Why can't europoors make kino?
>>87850361
we donĀ“t have any risk takers
>>87850361
>implying amerifats can remove the chinese audience cock out of their mouths to make a good movie
we do you're just to lazy to read subtitles
Why was he so upset overVito being a gay?
>>87849681
Fags aren't trustworthy people.
>>87849681
because he didn't spend 20 years in the can just so his sister can marry a faggot
>>87849681
>SWEET CAROLINE
>BAM BAM BAM
>GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD
>>87849565
>yes goy, waste your life stuck in traffic, ruin your health and back driving all day, it can be a lot of fun. good goy.
>>87849637
t. 35 year old mentally ill basement dweller
https://youtu.be/qjrklR3g6To
https://youtu.be/rcfKg23Xf_4
https://youtu.be/8U11H-3j3Ho
>co-created by Nick Kroll, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, and Jennifer Flackett
>An animated comedy from real-life best friends Nick Kroll and Andrew Goldberg about the glorious nightmare that is teenaged puberty.
How is this crap allowed?
Why are americans so afraid of sexuality?
>>87848969
Jewish humor is gross
CAUSE MY SEX JUNK
>"If God is all powerful, then he cannot be all good. And if he is all good, he cannot be all powerful."
>"Does anyone have any orange slices"
I wonder why Kathleen the cunt even hired Terrio when he's just going to get fired anyways.
>>87848932
>middle school philosophy vs unfunny quips
all capeshit is terrible OP
how would marvel/disney handle the first encounter banter between supes and bats?
>dc: Next time they shine your light in the sky, don't go to it. The bat is dead, bury it. Consider this mercy.
>tell me, do you bleed? - you will
>marvel/disney: uh im putting you on time out
>you and what army?
>Closes a book over a man's head hard enough to crush his skull
Are we on the same page?
>Climax of the film takes place at a construction site
>Villain is an effeminate gay
>Shoves a four foot level all the way up the villain's ass, killing him
You look straight to me.
>>87847561
Kek what movie was this?
>>87847151
>sucks a guys cock so hard he dies from dehydration
He didn't semen that cumming
B-but they were nice to him
No honor among thieves
He didn't ram them in the truck on purpose.
Just happened that way
Seriously, Baby is an enormous asshole. The bit at the end where everyone says HE'S A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN was completely absurd.
And the idea that the girl would stick with him, when they barely knew each other and it turns out he's a fucking murderer who got her mixed up in the worst kind of shit?
Imagine the salt when this guy ends up winning the Emmy.
TWO EMMYS?
>but most of all, I would like to thank Donald Trump, for being such A FUCKING MORON and giving me fresh material on a daily basis!
*deafening applause*
>Thank you, thank you, Herr Drumpf! Mein fuehrer! Mi amor! The most incompetent, dumbest man on the planet! I hope you get syphilis from your Russian hookers.
*mic drop*
>>87846192
I read the second quote in his voice, nice one
what the fuck happened, this is just a meandering pile of preachy bullshit. This is going nowhere, and Im sick of seeing Diane's stupid chink face.
>have chink character
>played by a whitie
what did they meme by this?
>>87845986
Can I get a quick rundown?
t. guy who stopped after S2.
>>87845986
>>87846032
She's not Asian you dildos. Look at those eyes. You never see the whites of Asian eyes.
Kelly Ripa is underrated
Anyone agree?
>>87843807
Attractive older women who clearly keep themselves together are never underrated imo.
She's fucking disgusting and has the worst fake tits in the world.
>>87843850
This desu senpai
DUDE JAPANESE ARE SAVAGES LMAO
it's incredibly insulting dude "we're white saviors in asia lmao" "we're not invasive foreign colonists at all lmao"
Japan just wanted to secure a future for their children.
>>87842607
>>87842756
Both of these ideas were put forward in the movie and both were explored/criticized extensively. Stop being retarded.
The International Federation of Kinography has tasked you to save Jennifer Lawrence's career. You as the new director are given her and a budget of four hundred million dollars to make a film for the ages.
What kind of film would you make?
>>87841967
Make her play an hot annoying dumbass like American Hustle, only role she's had that I actually liked.
Cast her for the main role in Sweetness in the Belly.
>>87841967
Porno movie starring only me and her, 12 hours of footage compiled from 2 years worth of work.
You've been teleported into the world of IT. Pennywise/IT takes the form of your worst fear. What are you afraid of, /tv/?
>>87841484
all things Lovecaftian
my dad
Cute girls
>assaults a man then brags about it on live tv
>stupid, low iq tramp who's fucked her way to the top
>thinks it's 'funny' to recount that the guy was crying after the assault
Boycott her movies and let her fall into oblivion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y7rk7eHHAM
who did she assault?
>>87846084
She always comes off as dumb white trash to me.
Boo hoo
Four flops in a row
Is her career over?
>>87845781
God I hope so. I hate her stupid face so much.
>>87845781
They're already lining up the next shiksa
>>87845781
what are the other ones, I don't pay attention to her movies usually.