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The original MI was from the 60s you faggot

>>81636710
You imbecile. Even if you're memeing, pretending to be retarded for the sake of getting (you)'s is the lowest of the low.

Stupid fuck

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there is also a third pill...

>>81636512
I want the roofie one

>>81636504
Get ready to be a virgin with Family Guy posters and Star Wars Funko Pop figures in your room the rest of your life

>>81636530
OP BTFOOOOOO
Jesus fucking Christ, I wouldn't even bother replying acting like you have a better comeback. You're already fully embarrassed

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>>81636530

Autist women normally end up getting married.

Autist men normally kill themselves.

>>81636293
[citation needed]

>>81636178
Educating the hopeless masses.

Shitty thing is you basically need every sesame street character to depict some aspect of autism to really address the whole enchilada

Is there a teaser out?

>>81636885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngpuw41IqPk

>>81637046
Interesting. Mike Colter is much smaller than they made him out to be in Luke Cage and JJ.

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>>81636148
shittiest, dumbest, most trash-written characters. Fucking meme twins

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Wow, 2 planes crash into each other, and 2 stupid shitty characters crawl out of the desert. It's like poetry

>gets BTFO in a 2-on-1 against a pot-bellied middle-aged cop

>>81636130
Is this /trek/ now?

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Here's your TNG reboot:
>origin story
>whole crew (except Picard) is normal age, rank and position
>and Nechayev, who is the Enterprise captain
>Cadet Picard is now the youngest and lowest-ranking character
>he is also a troublemaker and hothead that breaks all the rules, but it’s okay because he has great potential and a beckoning destiny
>he previously caused the accidental death of Jack Crusher, this weighs heavily on his conscience or something
>he secretly stows aboard the Enterprise on its first mission because he wants to see a real adventure
>he gets caught, but Nechayev lets him stay as the "Captain's Assistant" because his father was a hero
>Beverly is still angry at him over Jack's death
>they meet Q on the first mission
>Q tests humanity, wants to know what they’re willing to sacrifice, puts them through various shenanigans and tomfooleries
>in the film's climactic scene, Chief of Security Macha Hernandez reveals her secret dark history as chief rapist of her planet’s biggest rape gang:
>“My real name, Cadet Picard, is Tasha Yar. I changed my name to run away from my past, to escape the haunting memories of the rape gangs of my youth. I’ve committed crimes, horrors, atrocities in my time as a rapist. Now there’s only one way for me to atone for my past rapes: I have to sacrifice myself to fix the warp core and save the ship.”
>“Tasha, no, don’t, you have so much to live for!”
>“Don’t remember me for the rapist I was, John Luke. Remember me for who I strive to be: A hero, like you.”
>“Tasha! Taaassssshhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!”
>an enraged Picard challenges and defeats Q in a boxing match, saving the day
>Beverly falls in love with Picard
>Data spontaneously emotes, then apologizes for his outburst
>Nechayev is promoted to admiral, Picard's promoted to captain and given command of the Enterprise
>Picard tells Data to “punch it” so they zoom off for a warp race in the Qo'noS Drift
>The Human Adventure is Just Beginning

>>81636242
why you want to shitpost about DS9fans in this thread too?

Almodovar's La mala educación

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Savage Grace

>>81636095
Weekend.

Romper Stomper

>>81635874
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fphdlCDusHU

>>81635874
How was Imperium? Was it any good? No spoilers pls

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Best sports movie, hands down.

>>81635862
Fun fact:

#1 highest-grossing sports movie of all time: Rocky IV[//spoiler]

Google it.

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/thread

>>81635740
whats with goose and mommies

>>81635740
Is she a pedophile?

>>81636121
Yes.

>>81635501
Who the fuck is he ?

Then again i don't know who you are either, so i guess that technically makes him an anon, thus one of us.

Here, now your autism is cured

literally me

>>81635501
No I don't fuck donkeys with my boyfriend

>>81635482
I like Paul Bettany. I wish he were in more good movies.

>>81635482
might be cool

>>81635482
thats literally not interesting at all.

why even spoiler it??

he's a leaked scene detail
Tony is walking down the street
"walking walking walking walking" says tony
"Just your friendly neighborhood wall crawler" swings by SpiderMan
"Look at that in the sky" shouts tony
"its a Thanos!!!" said Falcon
"it sure isn't the Macy Thanksgiving float that is seen every christmas int he Bronx New York" said Spiderman
"looks more like a StarKiller Base" said tony Winking at the camera

I'm sorry you're so terrible at making star wars movies george

>>81635156
>a mother could never die of a broken heart, much less Leia's

I sorta wish Lucas still had the rights.
Because he would continue to hate everyone but himself, and make shit movies, but they would be HIS shit movies.
Not the processed predigested focus tested "product" we're getting now.

Either way i think /tv/ has lost all credibility when it comes about complaining on SW movies.
Every SW thread is a shitshow, there aren't any honest opinions left, half the posters here have never watched a single SW movie in their lives to begin with.

>>81635035
>One ticket to sesevenen, please!

>>81635035

>not watching I-VI first

I hate people like you. Next you'll bitch about being lost.

I'm excited for the sequel, eieightht.