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$100 bucks she's black.

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Who will voice Pepe the Frog in the upcoming show Pepe & Friends?

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Here's the quick rundown of the bombpill
>Maiar bow to Bombdanoff
>In contact with Ainur
>Possesses Eru-like abilities
>Taxes Gondor with an iron but fair fist
>Commands tribes and armies throughout Middle-Earth
>Direct forebear of the ancient Elendil blood line
>Will bankroll the first human cities on Valinor (Bomber's Landing will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of Uruk-hai breeding research facilities in Middle-Earth
>First human-Valar babies will in all likelihood be Bombdanoff babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence in Middle-Earth has only existed deep in Numenorian schools & Mordor
>Ancient Dwarven drinking songs tell of an eagle who will descend on Middle-Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>He owns Palantir observatories throughout Middle-Earth
>You likely have Bombdarings on you right now
>Bombdanoff is in regular communication with the creator Eru Illuvatar, forwarding the Ainulindale to his closest disciples. Who do you think set up the meeting between Isildur's heir & Gandalf (First meeting between the two) and arranged the wizard's first trip to the Shire in history only a few years earlier to the Baggins hole in Hobbiton?
>He learned fluent moonrunes in under a week
>Kingdoms and empires entrust their gold reserves with the Bomb. There's no gold in Minas Tirith, only the depths of the Old Forest
>He is about three ages old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from Ea to the end of Arda. We don't know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.
Why wasn't he in the movies?

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Is this worth watching?

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Now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ think of The Dark Knight Rises' opening plane scene?

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Was Brad Pitt's character literally retarded? I'm not autistic so I can sympathize with him going nuclear the way he did, but regardless, Kevin Spacey would've met a fate worse than death had he been spared, and it would have been ample vengeance for Brad Pitt considering the entire scheme would've collapsed on its head.

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Why did he Need orange slices?

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I don't really understand everybody's problems with this film. I thought it was a lot of fun, even as an avid GitS fan.

The whole thing felt very "American Ghost in the Shell". But, honestly, I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing, and, hopefully, it might even encourage new people to look into the series. I hear complaints about the script, the acting, the music, and even the scenery. Sure, none of it was perfect, but for an American-made live action adaptation of a Japanese anime, I'd say they did a pretty good job at both honoring the source material and doing their own thing.

The film certainly doesn't match the original film on every point, but I don't think it was trying to. It was a simple, more to the point story, but it was a neat ride nonetheless, and I'd gladly watch it again. It was a fun and very comfy good time.

Honest to God, not shilling here, but I just want to generate some positive commentary after reading Kotaku's pessimistic, pseudo-intellectual reaction. Everyone's allowed to have their own opinion, but, seriously fuck Kotaku.

Also, Batou was fucking spot on and Kitano was super fun as always.

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If Jared Leto turns out to not be the real Joker like some theories say, who would you cast as the Joker in the DCEU?

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ITT: High School Kino

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Eh...?

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It's been a while since I bingewatched something. Just got caught up yesterday. I fucking love this show. Can't wait for Season 3.

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ITT: directors you want to fuck

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What is next for her career?