I'm a white boy but my neck is red
I put miracle whip on my wonder bread
>>80226077
Vomit sweaty weak knees mommy's spaghetti
I'm a nigga
mup daa doo didda
bix nood nigga
>>80226077
My grandma's from France, I wear khaki pants
How did this movie make you feel
Bump for pedophile movie
So was the brother in a law a pedo himself or what?
>>80225877
This was a surprisingly decent film for covering such a contraversial topic. The actress who played Robin did an amazing job of imitating an abused child. I don't know how awkward it must've been to make this film, probably very.
Does this mean we can finally stop giving Disney Marvel a pass for making the exact same movie with the exact same quippy tone and the exact same lack of stakes and the exact same lack of interesting characters who behave like people shot in the exact same bland CG environment twice a year for the last decade? There really is no fucking excuse anymore.
>>80225776
Sure, just get everyone to stop watching them. Including the foreign markets. Good luck.
The only Marvel movies where I was genuinely concerned for the well-being of the main characters were Iron Man, Civil War, and Winter Soldier. And even then, I knew that nobody was going to die.
In Logan, however, every time Logan fought his clone, I was genuinely concerned about his well-being. Every time he was slashed or stabbed, could have been a death sentence. The only action movies, in the last 10 or so years, where one feels genuine concern for the heroes is TDK trilogy, District 9 and The Raid 1 and 2.
>>80225780
Oh no, I fully expect them to keep making them, but now people can no longer hold the genre up as an excuse to justify the MCU's consistent mediocrity. Is Logan Citizen Kane? No, but it at least it's a movie.
>birthday scene
>they sing a song other than "happy birthday to you" to avoid copyright infringement
I always wondered why restaurants would sing their own awful versions growing up
>>80225679
That become public domain recently so the trope should die
Copyright law is so fucked. And we know exactly who's to blame.
Rain makes corn,
Corn makes whisky,
Whisky makes my baby,
Feel a li'l frisky
danny mcbride is the perfect actor to watch die
hes gonna be obnoxious and hes gonna have a gory death
win win
>>80225666
You think he's going to die? That fucker lived in This Is The End. I'm almost certain while some neomorph is slaughtering everyone else he'll be balls-deep in Channing Tatum while gnawing on someone's arm and laughing.
>>80225710
hes gonna be the guy who gets fucking face hugged
are you kidding me?
danny is the guy who wants to have it come out of him
Sátántangó
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Mulholland Drive
Birdman
La La Land
Marvel's Captain America 3: The Civil War
>>80225562
Kill yourself
Z
Zatoichi
Z for Zachariah
Give me a needle and a 7v battery and I will make you a bomb
t. MacGyver
2016 macgyver > 1980s macgyver
>>80225773
t. nu-male
>>80225548
But Macgyver doesn't make weapons. In fact, he loathes them.
DS9 > TNG > VOY > TOS > ENT > dog shit > the new movies
>>80225525
reverse Voyager and TOS position and its a top tier list my friend.
Those power rankings are spot on imo
>>80225525
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin
Was this supposed to be funny?
>>80225520
Whedon should be beaten to death with a fucking kickstand, he ruined the Avengers movies, especially the second one. Christ.
>>80225535
he hasn't made anything good at all. His whole shtick is pandering to uneducated nerds and people who pretend to be nerds because it has become (sadly) socially acceptable to identify as a """quirky nerd""". He caters to the most pleb crowd and is enabling them to feel proud of their shit taste.
Also, he's probably the biggest cuck in the industry. He donated like half a mil to the Soros cause.
>>80225704
Buffy was pretty good but that was just schlocky low budget monster of the week shit and that's all it was ever meant to be, this is a trillion dollar franchise and the only shit in Hollywood that's making money anymore. What the fuck were they thinking handing it over to him? He's a TV guy.
Thoughts?
apekino
>>80225460
The movie might actually be good, but I probably won't go watch it.
Reason: No one gives a shit about a giant monkey/ape/gorilla movie anymore.
Maybe if it was a Kong vs (???) movie it might be fun.
>>80225460
none yet. might go watch it today or tomorrow
>literally dozens of asian superheroes to choose from
>have non-white super hero shows and films under their belt (black panther, luke cage)
>finally decides to delve into an asian themed super hero
>a super hero that just so happens to be white
You see /tv/, you gotta understand why people hate Iron Fist, it's not because people think it's white washing, it's because Marvel had a plethora of asian characters to choose from, but they just had to make another series starring a white guy, a white guy who becomes the white savior of asians.
nobody likes a superhero with a tiny dick
>>80225426
I'm so glad that marvel makes sure that there are less and less cis-normative white male heroes
If gooks want gook superhero shows why don't they make their own?
>public humiliation
>>80225392
film?
>>80225456
dazed and confused.
https://youtu.be/Olm0KUtsFE8
women sucking on both of a dudes big toes
literally me :(
Ur cute :p
>>80225324
pls b my gf
>>80225390
Girls are masters with angles
So they get us to open Harry potter attractions.
>>80225249
Please tell me little blondie isn't Luna Lovegood...
>>80225269
life is a cruel bitch
>>80225269
>No, Your Great!
>No, Your Great...
whose left?
>>80225121
some bum he met at the subwaystation.
TIL when Nicolas Winding Refn was directing Drive he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the crew got their paychecks, the first thing that Ryan Gosling bought was a 1974 Chevrolet Malibu. Nicolas Winding Refn bought a Subway BMT™ sandwich for a homeless man he met on the street. He then gave the man a job on the set.