what are his best movies? also is it true he has triad connections?
i don't care if the rumors are true
i still like you jackie chan
i don wan no twubbal
City Hunter > Legend of Drunken Master > Shanghai Noon > Rumble in the Bronx > the rest
>GIANT PILE OF COCAINE
I WAN NO TWABBLE
>>all chinks must hang
Why are all the perfectly acceptable classic Disney films being remade into live action abominations?
>>79381606
>why is a kike company milking things for all their worth?
Gee I don't fucking know.
jews
I think you already know the answer to that anon
>Highest grossing film of all time.
>Not a single meme came out of it. Not one.
remember when edgelord Quaritch posters were the most annoying people on /tv/. good times
Papa Dragon ditching coffee in this scene was a meme. Can't find the actual image on google though.
maymays only arise when something is bad
>blocks your path
>5′ 7″
nigga got a full body massage from Midas
AND IF I WAS RICHERRR
The nightclub shootout was great, everything else was mediocre as fuck. Why is everyone sucking this movie's dick again?
Pleb
>>79381309
It was very nicely shot and choreographed.
A bit too much "ooh look at this shot" but still nice to look at.
Keanu is the weakest part of the movie.
>>79381393
Why was there a super secret assassin hotel? Why did the assassins have their own super secret currency? Why did all the assassins dress like they were in a photoshoot for Gentlesir Monthly?
thoughts on this film?
>>79381237
Great until Gainsbourg shows up.
>>79381237
couldnt nut desu, felt too draining
>>79381237
young actress was hot as fuck
facemelt tho
How accurate was this portrayal of Hitler? Is this the closest we'll get to a neutral objective portrayal?
>>79381234
Bruno Ganz did as good of a job as you will ever see trying to humanize one of histories greatest villains.
>>79381296
>histories greatest villains
Daily reminder that the best villain has motives whose morality is arguably equal to or greater than the heroes.
Hitler wasn't that old and bumbling but he really was that delusional
Do we have any naval aviators or ground/carrier crew on /tv/?
How normal is it for pilots to buzz the tower?
Oh, extremely normal
T. I fought in the Iraq wars.
>>79381248
> I was a military janitor in the US while other men fought overseas
>>79381221
you get chewed out
it's annoying
you do it once then get over it
>Matt Groening is developing an animated series for Netflix
Do you think he still got's it /tv/?
>>79381131
Considering all he really contributed to The Simpsons and Futurama were the designs, no/doesn't matter.
>>79381131
Literally who.
>>79381262
He has proven himself to be creative and funny with Life is Hell, but that was like 50 years ago.
What's your favourite episode?
>captcha: select all the office chairs
Dinner Party
The Injury is a sneaky great episode
Is the British series enjoyable? It's on Memeflix and I've never seen it.
Is Inspector Kido /ourguy/?
>not Trade Minister
>>79381016
Kido and Smith are the best characters in the series
Yes
Unlike Smith he is willing to sacrifice everything for his country and ideals while Smith is just self serving
Why did Uncle Owen dress like a Jedi?
It was Old Ben in a mask
>>79380953
>he was keeping it in the family
uncle owen?
He was just copping their style.
Like people don't do that shit all the time?
>>79380839
Check these digits
>>79380839
essential Adam Sandler kino?
50 first dates is one of my favorites
>>79380664
I saw this in the theater for a kids birthday party in like 4th grade.
He turned out gay.
>>79380994
Listen, dicks, when you contribute 1/100 of what adamsandler has contributed to kino culture and comedy production, you can talk.
>a presence I've not felt since........*awkwardly leaves in aura of intrigue and mystery*
what did he mean by this??
>>79380503
no idea
>>79380503
ptsd flashback to this
>>79380681
haha ok but really what did he mean w/r/t the established story before the prequels were written
I'm impressed that jorge changed so much in his beloved SE but left this scene equally odd as the original, even a change in music timing (instead of silence) would have made the dialog seem more fitting