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Why was this disaster kino overlooked? 2017-05-16 08:02:39 Post No.82835316
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Why was this disaster kino overlooked?
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Also, underrated/forgotten kino thread.
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I really enjoyed it.
It was pretty comfy considering the topic.
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>>82835316
Idk can you tell me where the quick narratives and quips are?
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Debicki was wasted in a small role
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What comfy movie made post 2010 should I watch /tv/?
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Jahrgald Blarf: A Tale of Two Scoops
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Ghostbusters 2016
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>>82835224
What're some that you like?
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My friends told me about this movie being a clusterfuck.
Random Batman and Flash cameos
I dunno like 20 main characters
2 or 3 plot lines?
A surprisingly well played Joker wasted
Harley looked hot on the photos but in the movie she was annoying as fuck
Fucking Captain Boomerang who added NOTHING to the movie
Why didn't I listen?
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>>82835122
Nice fucking blog
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I can understand not listening to your stupid friends but why didn't you listen to Mike and Jay????? They tried to warn you.
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>>82835201
Who are Mike and Jay?
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Why are bad guys almost always cooler than good guys
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why is his head buttcheeks
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>>82835155
Because a galaxy far far away is actually in your pants.
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>>82835155
>all the cgi and makeup technologies of over 30 years advancement
>cant make him look like the 1983 version
How can they be so bad at this? Its like he intended to make trash from the start just to prove people are stupid enough to watch it.
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Perfect Turkish Drama dont exi-
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>>82835055
Wish you fucking Turks would only send your women into European countries and let your shitty males go die fighting for ISIS or something.
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>>82835055
ya siktir git. ya salak salak so. kim o? nerde o? ne salak salak sorular soruyosun ya? ne kadar salak salak sorular soruyosun ya? ya bi dakka abicim. ya bi dakka bıraksana. oğlum bak. oğlum bak. normali bunun nedir biliyo musun? ozan bey iyi akşamlar. ilişkiniz nasıl?
kaç yaşındasın sen?
kaç yaşındasın sen?
bi dakka
kaç yaşındasın sen?
hayır kaç yaşındasın sen?
kaç yaşındasın sen?
bana yaşını söyle
hayır yaşını söyle bana
kaç yaşındasın sen?
hayır kaç yaşındasın sen?
kaç yaşındasın?
dalyarak
böyle mi sorulur? ilişkiniz nasıl gidiyo. ben sana soruyo muyum kimi sikiyosun diye? soruyo muyum? ne kadar aptal aptal konuşuyosunuz ya. şimdi şöyle yazıcaklar. içkiliydi bilmemne. bi dakka abicim öyle bir şey yok. bi dakka dur ya alla allaa. niye sarhoş muamelesi. ya feridun abi. ne kadar aptal aptal sorular bunlar ya.
ilişkiniz nasıl gidiyo? amcık ağızlı sen kimsin lan? on altı yaşında bi tane adamsın. sen kimsin ya? sen kimsin abi? sen kimsin?
gerizekalılar ya.
bu kadar aptalca bi soru olur mu. ilişkiniz nasıl gidiyo?
ya amına koyim ben sana soruyo muyum ya.
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Literally your average Turkish soap, except more obscenity.
Masum > dogshit > F*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJuC9kn-e5g
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>Main character isn't a NEET
Why are movies so unrealistic?
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i thought that was szechuan sauce for a moment
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>NEET character gets the girl
>chad bites the dust
bretty comfy desu
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>>82834990
>brit teef
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In order from most kino to least kino 2017-05-16 07:51:02 Post No.82834974
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In order from most kino to least kino
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Fire Walk With Me > Inland Empire > Lost Highway > Blue Velvet > Mulholland Drive > Eraserhead > Wild at Heart > Elephant Man > Straight Story > Dune
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>>82834974
Inland Empire is shit.
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>>82834974
>Straight Story that low
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>>82834974
Thats the most retarded listing of Lynchs Filmography i have ever seen. what kind of fucked up person are you?
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Is Neill Blomkamp's Alien 5 still happening? And if not, why the fuck is Ridley being such a prick and not letting any other director give the series a shot?
You got your chance with Prometheus Ridley...It sucked. Get over it and hand the torch over to a new talented director who has the skill to make the Alien fresh, new and terrifying for new and younger audiences. I'm seriously tired of these tedious, plot hole induced Alien films that don't add much to the lore or the story.
For anyone who has seen Alien: Covenant. Was it a solid film and is it worthy to be in the series?
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>>82834958
>Is Neill Blomkamp's Alien 5 still happening?
hopefully not, he's a shit director, District 9 is unwatchable heavy handed garbage
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>>82834958
>It's this thread again
Why would you have somebody whose best film is basically Avatar except with Apartheid instead of Pocahuntas direct an Alien film?
Do you want Alien 5 to be social commentary for the whole family or something you fucking phagget?
Alien Covenant was great (but flawed), but it's not for "lore"-loving pseuds, that's for sure.
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>>82834998
Chappie was pretty good though. People shit on it, but if was fun. FUN!
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>movie gets a prequel
>technology is better
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>Movie gets a sequel
>Stuff that was unique and amazing in the OG is now common and trivial
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>>82834936
may the farce be with you
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>movie gets a sequel
>it changed genres
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RASS
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>>82834632
Aw, now I'm upset!
...More than I already was!
Elliot Gould is great.
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>>82834663
really? I've read he is a right cunt.
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>the one where Mr Geller and Gunther eiffel tower Rachel
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What do you think about Bill Burr's wife, the lovely Nia Hill?
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>>82834433
Her name is missing two g's.
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>>82834433
*smacks lips*
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B L E A C H E D
How can black comedians compete?
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Thoughts?
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where is the door to the balcony
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Where is the ball pit?
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Where's the falcon cage?
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>It's an "Aisling Bea cups her crotch and then wipes her hand on someone's face" episode
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>it's a "Jo Brand makes fun of her husband" episode
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>>82834654
...sauce
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Twin Peaks general
Look at based Jacoby here.
Motherfucker looks like M Bison or Big Boss or something
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>>82834033
It's like a mix between Miller and Big boss
>you feel it too don't you
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Also Benjamin
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The Japanese spin off was kind of weird
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What did they mean by this?
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that native americans have demonstrably proven to be no better than niggers who ask for handouts and try to rip people off?
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>borrow 10,000
>don't pay it back
>go on vacation and laugh while prairie niggers suddenly remember US courts and tribal courts don't work with each other
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i can't believe this shit was actually advertised on television