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BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF /tv/!
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>>81053053
don't worry, no charge for them
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>>81053053
I give you general Dan. he commands an army of disney starlets, willing to let anything be done to their feet for fame.
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>>81053053
I give you the sorcerer Bill. He can make any potential Sauron killing women faint with his magic elixir
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You fags remember this kinomastery?
Well if you don't go watch it and come discuss it here.
Also, don't act like a faggot ITT thank you.
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Is that Rocky, Colt and TumTum from The Three Ninjas?
Never seen it or heard of it OP what is this?
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>>81053105
It's the kinoest
Just watch it and enjoy
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wash on wash of XD
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>halfway through movie
>friends leave protagonist because of an extremely inconvenient misunderstanding
>protagonist has to prove himself in the final act
>everyone's happy
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Even better when protag could easilly explain the misunderstanding but just doesn't for no reason.
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>horror movie
>children go to adults for help with clear evidence
>adults brush them off like nothing
or
>people go to the police to report suspicions
>police laugh at them instead of further investigating
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Was the scale wrong?
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>>81052800
his recent gain is basically me. how much does he eat? i don't move that much either.
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No the black lady just read it wrong
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What is this?
>reverse image search suggests "Megabyte"
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What is the best sci-fi film of the past few years?
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District 9
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under the skin
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District 9
Primer
Looper
Inception (not a fan, but can recognize the quality)
Snowpiercer
Edge of Tomorrow
Arrival
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Why doesn't he watch his own movies?
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>>81052682
He's a sperg
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i ah...MMMMHHHM...nonononononono...UHM.
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http://comicbook.com/2017/03/26/power-rangers-2-green-ranger-female/
I see that the cast is trying to ruin the second movie after successfully ruining the first.
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>>81052578
Over the years, I think just about every color ranger has been female at some point. I can't think of a reason why their Green shouldn't be.
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>>81053047
Because of Tommyfags who can't admit Jason is superior in every way.
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>>81052578
If Tommy is a chick, that means superior Jason can move in on Kim.
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>Animation cannot be ki-
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Is numalerai jack the most overrated thing of this generation?
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>>81052557
No.
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>>81052557
Kys contrarian
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is there a way i can pirate movies to my phone and then move them to my computer so i can watch them on my tv via hdmi? my isp just recently shut down my internet because i torrented there will be blood so i cant get movies with my internet anymore. i can watch popcorn time on my phone with cell data but i cant figure out a way to watch it on the big screen.
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Switch providers and don't seed next time.
Or purchase a Netflix subscription :~)
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>isp stopped taking my money because kikes sent me a strongly-worded letter about piracy
Why do you lie
>>81052947
>don't seed next time.
I never seed and I've gotten those letters.
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What actually happened to Paul Allen
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>>81052384
he got these repeating digits and went on a vacation to london.
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>>81052384
Bateman killed him.
The lawyer at the bar had just mistaken Allen for someone else just like everyone mistaked Bateman for Marcus Halberstram.
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He didn't check Bateman's Dubs, so he was given the ax.
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Why didn't he hit it?
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>>81052233
because she was fucking gummo tier
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Cause she's fucking disgusting.
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>>81052233HIYAPETE
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itt dishonest filmmaking
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Okay I'll take the bait for once.
Explain.
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>Movie is about how white liberals are just being performative allies. Liberal elite don't care about black people.
>Movie is anti-leftist
>/tv/ still hates it
Why is this?
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>>81053661
It's far more anti-white than anti-liberal
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Is this kino?
>Adolf Hitler wakes up in the 21st century. He quickly gains media attention but while Germany finds him hilarious and charming Hitler makes some serious observations about society.
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Holy fuck is this real?
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wow that's a bit insensitive. hope it bombs.
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It was okay, there were some funny bits. There were also a lot of really lame jokes though.
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>I don't want to see this on your myspace page.
Why do movies always date themselves when trying to appeal to young people?
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Is there a single quote that encapsulates the MCU better than that fucking line?
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I can only hope twitter and facebook die out in a few years too. Then again, that'd probably only happen if something more cancerous came along to replace them.
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Myspace was a lot more popular in 2007 when that was filmed.
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what's so funny
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>>81051811
kino
He embraced the memes.
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>>81051811
he should've kept the beard