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>>82158530
Honestly, I don't laugh when I see Cinema Sins. I think that the narrator's voice isn't humorous to be honest, but would be a good narrator in serious things like if they needed him for a successor to "Modern Marvels".

They're terrible. Thread over.

They're not funny and their opinions are the same as every other reviewer who pretends to be edgy

>>82160543
I would've

>>82160543
>almost 20 years older than him
KINO

I wish I have an older gf to teach me things.

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>>82158003
>It's a girl

>>82158053
>It's a GOTH girl

>the hacker is a skinny beta loser

>>82157991
Why do they look like mongoloid ants?

this film was kinda weird

ARR ROOK SAME

she typically did 2-3 films per year for her entire career. looks like she took a little time off in 2015/2016 but has 3 films currently in production

i wouldnt worry about it too much desu

Didn't she take time off for a while to care for her unwell father or something?
If so then I respect her a lot

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>>82157839
>>82157779

Only fitting that the oven dodgers at Disney would steal a moment of pure volk energy from Raimi's anti-semitic masterpiece "Spider-Man 2" and then tarnish it with cheap Jewish parlor tricks.

spider-man? more like CGI-man amirite

the day of the rope has come

>>82157585
no

no, obviously not you stupid incel faggot

>>82157585

best show. go watch this kino now

Its an anime that was live-actioned and westernized and made by the wachoski creatures, it was as good as it was going to get.

I kinda liked the visuals, if those two fucks just stuck with just doing those instead they'd be more of a hit instead of doing the aquard and stilted as fuck scripts, they where never good at scripts.

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>>82157508
Was kino except for the garbage scenes involving Spritle and the monkeys antics.

>>82157508
>announcers getting hyped as fuck
>Two cars between him and destiny
Why did this get fucked by the critics? This was pure kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_LNqzixFKg

>>82157451
liveleak is dead facebook live is where all the hot shit out

>>82157510
please leave

>>82157449
it's literally a meme movie, taylor made for reddit

Stop trying to make theatre happen.

Quiptastic I hear?

nigga looks like that nigga from the sonic the hedgehog lookin nigga

>convicted pedophile
>still found work

Hollywood really does take care of their own. Don't you dare say mean things about the jews though

>>82160016

I can believe it

>>82159912
She didn't have the courage.

>>82159912
because she's a dirty little whore and was hoping the man would forcefully push his hard cock into her trembling, warm throat and pump it full of cum

>>82159912

I thought the twist was she was going to be in on it because of how strange she was acting during that scene.

12 minutes

>>82157438

Blair was not infected at this point in the film. Instead, the most plausible scenario for Blair's infection, in my view, is that the buried-Thing-stuff rejuvenated YET AGAIN, and sought out Blair as the easiest next target, during the storm. This view is consistent both with Blair/Blair-Thing's actions at all points of the film, and also explains the large biomass which comprises final-form Blair-thing-it's all those dogs-and-shit that they burned, except they didn't do as good of a job as they thought. It is the only theory which actually explains all that biomass at the end.

"Infected" is a bad word because it suggests that the target is still /alive/, when what the Thing does (when it goes successfully, from the thing's point of view anyway) by definition kills its target and totally replaces it with an imitation which is manifestly yet not the thing that had been imitated. If you are /infected/ with HIV or whatever virus you like, you're still /you/, and you're still alive.

It's autistic, but I actually prefer "kill-fection" to infection, assimilation, etc. This clumsy hyphenation still manages to convey the simple fact that a Thing'd human being, dog, etc is straight-up killed outright, yet obviously the thing behaves like a virus/disease, and so the "infection" language is yet partially valid.

What's infected is not an individual organism, but a /population/. The target /population/ still has living members which are not Things, target cells which are still left standing, by anology with the above real infections.

>>82157665

I glossed over it but let me perfectly clear: Blair was infected while he was alone in the shack. This also fits the Thing's M.O, to isolate and acquire targets, preferably one-at-a-time.

I can tell from the poster that it has already bombed

>>82157422
Probably but if it's even half as fun, creative, or good as The Fifth Element, it won't deserve to

>>82157422

Disney have already paid off critics to bash it and make sure it isn't successful, do they have a Marvel film or TV show coming out around the same time? Then chances are it will bomb spectacularly and Disney won't allow anything to become as big as the MCU or Disneywars since they do not want competition..

>>82157399
He deserved to be fired.

>>82157520
t. bootlicker

is that jim from the office?