Who's hyped?
>Written and directed by Christopher McQuarrie, who also helmed "Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation".
>Tom Cruise, Michelle Monaghan, Rebecca Ferguson, Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames, Alec Baldwin and Sean Harris are all coming back from the previous movies, with Henry Cavill, Vanessa Kirby, Angela Basset, Frederick Schmidt and Sian Brooke joining the cast.
>Cavill is playing an IMF agent and is reportedly the main villain; Schmidt is playing the lead henchman; Basset is the new head of the IMF; Kirby is a "femme fatale" and no word on Brooke's role.
>Said to be a darker and more personal movie exploring Ethan Hunt's psyche and the consequences of his past catching up to him.
>Features the most complex stunt Cruise has ever pulled on film, required three months of preparation.
>>86041561
>with Henry Cavill
OHHHHHHH SHIT MY MAN
>>86041561
H Y P E
>>86041561
>>Features the most complex stunt Cruise has ever pulled on film, required three months of preparation.
What's that absolute madman up to now.
You often see people here debating the "Redditness" of Rick and Morty. Well I propose a new theory, and this way of thinking about the subject shall be called Reddit and Mooty.
Reddit is Dan Harmon, a total cuck soyboy who tries to inject social issues into everything and loves le reddit science meme. Mooty is Justin Roiland, he represents 4chan, with our same style of absurdist humor and dark gory undertones (plus he posts on /tv/).
So why do people here argue so much about why the show is "Reddit" or not? It's because the show is half Reddit and half 4chan.
Reddit and Mooty.
IM A COMMUNIST RIIIIIIICK
It used to be half and half, but it's clear that Harmon is getting his fat fingers on everything, and Roiland is taking the backseat. The shows 20/80 4chan/reddit now.
huh woah that's deep
easy on the profoundness bud
IDRIS FANS BTFO
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/daniel-craig-reportedly-signs-play-bond-two-new-movies/
>The Sun has reported that Craig has finally succumbed to the wishes of 007 producer Barbara Broccoli (and presumably a truckload of cash) and will reprise the role in two forthcoming films – the first of which will be released in November 2019.
Daniel Craig continues
>"Muh based Black Bond"
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>86040252
Good. Elba's too old to be Bond.
Will there be a Craig Bond movie where he is just doing a mission without any personal stuff mixed in?
>2 more craig bonds
This is Henry Cavill. Say something nice about him.
He's a likeable guy who does not deserve the hell of being in superhero movies.
>>86039493
Does he trim his eyebrows?
>>86039493
I wish I looked like him.
>"Commander, I am lactating. You must remove my milk."
Wat do?
>>86039330
I'll only do it if she's in klingon mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXXWrW6DiJA
Also i'd love to be this cheesecake
>>86039330
suc on tity
>>86039330
Grab the nearest phaser and put the Borgroach down.
>everything is burned except for the ballista
>no one is trying to take him out
>magically knows how to operate a ballista even during all this chaos
BRAVO
>>86038730
didn't look .like rocket science to me. but hey heres a (you) for this great thread
bronn has been a cartoon character for like 4 seasons now
who gives a shit though, hes the least of the shows problems
Fuck off Bronn is the only one in this series who deserves plot armor
>Plinkett Ghostbusters announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaEoVnVxvGs
its gonna be review kino, boys
>>86038282
>Beating dead horse
PLINKETT REVIEWS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>86038282
Someone doesn't feel relevant enough.
Does /tv/ like Emma Stone?
Emma Stone > Emma Watson > Emma Roberts
>>86039650
Wrong.
Emma Roberts > Emma Stone > Emma Watson
>>86039984
How is the least talented and attractive one first?
Still the best capeshit ever made
Ok...
that's not hulk 2003
>>86036942
Doesn't look like Batman Returns.
Truly, they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force™.
None of this matters
reminder that he got raped by hand banana 3 times
>>86037233
>Carl....Carl Brut....Carl Brutanadisw...
>Just say Carl twice
Does /tv/ like Jennifer Lawrence?
Yes, sie ist /unserMädchen/
>>86036833
>/tv/ is one person
Personally I do not like her, but I don't hate her either.
>>86036833
/tv/ likes naked Jennifer Lawrence, nothing more.
>White character made black
>Black People: "Nice, nice, loving the diversity with this cast"
>Black character made white
>Black People: "WTF YO! THEY WHITEWASHING! REVERSE RACISM AIN'T REAL! WE WUZ KINGS!"
Are you 5 years old?
more like dominigger amirite?
>>86036280
Why does diversity always mean a different shade of shit?
Which is better?
(or the least worst)
>>86035652
Covenant is worse because the last half hour is some deep garbage
>>86035652
Prometheus was at least interesting at the beginning and the crew weren't complete retards
I really wish Fox didn't gimp Ridley with the 2 hour runtime limit. Give me three hours of Covenant. Four hours! Screw the box office, I have the time.
Okay /tv/ I just spent my entire summer watching female standup comedians. As of yesterday, I have cataloged 1192 hours devoted to watching women in stand up comedy specials. Why would I do this you ask? Well because I wanted to disprove the claim that "women aren't funny". Guess what? I did not laugh once in those 3 months.
I think I'm losing my mind, can you post female comedians that are funny? There's no way this claim can be true. It can't. I mean it just can't. Please help me
>>86035133
>Guess what? I did not laugh once in those 3 months.
Because woman can't write comedy, woman can't be funny. being funny is a male thing to attract females and woman can't copy that.
also sorry for your loss.
>>86036669
Why do women try to be funny then? Why waste their time like that?
>>86036669
Tina Fey tho
cable y/n
Isn't Josh Brolin Thanos?
>>86034399
too bad he's a manlet
i read somewhere cable is supposed to be almost 7feet tall or something
>>86034399
He looks okay. But I'm disappointed that they're doing Black Tom Cassidy as the villain. I would have liked to see Task Master.