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I've honestly never even heard of this

>>83702827
Bottling/to Bottle someone means to smash a bottle over someones head/stab them with a broken bottle & it's what you deserve for disliking this film.

I remember seeing the trailer a while back, but never saw it. Any good?

>>83702551
I like it.

Yes. It's one of the very few shows with a genuinely funny female lead.

i enjoy it quite a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gB_X2qgo5c

>>83702311
I do find it funny at first that the first episodes they where Palestinians in space.

>She will never let you touch her nose.

>>83702311
How could there be war crimes if there wasn't a war?

HELP, HELP

THE LIGHT LEVEL HAS FALLEN

le say nothing and stare for 5 minutes per scene man

>>83701841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOItiVhp3L0

>>83701810
It's entertaining, well shot/directed, and has some tense scenes.

The only real problem with it is the plot, which ruins the mystery of both Prometheus and the original Alien in one fell swoop.

As a fan of the Alien franchise, I'd give it a 5/10. If I didn't care about the world I would probably like it more.

>>83701810
>6/10.
That's about right. It's a decent sci-fi action flick.

>>83701810
Its plain dumb. Just really stupid.

Also not scary at all. Little bit of horror and decent visuals but it misses the mark for an Alien movie in a big way. Stop shilling it.

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>>83701693
Why do our planes have shark mouths? Are we monsters?

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>I GOVERN THE WORLD

>>83701693
He's not wrong

>>83701701
I would rather have something from at the earliest the 50's but thanks anyway.

Touch of Evil
Double Indemnity
Mildred Pierce
Sunset Boulevard
The Big Sleep
Laura
Vertigo (although in colour so?)

I've got a few neo-noir recommendations if you're not a film noir purist.

>>83701630
The Lucy trailer did, too bad the movie was insect tier

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>>83701630
Aw snap honeh, I know you ain't ask me bout no dickskin. I know all about dat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vQA12WiEI

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>>83701630

he brings up the faucet shit outta nowhere the prick

how about you settle your grievances with your wife off the air you fuck

>You don't know what I was going through
>THE BABY
What have you gotten yourself into Bill?

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>>83701596
Where was you when Bill got BTFOD by woke as fuck interviewer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VmE7FHw9hU

Thanks to this bald scum hilary lost i hope he gets divorsed then go bankrupt and his baby gets aids.

>>83701595

Lancelot :^)

Went to shit fast after the good season 1.

Regina was my fav (only watched 3 first seasons though). Then Ruby, Doc Hooper, Emma when she wasn't a dick and Frankenstein.

I did enjy Rumple some, but Gold was too serious and the Belle and Bea things weren't my thing. Rumple was best alone.

It's...Based Mr Stiltskin!

>>83701584
Why does the Harry Potter series have so very few memes?

We have Baneposting, Sheev posting, and all sorts of things from other series. There are what, 7 fucking HP movies and fuck all meme material for it.

Why is that?

>>83701606
However

>>83701302
An LG appliance commercial.

WHERE ARE YOUR CHLOE MEMES NOW, FAGGOTS??

Sears

if she goes nude.

>she

>>83701283
She isn't hot as a blonde so no

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>>83701151
>Mom must keep it a secret from his son
>Mom
>His son

>>83701187
>>83701151
shit

*her

>>83701187
that's the twist

Is it bad I find him hot? I am a sucker for hairy beaded men

D___ W___ L___

>>83700807
Go hit the buffet, Amy