>>81945941
I always do, I'm usually disappointed at any budget level.
yes
>>81946055
But that's not a werewolf anon
>it's a mike waits in his car for 30 minutes episode
The memes are real NOTHING HAPPENS
>It's a Howard spends 20 minutes climbing garden walls episode
>It's a Jimmy pours sugar in his coffee for five minutes episode
stop this shit you fags
you're making me curious to watch this
How did Samurai Kino degrade so fast?
>Episodes 1-3 explore Jack's introspective struggles with his corrupted conscience as he tries to fight off a dangerous cult dedicated to Aku.
>Has side characters like Scaramouche that don't overstay their welcome and fit the tone of the new season and original show.
>Episode 4 has some questionable changes such as waifu bullshit with Ashi, but still maintains the high quality action and exploration of Jack's character as the first 3 episodes
>Episode 5 focuses almost entirely on Ashi, it is paced incredibly poorly and is only barely saved by the Scotsman scene at the start
>Episode 6 is a shallow nostalgia trip with cringy shit like the rave song and penis joke that barely focuses on Jack when he is literally going through a pivotal moment in his character development.
>Jack's mental issues are resolved in a 2 minute scene of Ashi (who is even more waifu-bait than before with revealing plant clothes and the M. Night Shyamalan twist that she was naked the whole time) screaming at him as it is revealed the ghostly samurai isnt a part of his conscience.
It appears Genndy, like Filoni, is a fucking hack. Why did people think this garbage would save Western animation again?
But now it's time to find Jack's sword!
Gimme a link you fucking degenerates. I want to see this dick monster everyone's talking about
>>81944915
the last episode was really good though. i liked it alot. we get to see that the samurai is having a real effect on the world. also the chick is cute
Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's kino
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's not. It's utter shit.
>>81943470
Only redditor say kino
Opinion discarded
ITT: post your top 5 favorite movies we critique each others lists.
in no particular order
Drive
Double indemnity
A Clockwork Orange
American Psycho
Goodfellas
Drive
Braindead/Dead Alive
Il Sorpasso
The Thing
tie between Gremlins 1 and 2
>>81943172
Who's this thickness?
>>81943172
Requiem for a Dream
Donnie Darko
Take Shelter
Ghost in the Shell (original)
Snatch
>>81943172
The big problem I have with Martin Scorsese is that he always puts his blowjob fetish in his movies, whether it's Good Fellas or Casino. that's his thing like Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish that he insists on shoehorning everywhere. I like American Psycho, but it's overplayed and overmemed. It ruins my appreciation of the movie. Drive is nostalgia whoring incarnate. A Clockwork Orange is great only because it's Kubrick. If A Clockwork Orange had been made by another director it would've quickly been forgotten. Double indemnity is a new one for me so I can't really comment on it.
Pure kinography.
>>81943146
How many times was that machete folded?
>>81943166
>machete
>>81943146
Why do redditor constantly say kino?
Is this the worst impression in SNL history?
>le pursed lip man
DUDE BLOMPF
He gets Republicans mad so he must be doing something right
>>81943108
I dont think Republicans watch snl
/ourguy/
And yet blue-collar morons buy tickets to watch that shit.
>/ourguy/
That's an exaggeration. He's from a small midwestern town, loves hunting, and is Christian. That doesn't make him a racist /tv/ faggot.m
>>81942394
well what are they supposed to do? Read?
Erin Moran dead @ 56
>>81941731
I guess she was an addict from the tone of Henry Winkler's tweets. I guess she went downhill after Winkler got covered in Bees.
>>81941731
Mods sticky
>>81941762
She jumped the shark
>Lucas Wars
>the bad guys are mostly robutts and creepy ayliums
>Disney Wars
>all the bad guys are privileged hetero cis white men
What did they mean by this?
>>81941647
it means Disney has been absorbed by the (((pods)))
>>81941647
All the bad guys were white in the original Lucas trilogy you mong.
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>What I thought I'd do is, take a British loli, put her in an American film, cast her to play a Mexican, and have her pretend to be a deaf-mute!
>>81940981
She never pretends to be deaf
>>81940981
>pretend to be a deaf-mute!
But she doesn't. She just doesn't talk for most of the movie.
>>81940981
Implying it even matters
Definition of kino
I didn't like how he basically just ignored all of the child abuse by members of the Church because God would sort it out
>now you'll have to rape Eskimo children, God is just
other than that best show I watched last year
>>81941002
It's actually a very fitting punishment. He sends this awful man away from his comfortable home in New York to frozen Alaska, which is metaphorically the 9th circle of hell (apologies to any Alaskans), secure in the knowledge that the bastard will not only suffer for the final 10 years or so of his life, but also protecting the Church's reputation.
The Church, for all its flaws, does so much good in the world. Why allow 1 bastard to cause so much damage to the Church's incredible charitable works? Also, if you think that guy is raping Eskimo kids, you're bonkers, because:
1. Eskimos aren't Catholic
2. The white parents who are Catholic all have guns
3. Your dick does not work in those temperatures without careful preparation
>>81941265
>Why allow 1 bastard to cause so much damage to the Church's incredible charitable works?
Yeah, we shouldn't let one bad guy put a damper on the church's amazing efforts to eliminate condoms and sex education in poor areas with STD problems.
Today I will remind them.
>>81940273
all truly great art causes polarization
>>81940273
>two heroes who are largely known for being against killing
>huh wouldn't it be EPIC if they killed?!
Why is Snyder allowed to direct movies?
true capekino is never appreciated in it's own time
This was pretty good. Anyone want to talk about it?
What do you think people would say about it if Lawrence and Pratt's roles were flipped?
Why were they woken up?
chris pratts enourmously gorgeous pale moonlit ass was probably my favorite scene in the whole film
id watch 120 minutes of chris pratts pale moonlit ass if i could
>>81940218
If Lawrence and Pratt's roles were reversed the movie would have over 90% on RT and the Tumblr-tier critics on there would be praising its courageous exploration of female sexuality
What are your thoughts on Debby Ryan's body of work?
>>81939610
>23 yrs old
>Already has the saggy tits of a 50 yr old woman.
I haven't seen any of her work so I can't say.
>>81939610
i liked her world in the sweet life on deck and jessie