Is Patty Jenkins officially the greatestMOMMYin Hollywood?
>>83573984
She could direct my childhood, if you know what I mean.
>>83573984
Too fat
>>83574098
Be nice, she's a perfectly healthy middle age woman
I finally decided to start watching this kino. Thanks /tv/ for introducing me.
You fell for the waifuposting?
Enjoy.
you're welcome anon. Have you taken your vitamins today btw? don't forget to take out the garbage when you'er done ok?
What went wrong?
CGI sucks
Yeah but just check out how badly the first pic is animated, and modern CGI doesn't seem too bad.
Love the first 2 movies. Just saying they didn't age as well as they could have.
>>83573568
now show them in motion
>Contestant: This dish is my pride and joy, I've been making it for decades and it's the most popular item in my restaurant
>Bobby: lol yeah I think I made this a couple times back in cooking school
Bobby wins. Why can't anybody beat him?
>>83573418
He's just that damn good.
>>83573418
wait can you go over the central conceit here I cbf to look it up
>>83573418
It's rigged desu
Actors you suspect may have possibly had work done.
i bet she had work doneon her pusy!
>>83573365
Give me the quick rundown on her?
>>83573365
who is that?
post shameless hollywood ripoffs of actual kino
tarkovsky invented scenic shots
>>83573323
nigga this is the exact same shot
>>83573278
this is hilarious
So who lives in the area in between Rohan and the Shire? You never hear about it. Is it empty?
>>83573249
Richard lives there.
>>83573705
Literally who?
>>83573249
A perfect place for cultural orcrichment
Marrying Nia represents the ultimate redpill in Bill's life. For years Bill has spoken out against SJW, feminazis, and conventional consumerism/media that Nia basically embodies in every way. So what is this disconnect?
First of all, it is the ultimate redpill because it means Bill could not get the women he truly wants. I think we could all easily guess what Bill would want; someone who is compassionate, understanding, pretty (lol), and a little bit of a bro. Nia is basically the antithesis of all of this. So why did he marry her?
Redpill #1: She is all he could get. She is ugly. She is black. She is a bitch. She thinks she is right about everything. She is quick to anger. Basically the lowest rung on the ladder for many major qualities. It's true she can be cool, she's "hip", shes sophisticated, but she's not great by any means.
But what about her? How is she, this trendy, married to a albino looking dirty comic like Bill?
Redpill #2: Bill is the best Nia could do. Nia is clearly very into Hollywood. She watches reality TV. She is trying to make it in Hollywood. I mean look at this:
http://www.tenderheadedfilms.com/bio/
But in Hollywood, more than most places, her ugliness and to a certain degree, blackness, means she'll never make it. Her looks also means most men trying to make it would never partner up with her. The best she could do is Bill. a stand up comic, who is good enough to get to dip his toes into Hollywood. But in the end, a comic.
I hope I'm wrong about all this. I hope they stay together happily for 100 years. But it's not what I'm seeing.
The lovely Nia everybody!
>>83573174
is that the babys real father?
i hear they wont show anyone the baby because its darker and blacker than nia
>>83573637
>TFW there's so much content being shoved down your throat from so many different sources that you've given up on consuming any of it and spend your days shitposting instead, blissfully unaware of any current media being produced.
>>83573007
truly the best feel
only true patricians know this feel
I stopped watching films and television shows, in 2009. All I do is shitpost.
was it kino?
underrated kino
No.
Should I watch it?
Who was the best character on The Office and why was it Robert California?
because he is the fucking lizard king!
kelly is best character
jan is second best character
>>83572931
DUDE IM ECCENTRIC LMAO
How bad is this movie going to be?
Miss me?
Trust me guise... it's going to be great!
Have you apologized to our new queen yet?
>>83572757
Sorry you chose acting as a career.
>>83572757
I'm sorry for ever doubting you, Goddess Gal
>Being such a bad actor that they deleted your scenes in the Fast and the Furious movies, but still put you in the credits.
ITT: Scenes in serious films you had trouble taking seriously.
I mean I get the tragic part, that she's whoring herself out for heroin, but why would Aronofsky pick a sex act like the ass to ass scene?
>>83572719
Because it's ass to ass, baby!!!
>>83572740
Throw this into any movie, no matter the context, it just makes me giggle. Still a great movie though.
>>83572719
I watched this film in my room at night in high school genuinely horrified by every second of it. Then suddenly
>AYESS TO AYESS
and I laughed uncontrollably through the rest of the climax. I have no idea how they let that in.
What kind of panties was she wearing in this scene?
>>83572607
Post the webm.
pusy panties
>>83572607
victoria'sbraaaapppp