What would the casting look like if this was made today?
every character: idris elba
>>79258133
Older.
Sam - Paul Dano
P I G F U C K
I can't enjoy PTA films
>>79258012
>mfw Peter Gregory was pigfuck
reminder that pigfuck man is dead
watcha
>watchin
>eatin
>drankin
- x files
- chocochip pancakes
- oj
>snow
what decade is this
>>79257955
fukn australians/californians
>>79257942
Snow Day is excellent. Chevy Chase, young Emmanuelle Chriqui, and the GOAT Chris Elliott.
Barb didn't deserve that.
>>79257871
She's ugly and that's a crime that deserves the harshest punishment
>>79257892
>She's ugly and that's a crime that deserves the harshest punishment
But so was Skeletor.
>>79257925
Yes, but Barb is fat
Being fat is probably even worse than being ugly desu senpai
I got a plan to totally rekt this paranormie ghost the characters in the movie were too stupid to realize.
>wait until i see it and know its in a 5 mile radius
>hop in car and peel off to airport 2 hours away
>buy plane ticket to straya
>NYC to straya is 10,000 miles away
>normal walking rate is about 1 mile every 20 minutes
>do the math it would take about 4 months to reach me minimum assuming it doesn't drown along the way
>forget that loser ever existed
>at the end of 4 months, buy plane ticket home
>repeat for the rest of my life
>checkmate ghost
Don't forget you can fuck some sluts while you're there to delay it getting back to you even more.
Oh wait... you're a fucking virgin faggoy who can't get pussy, and misses the points of movies. Get over yourself cunt.
>>79257859
>turns out the ghost learns by imitation
>gets inside a plane, getting there 3 months and a half early
>gg
>>79257931
HOT HEAD
>Computer, fabricate the entire film of Die Hard (1988) in 3D but replace all major characters with dwarfed equivalents
>>79257853
Low energy, kid. Tell you what, I'll give you a (You), but you better come back with something higher level than this.
>>79258448
Damn, Drake really changed.
>>79257853
holy fuck that would be fun
Netflix's Dear White People is 2017's 2016's Ghostbusters.
alt-right drumpftards are 2017's 2016's social justice warriors
>>79257846
So that's what you're trying to accomplish by spamming these threads? Sorry, nobody cares as much about some shitty netflix show as they do about a remake of their favorite childhood movie.
>>79257846
I'm pretty sure the original Dear White People had a black cast, though.
Is there a bigger hack than Hack Snyder? I feel bad for the few simpletons he's tricked into thinking he's great.
>>79257590
>autism : the post
Snyder is Fischer Price: My First Symbolism Playset
>>79257590
>I feel bad for the few simpletons he's tricked into thinking he's great.
You mean the retards that post on /tv/and literally no one else?
What was his name again?
>>79257584
Don't call me that.
dan the man with the plan to get them in his van
>>79257584
Jontron
What is the best buddy cop movie of all time and why is it pic related?
bump? lethal weapon fags welcome
The Nice Guys was pretty good
Anything Shane Black
Eastwood's The Rookie
Beverly Hills Cop
Are the 48 Hrs films any good? And that one with Arnold playing a Russian cop? I like Walter Hill but they seem iffy.
Which are his best movies /tv/?
>>79257501
>Our Hospitality
>Sherlock Jr.
I haven't seen many of his, but these really stood out for me. Sherlock Jr. especially, the sweeping sequence alone is GOAT.
He's so fucking cute too ;_;
Our Hospitality and The Cameraman are my favorites.
>>79257501
Sherlock Jr is my fav
ITT: Kino leftists will never understand
You mean because its NSA propaganda?
>>79257491
>>leftists will never understand propaganda
you mom sucked black cocks in discos.
Why does /tv/ like bane more than batman when bane is supposed to represent far-left politics and batman represents fascism?
Bravery.
>>79257481
Conscript with no choice
>>79257513
>>79257481
Bullshit. German society was filled with Jew-hatred since the Middle Ages, they knew Jews were being led to the gas chambers and being turned into lampshades but they did nothing. Every person has a choice and they made the choice to fight to defend a brutal regime that was murdering Jews by the millions.
>"fuck you and your Jew dogs"
Are you trying to tell e he wasn't an antisemitic cunt that deserved what he got?
>>79258257
You are a Jew dog and one day we will kill all of you
Why are British actors so much better at doing American accents than Americans are at doing British accents?
I'm American and I can always tell when an American actor is just faking an accent even if I've never seen them before, but when it's a British one the only reason I can even tell is because I know the actor is British.
>>79257456
I didn't even know Christian Bale was british until I'd seen every Dark Knight, American Psycho, The Machinist then finally watched The Prestige, and an interview afterwards.
I watched the entirety of House without knowing Hugh Laurie was british.
british actors are nurtured through schools and theatre.
American actors are sent to disney farms, and then told what to do on a casting couch
Because American is just simplified English
Is there any movie that doesn't portray Hitler as literally the devil?
>>79257448
Der Untergang, he's just a military leader slowly breaking down as the war goes to shit.
no. because he was an evil psychopath vegetarian drug addict.
>>79257489
>reddit/imgur filename
>hates hitler
really makes you think