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Miles teller

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Who is Michael Shannon of hip-hop?

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>>85473971
Gaspar Noé

If you haven't had sex by the age of 21 you're a pathetic loser.

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>>85474308
i'll be 21 in november.

what do?

>>85474360
whores

fuck off.

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Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

Stop overusing 'kino'

>>85147169

>Russia getting it before America

more like James Communist

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>>85147169
august 23 in the Netherlands. i already got my ticket

saw in theaters when it came out, not knowing what it was, it was one of those times you just go to the movies without knowing what's playing. Wasn't ready for that kino ending. Really good movie desu

move is pretty kino, show is fucking SJW bullshit

You now realize that she was right in the end.

As soon as the main character killed the people she said needed to be sacrificed he was rescued.

Nice thread, asshole

Anyone looking forward to it? the props looks nice at least.

I wonder how much SJW shit they'll try to shove down our throats

>>85147043
>>85147223
>>85147360
Can't bump your own thread, bro.

>3 rotten
Chris Nolan on suicide watch

That's bad for an Oscar bait film.

more like duntrash LOL
(i mean you already knew it was going to be trash when the director is noland but still)

>>85473710
And?

>>85473745
I just realized this

Not asking:
>who would you do?

I recently started watching Father is strange. It has top tier cute girls and absurd korean soap plot.

i would post cute korean girls, but the cutest one i know is my gf and she wouldnt appreciate me posting her pics online.

word of advice, korean parents are just as intense as they are in the dramas. the only way to survive as a foreigner bf is to be white and have money.

JUST

What pisses me off the most about Nolan is the way he works so hard and he's so competent making Interstellar or DKR, he must know that they don't make any fucking sense. He thinks his audience is too stupid to care, and it turns out he's right. Fuck.

>>85473751
DKR makes perfect sense what are you on about

How does interstellar not make sense?

>BABY WANTS TO FUCK

what did Frank mean by this?

DONT SAY PLEASE FUCKHEAD

Here's to Ben!

j a l e b i

>>85473211
poo

SAROO

yes. Its hard to go to regular seets after this. Makes getting a handy harder though.