ITT: Characters that are literally you right now
>Ooooh Marge, I got that big black dildo you ordered
Damn. How did they get away with this on a kids show?
>>83855894
>I'm sorry about this boy, but Tyrone knocked up Marge and we can't afford 4 children
>>83855963
When they said they'd have jokes and plots fit only for a movie, they weren't kidding.
>>83855894
>TV-14
>kid show
HEY FREAKSHOW
Unironically one of the best cameos in film history. They really utilized Macho Man's distinct and excessive charisma to bring a lot of personality to this whole scene.
YOU GOIN NOOOWHEEEREEE
>>83855933
The whole thing felt really believable.
Was the Cryptkeeper actually good at his job? Or do you think somebody could have done a better job at hosting the show?
He was the best
No one could come up with those puns like him
>>83855825
Frakes could have done it.
we used to have Tales From the Crypt General and watch an episode on some streaming service
that was cool
it kept getting banned though for some reason
Who are some """"""villains"""""" that did literally nothing wrong?
Pic related.
>>83855819
Dude always looked so intimidating...then he takes his mask off and turns out he's a giant fag named Valentino.
this guy
>>83856964
George Soros was on Scrubs?
>Not an argument
>It was me James, the author of Oliver Payne.
favorite movie lines thread?
I see tons of generic horror movies coming out every year, but I never actually went to see any of them, which ones are actually good?
But what about the droid attack on the cookies?
what a rushed and stupid ending, it was like Breathless's but bad
French new wave thread i guess?
Babby's first Godard movies, I see. His movies always turn into comedies at the very end. His finales tend to be absurd. Watch more cinema, please.
Post 66 Godard best Godard
>>83855887
i've actually watched a lot of his movies and i think his latest movies are much better than this
Godard at his best is a bad Truffaut
alsosuck my penis
im going on a trip and I need some comfy movies to watch before bed and on plane
National Treasure
Zombieland
The Nice Guys
LEGO Movie or LEGO Batman movie
Can't get any more comfy than that
>>83855740
seen all of them
how is national treasure 3? I've seen the first 2 i think
lil bump
>want to be an actor
>know I'll never make it
Is this the only facial expression this asshole has? He always looks like he just gambled on a fart and lost.
>>83855596
Wait I thought you guys moved onto Steven Colbert
Unfortunately Current Year Man expired in 2016. Colbert slayed him.
>>83855666
Satanic trips confirm the death of time-telling faggot
Will this ever launch?
fuck off shill
cinemos will never lunch
BELIEVING
oof marrone
>>83855439
Do you think AJ finished the onion rings after Tony got shot?
>>83855478
He probably did. You don't even hear it when it happens.