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ITT: jokes that went over your head
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BORT
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...i don't get it
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>sneed.png
15 broken ribs, fractures in both breastbones, a punctured lung, multiple breaks in his right leg, and a broken neck
https://www.facebook com/jim.tavare
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>>80206988
Lol fuck him
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>>80207016
Be nice, man.
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is that the guy from the hills have eyes?
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ok so I just went through a thread and I saw that a guy thought this show is supporting antinatalism
I want to respond and say that at the end of the series when he felt love and his daughter means taht he realised that there is more to life than he realised before. The show doesn't support antinatalism because the arc of the main is character is how he leaves that sad shit behind and has hope for once
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>>80206954
>antinatalism
What's antinatalism?
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I want to know why people pretend it's Lovecraftian. People still say that meme to this day, acting like it wasn't a failed fan theory.
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>>80206954
i prefer the ending where rust doesnt live
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rec me a film that will make me want to kill myself
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>>80206931
Batman v Superman
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Get Out
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Chickenhawk: Men who love boys
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WOLF FIGHTING LIVE NOW
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dat be coal
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YEEEEE
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>>80206661
>come into my tank with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neVsniQdOnM
link for lazy people
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Scenes that turned boys into men 2017-03-08 09:29:57 Post No.80206257
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Scenes that turned boys into men
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Opening scene to the Mummy
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>>80206257
The second one where they fight is also HNNNNGGGGG tier
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That scene in Return of the Living Dead.
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Bad Boys 2, morgue scene.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>80206175
>I'll never be as talented as Finn. May as well just sudoku on mom's menopause pills. OH SHIT-SLUG IN MY MOUTH
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>>80206430
Shut the fuck up. Noah a squish
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>>80206175
What a cute little trap
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What would you have done differently?
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>>80206035
Nothing, it's the best non-Avengers MCU movie. The outrage with this movie was completely fabricated, nobody has given a fuck about the Mandarin before this movie or since.
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>>80206035
I wouldn't release a trailer which would fuck everybodys expectations up and implement lines which aren't even in the movie.
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>>80206035
nothing, Iron Man is perfect
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Is he ever having children??
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What a weird thing to ask on /tv/ of all places
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>>80205976
I really hate this cunts face
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>>80205976
he's having children for dinner
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How would Gandalf have entered Mordor? 2017-03-08 09:17:45 Post No.80205911
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How would Gandalf have entered Mordor?
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How was Gandalf actually planning to sneak into Mordor? He must have had a basic idea, or at least one thought as to how he would accomplish it.
The Gates, I think can be ruled out. Even Gollum knew they couldn't get through that way. I don't think Gandalf would have tried.
So, what about Cirith Ungol? Did Gandalf have the knowledge to get them through? Did he know about Shelob? Or would he try the Iron Mountains?
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>>80205911
Pretty sure when Faramir tells Gandalf that Frodo was headed to Cirith Ungol Gandalf has a very grave reaction. So rule that out maybe
>inb4 eagles
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>>80205968
Did he really fear Cirith Ungol?
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>>80205911
>The Plan, espoused by the Wise is to not hold too dearly to any one course of action. A loosely formulated plan allows the hand of Providence to play a role in its success. Boromir provides an example of a specific plan, influenced by ideology and carried out by force of will, that goes astray. Boromir's singular goal is to bring the ring to Gondor, unable to deviate from this plan he uses coercion and force to further his plan and ultimately is tempted by the Ring to attack Frodo.
Evil, in the Lord of the Rings is often characterized as unyielding uniformity, a Plan; while Good is aligned with natural and organic processes that deal with change rather than trying to control it. So Gandalf's plan allows events to unfold naturally without the domination of his, or anyone else's will.
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Actually well done CapeCGI
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>>80205701
Are you telling me Jackman couldn't grow a fucking beard for this movie?
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looks younger on the right
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Remind me, why did Frasier divorce Lilith again?
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>>80205614
She was a size queen
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>>80205614
ass like scrambled eggs
no good for tossed salad
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>>80205614
Because she waxed her legs, pits, forearms, and plucked her nipple hairs.
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic....?
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>>80205604
himself
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>>80205604
Messi
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>>80205604
The breakout star of recent blockbuster xXx: The Legend of Xander Cage. Young actor by the name of Neymar Jr
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"Daa, right, last night right, di we ha' a party aan top o' the cren? Then, right, di' the poliss show up, an' we ziplined down off the cren?"
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an a jus pissed masel laffin, Haaaaaaa
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>>80205421
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But what's yer 'hing?
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what teh fffffffffilename??
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>/tv/ shitposts become real
wew lads
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What an absolutely terrible idea.
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Now /tv/ can go see a movie alone and practice their dddpractices at the same time.
I'm sure it's made a lot of people here happy.