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literally my life.

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>wife spends all afternoon getting pleasured by the bull
>guy with high-stress life cries as he has nothing to offer her but his wages

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>>81837987
>You were in a gunfight on the Statue of Liberty? Your partner got shot? The criminal mastermind, your nemesis, escaped? IA was interviewing you for 6 hours?
>I can't believe you missed Susie's dance recital! I'm leaving with the kids!

>>81837973
yeah such shit is hard to maintain, people struggle just to buy a new car, let alone get a gf, imagine the effort he had to invest to pull all of this off. even faking an identity.

you have to be a fucking animal on superhuman will and determination to acquire all of this.

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D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!

>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please

>>81838293
You're my favorite poster

>>81837780
I hope not, the novels were shit. It is as watching patlabor or sailormoon. Monks in search of a four-armed robot, dull shit with fedora-philosophy.

>>81837961
>Silenus
>Brawne
>Sol
>monks

>Shrike
>Robot

If you didn't find an ounce of enjoyment from at least Hoyt's story, I don't know what to say.

What? I didn't know about this.
The first book has definitely some potential. It's my favorite as it keeps the autist hard-ish sci fi aspect restrained and its pacing is just brilliant. I just hope they don't exploit Silenus too much in typical SyFy fashion. I mean, any shoddy writer would make him spew quips in every scene.
The second book is pretty meh, not only because it uses a whole different perspective, narrative wise, but there was just too much of the faggy poet cyborg in it as much as stupid tweests.
The 3rd and 4th, let's just say I'd never bother with them.

>this is the last time they spoke as friends
>it ain't me starts playing

>>81837690
no shit sherlock

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How do you go from this...

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post Robbiekino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPu2PdLW3I

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>>81837392
His live performances are the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0xWKWRIC9I

>>81837392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-SSlakrn3k

She is tall but 3 inch heels help

imagine if she shrunk you down using stolen future tech and kept you prisoner in her panties.

She is literally the hottest white woman in the world, but god, does she seem kinda... vapid.

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/tv/ has been shitting on Suicide Squad non-stop though. Not that it didn't deserve it.

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>mfw when I own Suicide Squad on physical 4K

>>81837013
i only like Snyder capekino

SS made me cringe like no other, turned it off

>>81836861
How is this? The quotes on the cover seem to suck its dick an awful lot.

>>81837325
He sits in a coffin for half an hour straight with no other scenes or actors.
Just voices on a phone.

>>81837325
I liked Locke better but it wasn't bad. Very claustrophobic, as they say. Ryan Reynolds shows he can actually do a serious role pretty well.

I'm still on the lookout for more "one guy in one place the whole time" films.

720p fleet/sva releases are out but they are generally terrible quality.

>>81836843
I like steaming. Trying to cut weight AND you don't lose as many nutrients as boiling or microwaving.

>>81837165
learn to blanche and refresh
t. pro chef

OGF was shit. he made up for it though with the semen demon

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>>81836745
What chinless witchcraft be this?

>>81836788
> OGF was shit
your mother is a whore to be honest

>>81836656
too many plebs think it's boring and nothing happens

because i'ts boring.

Should have been the Mike's show.

Maybe it will be better when Saul is introduced.

>>81836674

Remember that amazing scene with Kim on the phone and the post-its?....such great television.

>>81836513
>consuming any media with gingercunt and fatfaggot in it
>consuming any le nerd culture whatsoever

>>81836543
its not le nerd culture kys underagefag

>>81836513
Mike is still the best host but I'm liking it. MST3K is the ultimate comfy show.

pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes

>>81836480
Boys lemme tell you something about women
Nefefefefenef nefefeferenrfef

>>81836480
Statement

It's been done. Some shit with Ashton Kutcher in it.

>>81836468
/thread. OP is retarded.

>>81836449
White girl and her family: Black people
Black man: White Nationalist

tell me about grampa

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In for Walton Goggins

Source?