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>>85552962
TJ miller is an idol of the alt right movement and doesn't deserve this backlash
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Based Roger "Gatekeeper of Cinema" Moore does it once again!
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>>85552962
lel
the only movie critic I can quote from the last 10 years
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These are the WORST types of movie posters known to mankind, you CANNOT deny this.
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>>85552803
misogynist, why dont you like women's legs?
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Cattle Call is missing, another Natl. Lampoon's flick.
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>>85552803
> I collected them all mom come look
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Obviously is going to be a thriller/horror. Needs a tag line and a trailer.
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>Are you human?
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Unironically would rather watch this than the Emoji movie
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>it's a fading boxes scene
dropped
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>be american
>decide go to movies
> waddle out to garage
> climb onto scooter
>scooter falls over
>can't breath
>press life alert button
>go to hospital
>ambulance driver drops me off at home
>tip ambulance driver
>see 50,000$ bill
>have heart attack.
>get back from hospital again
>80,000$ bill. Tip ambulance driver.
>go back to get on scooter and go movies.
>jamal in garage stealing scooter.
>get shot
>tip jamal.
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>>85552501
>me in the middle
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>>85552501
>le murica not as intellectual as me
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>>85552677
>Le redditu
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=25&ebc=ANyPxKq1zL6dRwvYNgYvZLwb_0yd9wPl7KIcMiAKtAOIrE7C7qcwKLWm79JMki-TO18Te3HQLGxmhx2VdQdxox_b6WQch0kfYQ&v=CMKWPtJc18c
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Will The Emoji Movie top it?
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yes, of course!
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Have you ever noticed how movies end?
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>>85552280
That tends to be one of their features.
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>>85552280
End?
Nothing ever ends, Adrian
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What about The Neverending Story?
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>Snyder left the project in May 2017, following the death of his daughter, with Joss Whedon acting as the director of post-production, as well as screenwriter for the film's additional scenes and reshoots
this is going to be awful but it'll be fun picking out the Joss Whedon scenes by his signature quips
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>>85552259
Why the fuck did Snyder an Asian girl as his daughter?
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WHAT LEVEL ON VIRTUE SIGNALING ARE YOU ON, MY BROTHER?
>mmm, i watch maddow and colbert every night...
PSSSH, YOU'RE A BABY... WATCH THIS!!!
I got a girlfriend. . . .
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how does it feel buddy?
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>>85552227
ladies cloud the mind
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line from the movie, screencap this reddit
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>/tv/ tells me to watch The Expanse, it's the best scifi show and very scientifically, they say
>set over 300 years in the future
>everyone is still using smart phones and computer screens only sometimes they're seethrough
>people still wear the same suits and ties
>there are still white people
Why did you guys trick me?
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>>85552180
>people still wear the same suits and ties
>still
>implying these clothes haven't gone in and out of fashion a dozen times over the 300 years and the show just happens to be set during a time where they are 'in'
That's how it works bub
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>>85552246
The suits from three hundred years ago look really different from the suits of today whereas the ones in the show are the same as today's.
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>>85552180
>>there are still white people
you fell for that meme?
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What's the chance our man Armond White comes up with the combo breaker and gives Emoji Movie 5/5 stars and fresh rating on Rotten tomatoes?
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What's the chance you read the fucking catalog first you shitty phoneposting garbage subhuman
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>Mr Preibus, I'm Communications Director
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>>85552065
I'm pretty fuckin' upset right now.
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Anyone watching suits
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>>85552060
I am. But Im not sure why. This season and last season have been so mediocre.
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I wish I were alpha like Harvey
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>It's a redhead secretary girls gets jealous of the hardworking lawyers/genius and tried to help and puts the whole cast memeber on perile making all the charactershacing to help her and themselvers while she just acts smugly about it and no one call her on her shit season
>All the seasons are that season
why in the fuck am i watching this.
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So I watched this film last night and enjoyed it very much. Bu in bed later, something kept nagging at the back of mind, until I figured out what it was:
The start of the film takes place in the middle of snowing winter, whereas it ends in the middle of a scorching hot summer desert.
Wtf is going on here? It seems like the action takes place over only a few days or something, weeks at most.
Since I'm not American I have no way of knowing whether these massive changes in weather are possible over a short distance and over a short space of time.
Or did I miss something?
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OK well, I'll answer my own question, and it seems like I'm not the first one to have had it: This review gives some detail:
>It doesn't cost much to call a Western "mythic," but Seraphim Falls manages to earn that distinction quite nicely. Not because of anything within itself, but because of its relationship to an entire genre: it is nothing so much as a tour of the Western. There are elements of The Searchers in its imagery, of The Outlaw Josey Wales and Once Upon a Time in the West in its plot, and grace notes from many more films than I have space to list. Carver's chase of Gideon takes the two men from Montana to Nevada, from winter to summer, in what appears to be only a few days; this is because the Western covers all of those times and places, and this is a synthesis of all Westerns. It sacrifices plausibility for emotional truth. The truth, that is to say, of a myth.
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>>85552134
>it is nothing so much as a tour of the Western
>we honor the spirit of the old American West by hiring potato munchers to play Yanks
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>>85552703
>yanks
I ain't no yankee, you filthy liberal.