what the fuck is this guys problem?
Space autism.
Too many blows to the head from being Arrow's body double
>>83247545
He is just basically merc_wip.jpg google it up
ITT: Flicks that only get worse each time you watch it
>>83247525
Basically any Nolan film ever
>>83247525
I watch it just to fap to Brad Pitt, it's gaycore cult classic. We use it to identify whois queer and whois not, as oldfags once used ALW's musicals.
Okay, I'll bite. Do you hate it because it doesn't do the book justice or because you're retarded and didn't get the point of the whole story?
NAME SOMETHING you would not want to see in a Superhero movie!
Seeing it being made and not rot in development hell, Steve.
A BIG BLACK DICK, STEVE
>>83247450
a NIGGER
what other directors have gotten this honour?
>>83247249
I giggle ever time I think of the fact that the director of Tromeo And Juliet is now in charge of Marvel movies
What other directors have made a 10/10 video game?
Why does /tv/ hate Wes Anderson?
It doesn't enjoy the films of Wes Anderson
>>83247102
Why though
It was a short-lived meme. In reality he's well enjoyed here.
Movies that are blatant ripoffs of another film
I'll start.
Ripoff of Super.
ripoff of kickass
>>83246994
Is this the one about a guy with cancer and a loli who travel the country shooting up random assholes? How does it end?
>>83246994
Have you even seen that shitty Super movie? Wouldn't the shitty God Bless America movie be more comparable to Falling Down?
Are there any movies that really capture Celtic mythology well?
there is no such thing as a celtic mythology
the celtic beliefs were so indistinguishable from christianity, the teachings about christ and his resurrection being so indistinguishable from the druidic triads, that the celtic druids adopted christianity instantly and without any conflict or social unrest: the church of england preceded the church of catholicism by centuries, which causes them infinite and ongoing butthurt
you can't learn about things without doing some digging, fictional stories will do you more harm than good
>>83247079
>the celtic beliefs were so indistinguishable from christianity, the teachings about christ and his resurrection being so indistinguishable from the druidic triads, that the celtic druids adopted christianity instantly and without any conflict or social unrest
rofl
Both of them are The Thing
>>83246874
the thing was killed in the explosion
Only the originating from Africa BLACK AS THE NIGHT dude is.
>>83246874
The viewer is the thing
What are /tv/'s honest thoughts on this film?
>>83246379
https://youtu.be/BWoYYKIwSGE
>>83246508
Yes. Absolutely love that track. Almost feels like you're in a trance when you listen to it.
>>83246379
S Darko is a far superior film desu
Is this the most cringe scene in all of film?
No, it was a great scene in a great movie.
>>83246378
How the fuck is this cringe, dickhead?
>fresh fbi trainee
>in pitch black basement
>with mass murdering mutilator who wears human skins as clothing
What, were you expecting Lara Croft style action? Or a terrified young woman out of her mind with fear?
Kill yourself yourself.
>>83246378
That isn't even the most cringey scene in that movie.
almost done rewatching season 1. music is still top-notch
>favorite episode
>episodes you always skip
>favorite character
>favorite season
>favorite monster
>>83246327
scully is so cute it hurts to watch because she will never be yours
>>83246327
>>favorite episode
the coachroach one. such a light tone; tons of jokes and mulder trynna fuck the big-titted science lady.
>>episodes you always skip
ghosts at the mental hospital. ho-lee man that ones bad
>>favorite character
deputy director skinner is pretty based
kyrcek can be pretty based too
>>favorite season
2?it flows more as a body of work than as individual seasons
>>favorite monster
vent-crawling guy. really early episode but very spooky stuff
>>83246327
best scene: in beyond the sea... when scully just fucking loses itAnd if he dies... because of what you've done... no one will stop mr from being the one who throws the switch AND GASSES YOU OUT OF LIFE LIFE FOR GOOD YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Normies Edition
https://pastebin.com/TDtvypx0
>>83246322
name my band guys.
>haha it's like a soap opera but like a parody of them
>it's just ironically bad, isn't that wacky
>so what if the paranormal aspects go nowhere and add nothing to the story, based lynch going over your head
when did you grow out of pretending twin peaks was ever good or even passable at all? 15 here
>>83246322
I want to fuck Michael Cera
I have a soft spot for Order of the Phoenix
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>>83246293
I hope that was intentional, because the v-posting has infinitely more worth than that pasta.
>>83246293
>Le Mis
>Atlas
>How to read film
>Invisible man
>Most of that bottom tier
ITT we cast and discuss potential Baldur's Gate movie
>>83245863
Tom Hardy as Saravok. Not even meming. He could get huge and he'd do a cool voice.
Dwanye Johnson as you know who.
You know who I am talking about.
Your redhead sis: it would depend on who is in charge. I wouldn't be surprised if they stuck Scarlet Johannsen in, the stupid faggots, but I'd prefer someone far younger.
>>83246037
Chloe Moretz.
You're not brave.
MEN are brave.
>movies that couldn't be made today
>>83245685
Brave enough to not whine about a women only screening?
ahaha women BTFO
you're a little bitch if you wouldnt hit a woman that hit you