>"I'm the Mayor of Baltimore"
>>80741342
If he was such a good mayor of Baltimore, then why'd he become governor?
>>80741460
>good mayor
For you.
>>80741342
He wasn't really the mayor. The Greek was.
well that was fucking boring
except it wasn't
I thought it was overrated but not bad.
The partners switching stereotypes was disappointing instead of them growing into something else when exposed to the murders.
>>80741201
end yourself
ON THE XPLAY BOARDS
You better like my game
ON THE XPLAY BOARDS
it's my closest thing to fame
her face is so busted
>>80741003
>no nudes of Morgan Webb ever came out
I'm sorry past me. I have failed you.
>>80741003
You... haven't seen Moonlight?!...
>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!
>fuck you, lmao!
stopped reading there
Is this a pasta. It's funny
>>80740952
You guys know that AJ is running the show now, right? Like in the universe where the show is still running, AJ is calling the shots.
What are some movies that accurately portray the struggle of the millennial generation? Baby Boomers had Easy Rider, Gen X had Clerks, so what do we have?
>Millenial
Move aside, gramps! Gen Z coming through.
Gen X are majority millenials and there are major differences between Gen Y and Gen Z. Which do you mena? Scott Pilgrim is a good Gen Y flick if you meant Gen Y when you stupidly said millenial.
a cultural touchstone
is this a good show?
it's infuriating but I keep watching it
>>80740866
isnt it about a cuck?
liberals must love it
>>80742102
I just watched both seasons within a few days and need more
what did he mean by this?
>>80740860
Jesus why is he so big
>>80740860
seems pretty unambiguous
>>80740896
He's a big guy.
The Clint Eastwood of this generation.
>>80740838
HE WILL NUT INSIDE US XD
KEK
PRAISE KEK
>>80740877
The man who exposed /pol/
I remember watching the first Transformers as a kid and thinking he was a cool dude, then came the meltdown
I know he's one dimensional but I love this guy, the perfect villian
>>80740773
20 years since I've last seen it, and this motherfucker still gives me the creeps. That's a good thing.
Not just ANY toon !!
pretty sure he was two dimensional
*screams punchline*
>>80740767
*steals jokes*
>>80742096
*gets btfo by a manlet*
>insults everybody
>gets butthurt at criticism
What are some kinos where jews are the bad guys?
>>80740643
http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=movies+about+ww2
What movies define Millennials (age 22-40)?
LOTR
Feels good being best generation
>>80740564
>40 year old
>Millennial
>Even though they graduated high school before the millennium
Holy shit lol
Whoever made this chart must be a 40 year old who wants to look young so he can bang 22 year olds.
>>80740727
>best gen
That's gen Z, you are old news, grandpa.
Let's talk about Bronson.
Why doesn't he wear the wig?
>>80740552
This is the only Refn movie I will probably ever see.
Whenever you're ready to begin OP
https://youtu.be/dEUdQRv3Bf4
Definitely one of his best.
It's been a long wait, but so worth it..
Thoughts?
>pic related
i fuck feet
>>80740478
Just saw the first one, I really enjoyed it. Dave laughed at his jokes and slapped the mic on his knee, so you know it's authentic.
>>80740534
Agreed! I loved every minute.
He's definitely still got it!
Hopefully they'll continue the show!
/OurGuy/?
>>80740386
What's the deal with this comic strip?
Can someone explain it to me?
>>80740426
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kE6sL5ptUEofa9y43k3bs-taTQdHuxwDFx1ngFyDBU4/edit
I belive the literature linked above will help you on the matter of introduction of this specific piece.
>>80740426
It's the perfect joke.