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Sophie 'summer islanders on the slack get the training wrack' Turner

Sansa. It says so in the filename.

>>82586668
Sansa Bolton

He had cancer and fucked up every relationship in his life. So he probably intended to die. Faggot.

>>82586630
>Crystal blue persuasion starts playing

>>82586514
I hate season 5. Why couldn't we see him become a villain? The gay redemption in the end just will make most retards believe Walter White wasn't a piece of shit retard.

time's up

>>82586513
Fuck marvel films but it's obvious. The time infinity stone will get stolen and he can't actually use it.'

Stupid fuck.

>>82586733
this. are you really such a dummy dumb dumb OP?

>>82586490
we won't know until 2049, when it comes out

>>82586490
They're trying to sell it to normies. It's gonna be complete shit.
Bog standard lowest-common-denominator, derivative tripe.
It'll look pretty though.

>Blade Runner is set in 2019
>Released 1982
>Blade Runner 2049 is set in 2049
>Will be released 2017
This means Harrison Ford will look 5 years older than he should
How does this support/disprove the Deckard is a Replicant theory?

>>82586311
I'm sorry, that's not an argument.

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>MFW there isn't an argument

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I approached him and said I'd like his autograph and I bet he hates it when people bug him all the time in public. He sighed and did a nearly maniacal looking grin and said in a forced dramatic angry voice
>You mean like you're doing now?

I just stood there speechless, and finally when I found the right words he kept cutting me off. I decided to leave, and he kept trying to lecture me on how much of an experienced public debater he is.

I saw him again checking out at the register later. He had bought several milk jugs and canned produce, and the cashier explained she would scan one of them multiple times. Stefan waited impatiently for her to do this, then told her he'd like for her to re-scan them all individually to avoid "electrical interference... and so forth."

When the time came to pay instead of doing so Stefan asked that she consider giving a dollar to freedomainradio.com and the cashier politely contributed a dollar to Stefan which in turn caused Stefan to burst into a burning rage and when she tried to explain he still needed to pay for the groceries Stefan kept telling her "that's not an argument" and made for the door. The manager stopped him, and the manager explained he needed to pay. Stefan then tried asking the manager if he "supported the use of violence against him" and when the manager summoned security Stefan asked the manager if he "supported him being shot". He finally paid, and left.

I again ran into him in the parking lot. Apparently, a single mother had been spanking her kids for misbehaving in the store as he passed by. By the time I got there, he was explaining to her how "using violence to intimidate children into fearing you and obeying your commands can cause genetic trauma and be passed on to their offspring" and how the lady was nanny state whore. Stefan then got into his car and started recording a podcast while driving off.

Just as he drove off, I heard Stefan screaming for a guy named mike to "cut him off".

So were you.

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i used to work at universal studios in orlando

they let draco and his friend in the employee areas guy cause management didnt want guests bothering him and disrupting the park operations

wore flannel plaid shirt and red jeans

ill never forget standing behind him and his friend in line for a good 7 minutes silently staring at his clothes waiting to get my macaroni salad and going back to the breakroom to eat it

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>>82586436
Why didn't you dry hump him, to assert your dominance, doggo?

>>82586224
pure genious

Best Adult cartoon right now

It's funny. Post the webm of him on an escalator punching an old woman

>>82586139
This movie gave me my fear of drowning. Tense as fuck, although the ending was a bit shit.

>>82586139

It was here that Cameron consummated his real, lasting marriage: to the color blue.

Cameron has had flirtations with many women and many colors (including a dalliance with red during the filming of Aliens), but while working on the Abyss, Cameron rediscovered blue.

>>82586139
I think that you saw it. Is that what you wanted?

>>82586109
Definitely not Louie. Sure some episodes can be pretty comfy but then all of the sudden it'll get real as shit.

>>82586109
louie is pretty good but when he tries to get experimental it falls to pieces. The bully episode for example was fucking brutal whereas every other time he tried to deviate from the mumblecore vignette type thing he was doing was nonsense.

I think I dropped it around s4, did it ever get good again?

>>82586109
>what show do you watch to bring you back to simpler times?
Anything that shows BBC breeding white women

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our guy

>>82586124
seriously???

>>82586085
Do we actually know at exactly what point in the movie he started shooting? The beginning?
It's been a theory of mine that he did the slaying at the very beginning - that's right, the plane scene. And the reason that the plane scene is such a meme, so much so that it bleeds into real life, is that it is literally imbued with the spirits of Holmes's victims, as that is the last thing they ever saw.
But, again, I don't know. Can't be confirmed until we actually know when he started shooting.

>>82585991
People claim that horror is about social commentary, but I reckon it's about having a hand shandy into a bunch of butcher waste. No other genre's audience would allow someone like Lucifer Valentine to prosper.

>>82585991
Horror is nothing but the same cliche's for the past 40 years. What was the last horror movie that got great reviews from the mainstream and not from horror fans?

Horror is the logical sucessor to the attic tragedy. So of course its easily the most patrician genre.

>>82585914
OP, IT'S WHAT I UNLOAD ALL OVER HER FACE AND IN HER MOUTH AFTER I PILEDRIVE MY FUCKHAMMER IN AND OUT OF HER TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE WHILE SHE SCREAMS THAT I'M HER SEXUAL DEATH STAR AND HER CHOCLATE STARFISH IS ALDERAAN!!!FACT!!!

>>82585914
There would literally be no better hate fuck in the history of the world

>>82586056
I unironically love her and want to make sweet tender love to her and give her many pisy lickings as slow foreplay. I find her bluntness and honesty more refreshing than all the fake ass bitches that act "le so random and quirky xD" Those are the ones who should be hatefucked. Paltrow is wife-material, not hatefuck material

>>82585814
I can't take a show called iSomething seriously.

>>82587607
Also, zombies are fucking stupid.

>tfw this season isn't really good

Nice blain and the zombie swat team shit kind of has me lost. Plus I miss Max Rager and his daughter. I'm just not feeling this season bros

>>82585590
HEY OH
FUCKING GOT EM OP
TROLLED
REKT
SUCH LAWLS

>>82585590
>watches movie up until the last half hour
>wants to know if anything happened
holy shit man end your life

>>82585568
It was pretty good. The lead girl was adorable but the ending didn't make any fucking sense. I get that they couldn't kill the giants but I find it funny that the Brits had nothing else to do at that time but bully a bunch of 10 story giants.

>>82585977
the giants were killing children. pay attention

Children might have liked it. No adult should have.