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I didn't see it because i am not a homosexual

>>78951848
The audition song Emma sings in the third act

Someone in the crowd.

>>78951780
hidden figures is this year's dark horse.

Bet your motherfucking house on Denzel at least.

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>>78951780
>alien life

>>78951750
Not just capeshit, but Star Wars shit in the same year.

And, in the same year, he's going to be in a fucking video game.

How do you go from James Bond to this?

>>78951772
I wasn't asking you.

>>78951750
>capeshit
>Star Wars
>videogames

meme actors gonna meme

>>78951681
Can't pander to the diversity sjw crowd, it was a white man's war.

>>78951773
True

Do you really need another one? There was Fury and Mel Gibson's.

When Louis met Jimmy Saville

"Law and Disorder in Johannesburg" for action and tense moments, "Demolition Derby" for fun/comfy

Twilight of the Pornstars or whatever it's called.
The autism one.
The dementia one.

The pornstar one has some heavy parts but is hilarious. The other two are just soul-crushing unless you're a "lol look at the retard!" kind of kid.

I wish he'd do a documentary on objectum-sexuals. Those people are both hilarious and either fascinating or downright creepy, but the documentaries done about them have been too sensational instead of grounded like a Louis docu would be. I'd love to have him talk to the guy who keeps raping cars, actually confronting him on why he'd have sex with another car-fucker's car in the night, and how he doesn't see that as wrong.

>>78951420
He'd have to use his a lot of his mathematic and scientific knowledge in order to come up with a plan

>>78951420
That he will have to continuously cut everything as close to failure as possible, recovering only with engineering and science.

The book does a much better job at explaining this.

It also doesn't make an astrophysicist named Park FUCKING WHITE.

>>78951420
Science and shiet

>>78951361
oh so that's why there have been multiple Cameron threads today

My family and I have always been conservatives. The first president I voted for was Bush (would have preferred McCain) and we all think Trump is insane too. You don't have to be a libtard to understand how bad he is going to be for the country. He's not equipped to do the job and many of his ideas are asinine or simply juvenile

>>78951590
I am conservative to the day I die. There is no way in hell I think Trump is a good president. If that lunatic blows up NAFTA my state of Texas will be the first one to feel the pain of it. We will go right back to being a backwater oil field that nobody cares about.

I don't remember, check the archives

>>78951298
He's funny. Chicks love funny.

>>78951298

both over 30>

also fiction

BUT GLOBAL WARMING IS A JEW LIE

>>78951266
Is Joe on Hgh?

>it's like, you listen to someone who believes in Jesus, and it's like, are you kidding me bitch? there are more than two million stars above us right now, we should be praising them instead of praising some God that desert people made up hundreds of years ago

>>78951186
They love the Hoff in Germany.

He was on Night Rider (80s kino) and Baywatch. Does world class singing too.

>>78951186
My mother wanted to fuck him.
My father wanted to be him.

>Rothschilds bow to the Hoff
>In contact with aliens
>Possesses psychic-like abilities
>Controls Germany with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Hasselgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Hoff babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them - one is the Hoff, the other is Pam Anderson
>He owns car AI R&D labs around the world
>Your car likely has Hasselbots inside it right now
>Controls Kung Fury's car
>You must not hassle the Hoff 9000
>The the Hoff is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Hasselhoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>He learned fluent German in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Hoff. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Hasselhoff
>He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

>Kill all the muggles and muggle borns
>Kill all those who oppose his ideals
>Become wizard king

Heat death of the universe.

Undull the franchise.

>taking Coppola seriously after the 80's

>>78951022
I mean there are already some Vietnam games

Kek, they aren't an artform at all. They're toys for children.

You have to ask?

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what do you think?

Chrisssst. Like dealing with reatarded children.

Literally pure profit for them

Why would you pay someone to send you random shit that you don't want?

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Tell me about...Bane.

>>78950922
It's a shithole. I lived there for a few years.

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>>78950922

Why do Englishmen make such great villains?

Except they're in university

The "in between her"s

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Brilliant.