Will this masterpiece ever be topped?
Yes, by Season Three
>>82282759
Probably not. I told this story before but ill tell it again. I used to know him. I worked as a tug boat driver building the new causway into galveston. Pizza used to drink at this run down gay bar. It was a normal bar but it used to be a gay bar, there was a giant neon dick on the dance flooor. This was strand district, 20th street.
Pizza lived on 800 dollars a month in the swamps of hitchcock. This nigger hitchiked into the rosenburg library in galveston. I drove him to mae s bruce libraruy once.
The i45 murders are real and were never solved.
>>82283299
I have no idea what you're saying but I'm interested in this "i45 murders".
Please elaborate
Bone?
>>82282749
if i lick that bone would you die?
*starts salivating*
If I come home from work will you be excited?
>Bark Bark Woof Bark Woof, Bark Bark Woof?
>Woof Woof Woof Bark Bark Bark Bark Woof.
>Woof Bark Bark Bark.
>BARK WOOF!
notice how there are no asian lead actors or actress? if they are in a movie or tv show. they are a side character or playing a role that screams Asian.
You never see an asian playing a normal starring role and their asian ness is never brought up or part of the story.
and blacks complained when they went 2 years in a row with out an oscar nomination.
>asians have their own movie industry
>asians aren't niggers who refuse to do any actual work
>notice how there are no asian lead actors or actress?
Society especially Western society deem Asians unattractive and weak and Asian's agree.
Outside of the kink for subservient chink women for your run of the mill beta there's no market for Asians.
>>82282883
half asians change their names and look to make themselves more white, in order to get work.
like Kristen Kreuk.
I wanna licki then sticki my dicki in Debicki!
>>82282646
this girl looks like a perfect
angel.
>>82282646
She's single you know.
>Vin and Idris Elba walk into the complex, a massive, packed parking garage staffed by guards
>every car has a boot
>Idris turns to Vin
>”you said this was a prison?”
>Vin smirks
>”a special kind”
>complex opens up into a wide yard
>it’s a nascar track
>Vin nudges Idris and points out a red-and blue semi clocking over 180 mph
>”that’s our guy”
>truck finished final lap, drifting across the finish line
>track record
> truck transforms; it’s Optimus Prime
>sees the two
>“I know why you’re here, Dom, and the answer is no.”
>“Optimus. It’s one last job. this could get you out of here.”
>“I said no, Dom.”
>Optimus swings a 72 sq ft. gym towel over his shoulder and starts to head for the showers.
> “you’re gonna forget about her?”
>Optimus pauses
>pulls a wrinkled photo out of his back pocket
>it’s his daughter
>his human daughter
>he sighs
>turns back to Vin
>they stand shoulder to shoulder
>”fine, I’m in. but this isn’t gonna be like last time.”
>Vin smiles.
>”Atta boy. Let’s roll out.”
>>82282640
>Vin, Idris, Optimus, and the gang are getting briefed in a dimly lit room by a federal agent
>the agent pulls up a hologram of new york
> “in 1965, The new york MTA discovered something while digging a new tunnel. Something… alien.”
>footage of a large foundation being excavated in downtown manhattan
>men in hats analyzing what is clearly cybertronian technology
>a large transformer lies dead in the wreckage
>suddenly, its eyes glow red
>it lunges at the camera crew, screams are heard
>feed goes dead
> “a plan was put together to cover it, with decoy buildings in place by 1973.”
>footage of massive construction underway
>”but less than 30 years later, we were attacked”
>another video pops up
>shows the exact moment the planes crashing into WTC 2
>Optimus grunts
>“Decepticons”
>Vin turns
>“friends of yours?”
>”Megatron and the disciples of Teraplex were trying to unleash their allies”
> “that site is an ancient Decepticon prisoner vessel. we need to secure it before it's too late."
>Vin stands up
>"get me something with wheels."
>>82282681
>>82282640
>dom is revealed to have a long lost twinnamed Xander Cage
>>82282640
>Idris Elba's grandfather was King Arthur
I watched "The Passengers" with JLaw and Chris Pratt last night. Pretty terrible movie, but something caught my eye.
>see JLaw nipple for a split second through a weird fold in a loose shirt she's wearing in a quick montage scene that is mostly in the dark
>think it's weird that JLaw's first movie nipple would be so throwaway
>google it, can't find anything about it at all
Am I the first one to witness this nip? Does anyone have the movie file and can find this? I believe it's in a montage scene of JLaw's character sulking after Pratt tells her he woke her up.
