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>Movies you got blown while seeing in theatres
You *have* gotten a blowie while out at the cinema, right /tv/?
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Got a handjob during Sky captain and the world of tomorrow
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I fucked a chick in the back of a not entirely empty movie theater during this movie.
So cash.
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not in theaters, but I did get a blow job while watching Zeitgeist the 9/11 conspiracy documentary. Shot my wad as soon as I saw those planes go into those towers.
ITS FUCKING RAW, GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK THERE AND DO IT AGAIN YOU FUCKING PIG.
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yes chef
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>>87124045
DID I ASK FOR YOUR FUCKING OPINION, JUST DO IT AND DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME
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>>87124037
>ASS
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My son. The day you were born, the very walls of Casterly Rock whispered the name, Jaime. My child. I watched you with pride, as you grew into a weapon. Of rightousness. Remember, our line has always ruled with wisdom, and strength. And I know that you will show restraint, when exercising your great power. But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people. I tell you this, for when my days have come to an end. You, shall be king.
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ahhh tyrion kill me
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>>87124121
kek
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>>87123966
I started to think when someone mentioned the phrase "There must always be a Night King" and started imagining how that would play out.
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We need Horror suggestions. 2017-08-31 07:59:10 Post No.87123958
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We need Horror suggestions.
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Are there any horror movie buffs here? Me and my friendo wanna watch a horror movie. We do have some rules, though.
>We do not want any pseudo horror movies that take a more psychological approach to horror.
>We want a spookass movie, preferrably with monsters, ayy lmaos, or ghosts.
>Human monsters like serial killers can count if the movie is considered scary enough.
>We are extremely desensitized to the classics like The Shining, The Exorcist, etc. Those are great movies, but they do not scare us.
>We prefer if the movie is on netflix, although every suggestion is considered and appreciated.
We are desperate to get legitimately scared. Can you help us, /tv/? Sorry if we are too picky. We want to make sure we are getting spooked.
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>>87123958
I created that skeleton gif.
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No movies are scary unless you allow yourself to be spooked, anon. You can always simply remind yourself that this is a film designed to entertain and break any sort of spook immersion.
That being said, I like (parts) of v/h/s 1 and 2, too bad other parts are super shite to the point of ruining the spook.
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>>87124012
VHS1 vampire and ayylmao are legitimately terrifying
OP, have you seen The Poughkeepsie Tapes? They are disturbing
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SHANNNSAAA
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Lalala
Zhuzhuzhu
Yasizhu
Eeperzhu
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>>87123931
There were once two fags,
thought Lannisters had their backs,
hardly better than swords for hire,
both ended screaming in fire.
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The more I watch this movie, like a fine wine, the better it gets. Torretto has a weight to everything he says and does, like a street racing Godfather. The cheesy lines seem cheesier, but the themes of family and honor still click. The jokes about Brian's prettiness (his career was started as a soap opera pretty boy) still work, the actors usually fill their roles out.
The movie was definitely made for the street racing crowd despite all the technical gaffes.
Why did the studios switch the series into a generic action movie franchise? Despite borrowing heavily from Point Break the movie was unique unto itself.
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>>87123871
>That's supposed to be a 10 second Supra.
Stopped watching it there.
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>>87123871
I watched it 3 times in theaters then bought the DVD and watch it at least once a year. It's biggest strength is the cinematography and soundtrack.
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>>87123871
>There are Zack Snyder movies one could discuss about.
>instead he chooses this piece of garbage.
OP you should keep yourself safe.
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Movies were everyone goes apeshit 2017-08-31 07:54:33 Post No.87123862
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Movies were everyone goes apeshit
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>>87123862
I generally really like Ben Wheatleys films but from the trailers this looked like some "muh capitalism" meme-tier shit. Is it as bad as it looks or worth watching?
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>>87124214
I like his stuff too, and no
It just doesn't hit the right notes
They can't all be winners
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It's the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown is fucking hilarious. Prove me wrong.
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I'm not up to the task, I love these. Most shows dubbed over by black people have been pretty good from what I've seen.
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Let's settle it now, /tv/:
Are the guys behind MOST OFFENSIVE VIDEO white dudes, thus making the videos racist, or black dudes, thus making the videos subversive?
Also, post best comebacks
>Your mama is so stupid, she thought judo was what they used to make bagels
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Anyone here watched Anomalisa?
That was super weird.
So the guy has some mental illness.
He seems to be broken and bored of everything, living a lie.
When he found Lisa he found some genuinity, perhaps wanting to feel alive again by picking her, the 'ugly' insecure girl, to feel empowered.
Also, she hasn't had sex in 8 years and her vagina was shaved. That's odd.
I still don't know what to make of that movie.
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>>87123796
Why the fuck didn't you just google an image of Anomalisa? Props for having a spine and actually posting your honest thoughts though
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>>87123796
>no porn
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Martin>Lilith>Roz>Niles>Frasier
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>>87123725
Maris>Bebe>Eddie>Frederick>Niles before marrying Daphne>Lilith>Fraiser>Martin>Roz>Daphne>post Niles marrige to Daphne
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>>87123725
Frazier? More like ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz
What does /tv/ think of the design of the seed in The Lorax?
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>>87123719
>leaves sprouting
>no root
Bullshit.
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>>87123719
Why? Is it important on a spiritual level?
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>>87123719
I liked it better as a suck.
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>British boarding school
>no one has sex
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They had group masturbation sessions. Especially Hufflepuff. Which is odd since they're the dullest House in the history of Hogwarts Houses.
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>British boarding school
>no one has gay sex
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>>87123701
>British boarding school
>No muslims or diversity campus
A TARGARYEN WHOOOOOORRREEEE AT THE HEAD OF A DOTHRAKI BOOOOOOOAAAARRRR
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>>87123684
GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN
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>>87125151
I was strong
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Remember the time Eminem made a movie and called his character Bunny Rabbit?
Picture unrelated.
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>>87123660
it was a good movie you nigger
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yes, 12.874752 kilometers is my favirite movie
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I want put my dick in Jon Snow's mouth, then his sweet little ass.
That's right open wide you ditzy manlet slut