Dangling Plot Threads: The Movie
Most of the shit it set up didn't matter in the slightest, and I don't just mean 'oh it'll be in the sequel' shit I mean consciously defined character traits and tendencies had no payoff whatsoever, let alone the relationships.
Also no wonder this bloody thing feasts on fear, apparently fear is the perfect bait for these idiots. There's curiosity and then there's latent suicidal tendencies.
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
>what is op read a new book for grade nine
kys. your threads are the worst. tge worst jerry!
what are some movies where terrorists try to trigger a supervolcano by targeting a nuclear plant?
TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role as Joey Tribbiani he only had $11. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing he bought was a hot dinner.
WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?
Why is modern media so afraid of casting asian males in non stereotypical roles?
Despite them being such popular characters.
is it just white boi being insecure?
What is the most kino Kevin Costner film /tv/?
"Track coach Jim White (Kevin Costner) is a newcomer to a predominantly Latino high-school in California's Central Valley. Coach White and his new students find that they have much to learn about one another, but things begin to change when White realizes the boys' exceptional running ability. More than just physical prowess drives the teens to succeed; their strong family ties, incredible work ethic and commitment to their team all play a factor in forging these novice runners into champions."
>88% audience score
Do you think the tape will ever be released.
Is this the best musical film ever made? I think so
Is there any movie with worse undeserved cred than this?
>"OMGZ 12 years to make"
>"have awards out the ass"
>"forgot to suck your dick"
>boring as shit
Literally fell asleep 20 mins into this 3 hour borefest
>dismissive of authority
>incorporates own moral alignment to the method in the job
>resents chain of command
>personal life fugue via sex/alcohol
>regarded as an asshole by plenty
Who is /ourguyest/?
they're decent renditions of the stereotype tho, they play the system in a plausible enough way