No sarcasm, I'm pretty interested in this OP. I saw the movie too but you should Try popcorn time or a streaming movie site becvause it's fresher in your head and you would know where to look. I'm so down for this.
Yeah, I can't imagine why no one else is interested in a quick dimly lit scene of her nipples. Weird.
>it's an 'everyone realizes how sexy Elaine is' episode
so, S1 Ep2?
>>82282394
She only got hot in the later seasons. She somehow looked younger and got rid of that gross frizzy hair
>>82282394
>we're here with Elaine Benes, adult film star
Whats your favorite wacky Dan Harmon moment?
when he gets sarcastic and shitty with erin while she's carrying all their luggage off the tour bus
When he got btfo by Chevy and acted like he was the victor
>>82282108
I'm glad they got a divorce, I hate how comedians purposefully wallow in being dysfunctional so they can make jokes about it, it's pathetic.
Imagine being him
>kill off the old /tv/ culture in favor of reddit liberal meme parasite culture
>the redditors praise you for years for making /tv/ mainstream and accessible to people who share the same pleb mindset
>one day you show that you still hold 4chan ideals
>they all turn on you
Fucking hell
>this kills the dannyboys
>>82282021
>4chan ideals
I think the only ideals you can really attribute to 4chan is anonymity and freedom of speech. If you believe 4chan has always been "alt-right" you are mistaken, and probably a newfag too
>>82282693
>freedom of speech.
Don't you think that people using bots to spam the catalog with garbage 24/7 is shitting all over everyone else's freedom of speech?
streaming "to catch a predator"
come watch pedophiles get caught trying to meet underage teens
but also chris hansen <3
join in at
https://cytu
.be/r/Wark_TCAP
creepers gonna creep
>Give me 1,000 dollars
>>82281866
I lreally liked Jackie Chan acting on Sopranos
These two guys? They suck each others cocks!
Are you me?
I JUST finished watching that episode. Why did those fags think that was a good idea to do that to Chrissy?
>It's a Mulder can't handle the bants episode.
>it's a Scully forgets all the supernatural shit from the last 30 episodes episode
>be kid in the 90s
>be excited for new episode of the x-files
>wonder what crazy monster of the week they'll be investigating
>it's a fucking season finale with shitty alien conspiracy/missing sister/pregnant scully/smoking old men in dark rooms/nothing ever fucking happens episode
>it's a mulder - krycek teamup episode
those were comfy desu
I was just wondering, especially for Fellowship. The film is ranked in numerous top 100 lists of all time, preserved in a handful of film archive institutions...but it doesn't have a full perfect rating anywhere.
I'm not saying RT matters, but as an aggregate grade, it puzzles me.
Also LOTR thread.
Because Galadriel's riverdancing only took up a small portion of the film, not the entire length of it
There's a movie with perfect score?
>>82281930
Pretty sure Citizen Kane legit is 100. I'll check.
What films or television programs featuring interracial relationships have you watched recently?
Why is the black male-white female relationship so intellectually mature and rife for material on social commentary, psychosexuality, and race relations?
Why is the white male-Asian female relationship so creepy and consistently characterized by racial fetishism rather than sincere affection?
I recently saw Spike Lee's Jungle Fever. It was incredibly erotic and provocative, and really changed the way I thought about power relations in the unspoken racial hierarchy of America. Casual racism really is in someways just as bad as open racism. At least it was satisfying when that racist John Turturro got cucked by Wesley Snipes, who is basically the ultimate alpha male
I think a gay or lesbian analogue to this film would have a lot of potential for engaging storytelling with so much more complex social tensions, both within the LGBT community and outside. Which actors would be good for a film/show featuring a black male-white male relationship?
>spike lee
I never would have guessed it.
There's already a BLACKED thread on the front page.
>>82281497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UarlG9OLHbQ
Is there a more kino ending in the history of cinema?
>Zyklon Ben: One Man's War
>directed by Mel gibson
>produced by Sam raimi
>starting Vince Vaughn as Ben Garrison
>>82281434
Bump
>>82281434
Who will voice Moonman in the inevitable hallucination scenes?
>>82283051
Microsoft Sam