ITS A RARE CONDITION
AS DAYS GO BY
THERES ROOM FOR YOU ROOM FOR ME
THE MILKMAN THE PAPERBOY
>>86985699
>>86985159
You don´t get it do you?
In medieval times, royals and nobles were highly exaggerated to make them seem otherwordly. Youneed not look far into the history books to find hundreds of accounts on Napoleon, Victoria, Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI being "the most beautiful that ever lived" despite being ugly inbred scum.
In some ways it wasn´t even lie or hyperbole. Back then, as now, people adjusted the status of "attractive" to best fit the popular regents at the time. We still do, contrast the 60´s prime sex symbol Marilyn Monroe who would be completely ignored today, and today´s Kardashians who in the 60´s would be considered fat, ugly and foreign.
The kings had such social status that they culd affect the culture and language across Europe literally from their retardation. King Louis XVI had a speech impediment concerning the letter "R". Instead of mocking him, the nobles and servants just adjusted their speech to mimic his guttural R, so he wouldn´t feel bad. This in turn spread to commoners and wannabe-nobles as some form of "classier" speech. Traders adn travellers started implementing the guttural R as a trend and class symbol. Now it's wholly implemented in half the languages in Europe.
TL;DR nobles irl are exagerrated and their beauty is memed up to make them feel special. GRRM mimics this in the books. Reminder that literally 80% of the female characters have been called "most beautiful in the seven kingdoms" frequently in the books. Sansa, Dany, Marg, Cersei, Melly, Roslin, Lyanna, Elia are in all likelihood pretty average looking.
She isn't ugly, she's fine. People on 4chan just exaggerate attractiveness, even though most people here probably aren't above average either.
>Back then, as now, people adjusted the status of "attractive" to best fit the popular regents at the time
This is what happens when you learn biology from the bible. We laugh at that but in america everybody thinks like that
>>86997952
underrated
Thoughts on him?
>>86997942
None.
He's the only good character left. He's Azor Ahai. He's the Valonqar that will slay the Mad Queen
what does /tv/ think of shark tank?
This thread shows alot of promise, im just not looking for memes right now so i'm out.
nice thread you got here
it would be a shame if I started my own shark tank thread while this one 404s
Jesus Christ, how many fucking Aegons are in this show?
>>86997787
d & d really have egg on their face
>>86997787
>Jesus Christ, how many fucking /got/ threads are in this board?
just fuck off
>no trial
>no evidence
>no sentence
>no warning of any sort
>just get fucking stabbed out of nowhere
This is straight man murder
>>86997769
And what's wrong with that?
>>86997769
yes but the pudgy little goblin did it. So yes queen slay or whatever
I'm sorry anon. You're not the audiance HBO is pandering to.
>>86997769
All these threads act like this doesnt happen often in GoT. What did they mean by this?
you have to admit, the shots of jaime riding off and winter setting in on kings landing were pretty kino
Whats his endgame?
The rape.
>>86997695
watch people have sex. he pretty much has the internet, no one else in Game of Thrones has porn access like he does
What would you do if you had the death note?
nothing
>>86997600
WRITE DONALD TRUMP xDDD
write down BLACKED posters and /poleddit/ crossboarders
What does /tv/ think about these two actresses?
>>86997577
>left
Attractive if done up correctly
>right
Fat, washed-up piece of shit
they need me to lick they pusy
>>86997577
I want a threesome, wouldn't mind being pegged
You killed Tommen
>>86997564
But she had that brilliant idea to give the high sparrow power.
>>86998476
Why not, she can always blame Tyrion afterwards
Tyrion is Cersei's Trump.
When did One of your jump the shark and u droped it
> last week GOT
how can you trust the starks when youre a karstark or a mormont etc when
>they execute people based on magic that no one else is witness to
>the leaders are literal fucking children
>they dont hold trials they just execute you on the spot
>people that helped tremendously in previous, recent battles arent given any credit - its completely forgotten
if i were in any of the allied houses i would really be reconsidering my options here
it's common knowledge around westeros that LF is a fucker. also, bran can prove he knows what LF did by telling anyone secret shit about themselves too.
>>86997385
>>86997446
Also i don't think anyone wants to be against the three eyed raven.
>>86997385
>they dont hold trials
Nigga that basically WAS the westerosi equivalent of a trial.
https://youtu.be/BfdHzrdElT0
>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
why do people always draw cthulhu as a giant?
in the books he got his head destroyed by a boat
no boat could destroy that massive head
>American movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>British movie trailer
>Horn blows over black screen
>"The ides of March are calling" an old British lady is heard saying
>Shot of waves crashing on the Scottish coast
>The word CTHULU appears
>Coming 2018
>>86997355
absolute KINOthulhu