what is his tax policy?
Rubies the size of tangerines
Nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour.
>new Beauty and the Beast clip
>suddenly black people
Daam you black peeps!!!!!
>>79662545
>they are lightskinned
thank the producers for throwing in some sizzle but knowing that white men have light skin jungle fever.
>DEY'R TOOKIN OUR JERBS
>Head over to the cinema showers
>The black men are showering
>DJ and Blacksmith are guarding the shower area
>Decide to take a shower
>Notice I forgot my water shoes with visible toe inserts
>Take it slow
>I fall down and smack my head against Tyrone's Anvil
>He picks me up princess style and asks me if im OK as I sit there in his arms
>Yes Tyrone, Thank you ;3
>He picks me up and offers to shower my wife, her daughter, and my falcon for free
Why is there no more chivalry?
>>79662536
>showering your falcon
faggot, you're traumatizing your companion, and they clean themselves anyway
>>79662622
this
>>79662536
this is the most reddit thread I've seen for a while. congratulations!
whats his endgame?
>>79662531
Fuck Carrie. Unfortunately for him, he won't survive the season.
>Go from being an operator of operators to a barely coherent invalid with shakes and paranoia.
>>79663259
>>Go from being an operator of operators to a barely coherent invalid with shakes and paranoia.
>still the best character in the show
>The most feared and terrible pirate captain is... gay
dropped
that's haram
No women on pirate ships. The heck do you think "cabin boys" were for?
>>79662453
Blackbeard was no faggot.
>movie has a character
>Character has a motive
>the movie is
>Movie isn't just a cactus making love to a koala
Are you ready to apologize for slavery when it wins literally all the oscars?
Why is he cosplaying as kratos tho
>>79662303
It's a legitimately good film and would deserve them if it did.
>>79662303
Beside Best Supporting Actor I don't think it will win anything.
La La Land was more ambitious and will sway voters to its side over a film like Moonlight, a really good small scale film.
Child """"""""""acting"""""""""'"
Why did he wanna fuck his sister
If staring at titties is acting where do I sign up?
Better than neetdom
imagine being caleb in that scene and having to hide your boner from everyone filming that scene
What the fuck did I just watch?
>>79662200
The post successful screen? Am just guessing here, since is the last thing you see before you see your post, right?
>>79662200
Rapekino
I honestly can't even decide how I feel about the movie outside of the fact that Huppert was great and deserves an Oscar. The movie made me really uncomfortable which I guess was intentional.
kino boners
How hot was his coffee?
>>79662154
If dubs then lukewarm
I know the exact feel he felt in that moment desu
tfw burning your tongue so bad your mouth tastes like bacon for 2 days afterwards
HYAAAH!
What are some good but unknown animation films/short films?
Didn't know Jupiter shined like the moon.
>>79662050
what is this from?
>>79662299
Is this joke?
They got you good, /tv/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IwfHdO36Y
>>79661917
Except they didn't. I saw a headline about Rust and Marty season 3 then forgot about it for a few hours, went to Google it later and every single link is "OMG LE EBIN RICK ROLE xDDDD!!!!1"
It's fucking pathetic that normies think Rick rolling is something new and hilarious and "gotchu gud!", it's literally been around for over ten years, it's an ancient meme
It was just as pathetic as when south park did it last year
>>79661917
>Reddit and morty
Ugh, can you like...not
le science!
Okay.
Me go show up up up.
Come show.
On walk dead now. :D :D :D :D Good yes?
>>79661815
>me go
>come show
kek she doesn't talk like a caveman. she wants rick's dick like a savage though. That accent danish or what?
milla looks strange in this
>>79661815
Whoever thought this Beyond Thunderdome bullshit was a good idea needs to be fired, though it has been enjoyable watching TWDfags try to act like it's the greatest thing ever.
>"I-it was such a good e-episode amirite? MadMax zombie totally wasn't the sound of a shark being jumped!! Complete and utter degeneration of vocal expression over the span of only a couple years is totes believable!!!"
*blacksyour path*
That kid looks like he just pissed himself.
The blonde guy will be the protagonist.
Poor Little White Guy 2.
So I'm going to the cinema tonight alone (I have an elaborate plan to slip past the 'no singles' policy enforcers) and was wondering if I should see 'Split' or 'The Great Wall'.
Can someone please decide for me? Thanks
Regards,
Indecisive man
I just traced your IP and sent your info to every theatre within a 50 mile radius. They'll be ready for you, you single piece of shit.
>>79661780
I would watch great wall sinceit is about a white man saving china.
>>79661816
It doesn't matter, I'll die trying you neurotypical scum
>>79661877
That was my initial reaction as well, but it's been poorly received by rotten tomatoes