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Op is a patrician

>I liked TD, do I fit in now guys? Shadilay!

I agree OP.

Post Dornish girls!

>>83979346
i think im gonna go jerk off to Melly's nude scenes

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>>83979346
As the new season arrives, will /got/ go on to pubs to watch GoT and cheer for Jon and Daenerys?

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EL PUEBLO UNIDO JAMAS SERA VENCIDO

Great thread

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>>83979305
These are the questions Rowling doesn't address and that I wanted to explore, because real life isn't a fairy tale.

I jerk it with my left arm but am right handed in everything else

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Check out the scary movie franchise, specifically scary movie 2. It explains how one jerks it in a franchise that isn't one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>83979241

>Evans in a movie that wasn't Marvel that actually made bank

Good on him, he should give up on directing though his last venture wasn't all that though maybe it was the source material

If you like coppola's comfy style then you can watch Somewhere

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>>83979486
brilliant, will give it a shot

>ywn cum inside of ren stevens

The only video I can find on this actually thinks it is a song that says the moon landing is fake.

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>>83979281
I wanted to fuck Ren so hard. Mosely from Neds School Survival Guide, too
>tfw the shows I watched growing up gave me a fetish for tall leggy brunettes
>but only short brunettes want my D

Empire Strikes Back

terminator 2

>>83979196
>>83979198
>no superhero movies

>>83978936
Ruined the digimon movie desu

>a cartoon where everything is composed out of animated newspaper clippings of missing children

a sick and twisted genius.

>>83978936
Jews

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BOTTED

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save your from your own waste

>thought the killers had broken up or something
>love a lot of their songs
>driving around a few days ago listening to alternative rock station
>they play their new song "the man"
>it's complete and utter dogshit
>followed by the DJ acting like it was amazing

what THE FUCK happened?

A nice, comfy time with some decent laughs and some emotion I

At its best it's fucking hilarious and at it's worst it'll fill a half hour

>>83978908
It's like a less funny version of Seinfeld made for women to watch while they drink white wine.

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The funniest joke ever written

A BALROG OF MORGOTH

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>>83978759

https://youtu.be/iMLtf93BGmI

God yes. Lots of fun especially the last 20 minutes.
That pseudo long take was cool too. Wish more action directors did this.

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Is Gerard Butler in it? Then yes

it is literally art imitates life

>>83978667
I can't.

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Why did Keanu do those horrible accents back then? His british accent in Dracula is atrocious.
I'm Norwegian and even I think it's awful, I can't imagine how it is for bongs and fats

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>>83978902
>I'm Norwegian
>posts danish character

Better than most shit on tv, at least he has an interesting look.

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>ywn be as cool as mike

Why didn't he play on his Nintendo DS? How autistic do you have to be to stare out of the window for 20 minutes?

explain further please, I haven't seen it but i'm very interested in the topic.

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>>83978414
can i get a quick rundown

>>83978836
bad softcore free late night porn. They showed pussies and everything, just not spread.