What's essential Kiarostami-core?
i hate u, /tv/
like someone is love
>>81765492
yeah, that one and certified copy are on my list already
GET SCHWIFTY
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP SZECHAUN SAUCE BUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPcomedykino
I like when he says babba labba poop poop it's so epic LOL
hella fucking epic
Please dont watch 13 Reasons Why
>not wanting to watch a show that makes white kids kill themselves
It's like you WANT a boring world.
>>81764709
do normies actually not think about killing themselves 24/7?
I think about it literally every single hour of every single day and have done for about 3 years now
>>81764709
welp, now I'm interested in this thing I never would have heard about otherwise. thanks
What the fuck did I just watch?
Angel's Egg
>>81764460
Kino. Now watch Belladonna of Sadness.
All right.
This is what I got so far.
>the giant black spaceship = Noe's Ark
In the beginning it comes down from heaven, in the ending it rises up from hell
>the egg = seed of life/seed of knowledge, adam's apple
Breaking it to know what was inside is the equivalent of the original sin
>the little girl = innocence of the ignorants, the holy mary, christ figure
She 's maternal, she protects the cull of life in her womb, her sacrifice brings salvation and life to the rest of the dead world
> the warrior = the man
Lost in a perceived meaningless life he will commit any sin to draw himself further to the completion's of God
>the water = source of life and source of death
The water is a symbol of life because the little girl needs it to survive but also a symbol of death cause it can drown the entire word
>the shadow fishes = false values
The shadows fishes are just shadows, like in Plato's cave and not the real values the people of earth's should pursue. They are never attainable and nonetheless the entirety of humanity (the iron fishermen) will destroy the world (the hollow city) with their spear to try and get them.
So, I got this.
I just think the whole movie was kind of incoherent. Like, you have all these symbols, but there isnt a strong narrative to tie them.
What did you guys think? I dont want to watch Stuckman
What would /tv/ have been into in the 1990s?
Movies? Shows? Actors/actresses? Waifus?
What would there contrarian stance have been - would they have liked Tarantino, or Fight Club, or been against them?
>>81764384
*their
>>81764384
It would be nonstop shitting on pulp fiction, and saying how reservoir dogs was better.
>>81764384
I watched The Firm and American Psycho last night. Both comfy as fuck.
Need some 90's recs guys. Bumppp
>Childhood is when you idolize Star Wars
>Adulthood is when you realize Star Trek makes more sense
We all agreed, right?
nice sag
>Wisdom is when realize that both of them are for infantile adults who never learned how to be men
>>81764366
neither makes even a token attempt to accurately model newtonian physics in a spacecraft
it's honestly all so blaise, they're both fantasy shows. star wars is old-school epic space opera and star trek is space serial with technobabble.
>Dead or alive...you're coming with me.
This is best kino line ever told in the VHS era and you have no argument against this.
I dunno...
I'm all out of bubble gum.
I'll be back!
Lamentation of their wymn!
Sword to a gun fight...
Well, do you feel lucky, punk?
Ya talking to me?
I'll make you an offer....
OP, are you fucked in the middle ear space, these lines are on the top of my head,
now,I'm not sayan RoboCop is bad, but best ,gtfo to /Facebook/
People back then didn't have CGI, they actually had to entertain people somehow
>>81764306
Bitches leave
Just finished watching this. I have no fucking idea what was going on 99% of the time,
Can someone explain what the fuck happened?
orson welles was a good cop who did nothing wrong
Paul Masson champagne man was cruelly attacked by a vicious illegal Mexican interloper
There was just a touch of evil in the heart of the man
Watcha got?
>>81764104
Anything Amy Schumer
Valhalla Rising
That one with antonio banderas and the vikings I think?
>>81764104
I only got a silly viking movie. Sorry.
OHHHHH YEAHHH
YOU GOTTA GET SCHWIFTY
YOU GOTTA GET SCHWIFTY IN HERE
>>81764080
We can all agree this is the worst episode, right?
>>81764080
Shit on the floor! Time to get reddit in here!
GET SCHWIFTY REDDIT STYLE!! OPPA SAUZEN SAUCE!!
I loved this show, I watched it as if it was a DIY instructional video.
>>81764064
great show for about 4-5 seasons, then it fell off pretty hard, still entertaining though
>>81764064
also, super pissed they killed off Victor so early. easily one of the best characters on the show.
>>81764064
Its not a diy instructional video. I was an army sapper. Half of their explosives bullshit is dead fuckimg wrong. And i think i got r ecruited tonight for a, well i suppose lets say an ngo mission.
I was never micheal weston teir or really even the othe r guy teir even though i hungbout withbthose guys. But i know alot about explosivesband prettty mmuch everything leggymcgee did was retarded.
What happened?
they took her
>>81764438
where?
>>81764438
well im sorry to hear that
Bruce Wayne? I'm actually impressed.
TELL IT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK!!!!
>>81763966
what a shitty superman costume, fan-fic tier
>>81764904
Any costume where you can see Henry Cavill's enormous penis bulging out is a good costume.
Is there a genuine, non-emotional/nostalgic, rational argument against CGI?
>Cheaper
>More flexible
>Technology has reached a point where, if done right, CGI looks genuine
>Intensive usage of CGI in the industry pushes the development forward
>Allows for more creative and out of the box film ideas
>Encourage writers to try new things
>>81763724
All of those pros can also become cons
>Studios hire cheap 3rd world CGI outfits that look like shit
>Patch shoddy filming with CGI
>CGI looks genuine except in live stuff where it just looks uncanny valley at best and trash at worst
>Stupid scenes are done in CGI because they're too retarded for reality
>writing is just dead generally because CGI is just that much cheaper.
>>81763724
>Technology has reached a point where, if done right, CGI looks genuine
Never seen this
>>81763724
>>Technology has reached a point where, if done right, CGI looks genuine
What movie and where?
Movies/Television that try to be somewhat realistic about their depiction of combat?
The Way of the Gun (2000)
Generation Kill
>>81763950
Started watching it last week, fucking dope