So I finally got around to watching Stranger Things after it got recommended to me, and I thought it was pretty good. But there's one thing that confuses me: what did the Monster want? It didn't seem to be hunting for food (Barbra and the Deer were mostly intact, despite having been attacked by the thing), and it wasn't intelligent enough to have some grand scheme. Was it trying to pull some Xenomorph/face hugger shit? Was that what the slugs were? What did it even want?
>>80399417
to breed. it wasnt deep, faggot.
>>80399417
Just another question to keep you wondering.
Same as:Why was the upside-down just a creepy parallel version of our world?Was the Demogorgon human once?
>>80399489
>Why was the upside-down just a creepy parallel version of our world?
you answered your own question faggot. its a just a parallel world.
>Was the Demogorgon human once?
literally nothing indicated this. stop theory crafting (read; making shit up).
this was not a deep show.
anyone watching this show? i expected it to suck, but its pretty good. the cast has good chemistry plus the daughter is QT as fuck. i thought it was just gonna be dee in a different setting, but she is different enough from dee that you can enjoy it
>>80399394
Why is it called The Mick?
>Dee
>>80399435
her name is mickey
wtf I like DC now
Buy an ad or stay on twitter, numale
>>80399343
I loved reading Johns Aquaman and Im offended by how tryhard this is
>drinks whiskey
>has a beard
He must be a man-
>loads of water
BRAVO NOLAN
WATER MAN = AQUA MAN
HE'S A MAN
IN WATER
>Fuck you, kid. I'm going to space!
SPACE! THAT'S RIGHT!
where they aren't afraid to call a bloody coon a nig-nog!
>>80399775
lineal ancestor of Archie Bunker.
>>80399178
Post other examples of Geriatrikino. I'll start
Without looking it up, tell me what this series was about.
death of the 90s
>>80399176
Death cults that did spoopy shit and wanted to end the world in 2000. Also it existed in the same universe as the X-Files.
A better version of x-files
_
FUCK THE SUN, FUCK IT'S KIND, DAYLIGHT SUCKS, WASTE OF MINE. I FUCK MY MIND, NARROW MY MIND, I BIDE MY TIME LIKE FUCK IN PLACE. ONE DAY, I'LL WAVE SUN TO ICE, WATCH IT'S KIND GET THROWN LIKE RICE. MY CACKLE STRETCH OUT LIKE THUNDER, SO FUCKING LOUD; IT'S VULGAR.
I PULL MY FACE OUT THE DIRT SLOW, THESE DAYS I ONLY WAKE UP THIRD OF THE WAY, NARCO. HELD TO DEEP RAPID EYE MOVE, HOLD. THESE DAYS I RECEDE, RAPID I RELOAD. GUN MY CHANCES CLOSED ROAD, NO ROAD LEFT TO TRAVEL
FUCK OVAL
FUCK AVATAR
FUCK YOU
FUCK /TV/
Look at the time.
HE DIDN'T LEARN HOW TO BLANKPOST OH MY GOD HAHAHA
What would you have done in this situation? Would you rather have been a guard or a prisoner?
>>80398780
Guard, the prisoners got treated like shit.
DUDE NAZIS DID NOTHING WRONG LMAO
>>80398780
Prisoner obviously. How else am I to start the violent gang rape group? First i'd offer my own hole as a release for the lads then after a few weeks warm them up to the idea of taking turns. Eventually the guards are going to get jealous of our hole stretching sessions and willingly submit to our group. One my one they will be corrupted and have their holes violated until everyone has joined.
There will be no division, no hate, no pain.
Only the holes and filling them will matter.
And they shall be led by me, The Great Gape Anon the First.
I shall lead their minds into the light of pleasure and their shafts into holes of dark.
Why is tomacco so cheap?
>>80398776
Easy to grow in mass and it gets people addicted anyway.
Best to make it cheap so even poor people are buying it in mass with whatever they got because of the addiction.
For the same reason when tobacco companies introduce a new product, they sell it cheap for the first six months and then triple the price.
Vegetables aren't as expensive to grow as you buy them at Walmart.
IF YOU OPEN UP MY WALLLLEEET
(there's no-thing inside)
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO PAY THIS FIIIINE
>>80398660
>the fat kid won
I kek every time
I met Drake at the annual /tv/ convention.
I thought Spinal Tap was a real band the first time I saw this.
>>80398649
>go to library to look for CDs
>rock section
>dave mathews
>john mayer
>wtf
spinal tap was/is 100x better than some of the crap labeled crap now
>"It takes the sophisticated topic of sex and puts it on a farm"
>I'd like to sink you with my pink torpedo
Tonight We're Gonna Rock 'Em is literally about being a pedophile
?
I never got why Chuck's Feed and Seed was funny
>>80398591
The joke is that it doesn't make any sense to put the former name of the store on the sign. It's so wacky and zany that no one would ever think to do something like that. In fact, I chuckle just at the thought of something so preposterous.
>>80398591
Chuck's Fruck & Shuck?
Fuck this movie.
>>80398392
found the football
>>80398392
You aren't really celebrating Christmas if you don't keep the 24-hour marathon on TV in the background from start to finish and gradually absorb parts of the story in anachronistic order as you keep returning to the room and find yourself temporarily out of other things to do, eventually piecing together a complete, disordered viewing of the film over the course of the day.
>>80398392
Agreed. Overrated overplayed Americana pop culture trash that is only memorable as a result of market forces. Zero cultural value besides the fact that it is so popular many elements have become memes.
Was Xerxes gay or just flamboyant?
Brazilian people are weird and friendly like that.
He was a generous god
>>80398447
HOWEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrkJM4JUB28
I don't understand why all the downvotes? They're just talking about aliens.
https://youtu.be/lD-1Tb2Tk9M
>>80398556
What is with the sound editing in his videos? Like every time he goes quiet there is absolutely NO sound. It is really weird on my ears.
>>80398350
>43 yo man challenges 58 yo man to boxing
lmao
I don't know weather I should watch LaLa Land or Moonlight
help me decide bros
You should watch shrek 2
>>80398359
I've already watched that 4 times
La La Land or Bye Bye Man La La Land Bye Bye Man