
wowee

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Pic related or elementary my dear data

>>82687040
>"No!"

Probably like 20 tng episodes

Too many fucking white people.

>>82686341
honestly, where are MY people?

>>82686252

Instantly by name? 8

recognize faces but can't remember names: 15

looking back, the way she kept believing her mother was so great and coming to get her really is kinda sad

>>82686011
I had a feeling that was all that happened, but I was never interested enough to find out, so thanks for letting me know, OP.

>>82686069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gz9JJPW56g

It was a dream.

>>82686130
I mean how do I get his lifestyle without the crippling depression, alcoholism and sex addiction

>>82686170
Have a rich and famous dad, take your meds and don't drink/fuck.

he dies in logan too so who cares

There's a scene in The Last Stand where he tells his students about transferring consciousness to a comatose body. I think he even played a video of it with Moira MacTaggart. He probably did that and uses his powers to make everyone see the original professor.

Last stand post credits scene implies hes alive still

A joke has substance.

A quip is just a guy saying something like "I understood that reference!"

Its just a 1 liner that you laugh at basically.

>>82685694
so a quip is a one liner.

>>82685603
A quip is a type of joke. It's a witty remark made in a certain situation.

/tv/ dosen't like them because recent Marvel movies use them too often, especially during what should be intense, dramatic scenes. This creates a separation between the audience and the characters, reminding us that their world isn't real and has no stakes.

>What did you say your name was?
>I didn't

>wearing shoes indoors

do white people really do this or just in flicks?

This happens with completely random frequency in America. Like, some people do it, some don't, and it doesn't seem to have any geographical or cultural trends.

I always say goodbye before I hang up, but I've met plenty of people who don't. I think generally most Americans do say goodbye.

I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles yesterday. I noticed him but didn’t want to bother him. He obviously saw me because he came up to me. He said, “Please let me give you an autograph, yo, bitch. Please respond.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please respond. Please respond. Xbox, please respond. Bitch.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen job applications in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually because “I just wish I had more time to play,” and then turned around and cried at me. I don’t even think that’s a career. After she scanned each form and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying “Xbox turn on” really loudly.

He'll get a sequel spin-off called Just Jesse and it's him crying in a motel for the rest of his life

>>82685325
You know hes on a really good show thats stuck on hulu, right?