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Who is the cannon strongest wrestler in WWE history?
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strongest? definitely andrea the giant
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Easily Chris Benoit. He not only achieved the male championship but handily dismantled a female champion.
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Mark Kermode: 50 films every film fan should watch 2017-05-28 10:12:36 Post No.83296666
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The Arbor (2010)
Bad Timing (1980)
La Belle et la Bête (1946)
Black Narcissus (1947)
Blithe Spirit (1945)
Bullet Boy (2004)
Capricorn One (1977)
Céline and Julie Go Boating (1974)
Un chien andalou (1928)
The Company of Wolves (1984)
Countess Dracula (1971)
The Day the Earth Caught Fire (1961)
Dead Ringers (1988)
Distant Voices Still Lives (1988)
Dogtooth (2009)
The Draughtsman’s Contract (1982)
The Elephant Man (1980)
Face (1997)
Fear Eats the Soul (1974)
Fitzcarraldo (1981)
Godzilla (1954)
Hadewijch (2009)
Hands of the Ripper (1971)
Highway Patrolman (1991)
Immoral Tales (1974)
Interior. Leather Bar. (2013)
The Ipcress File (1965)
The Lady Vanishes (1938)
The Lodger (1927)
Maîtresse (1976)
A Matter of Life and Death (1946)
Le Mépris (1963)
Mother (2009)
Nosferatu (1979)
Ordet (1955)
Pasolini (2014)
Peeping Tom (1960)
Prick Up Your Ears (1987)
Radio On (1979)
Rashomon (1950)
Red Desert (1964)
Red Road (2006)
The Red Shoes (1948)
Rome Open City (1945)
Symptoms (1974)
That Sinking Feeling (1979)
This Filthy Earth (2001)
Underground (1928)
Unrelated (2007)
La Vallée (Obscured by Clouds) (1972)
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No.
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Lol, fuck gay forgien films.
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i haven't seen a single one of these
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>Salem was turned into a cat as punishment for enacting a bloody war to take over the world and subjugate all mortals under Magic Rule
He was basically magic Hitler
What the fuck, Sabrina was a kids show
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But he's a funny cat lol, I can forgive him for wanting another holocaust :)
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>funny aunt Hilda was one of his genocidal followers
>her sentence was to continue to serve him even as a cat, cleaning up his shit and making sure he didn't die before he could pay his debt to the magical world
Fucking hell, this shit was bananas
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Alien: Covenant is getting BTFO by Pirates, Baywatch and GOTG2 2017-05-28 09:41:06 Post No.83295545
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Alien: Covenant is getting BTFO by Pirates, Baywatch and GOTG2
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>Early estimates are in and they’re brutal.
>Not since the Friday the 13th remake can I recall a drop like this as Twentieth Century Fox’s Alien: Covenant was burned by Baywatch and sunk by Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. In fact, the Friday estimates were so bad that Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 beat out Ridley Scott’s Prometheus sequel/Alien prequel.
>As I reported opening weekend, while posting numbers a drop lower than Prometheus, there wasn’t much to worry about especially since the budget was reported around $30 million less this go around.
>But this is BAD.
>Covenant made an estimated $3 million on Friday, making it a whopping 80% drop from the $15 million the week prior. As Forbes notes, this puts it on track to be one of the ten biggest second-week drops of all time.
http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3439492/pirates-sink-alien-covenant-box-office/
Unless China swoops in and saves the day Covenant is gonna make significantly less money than Prometheus. The only silver lining is it had a smaller budget than Prometheus. So does this completely destroy Ridley Scott's plans to start filming a sequel next year?
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>giving a shit how a movie does in the theater
its a shit movie, but that has nothing to do with the box office
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fassbender confirmed for box office cancer. he's finished.
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Went and saw it last Sunday morning when the theater should have been empty.
Decent crowd, and I thought the movie was alright, way better than Prometheus.
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Why don't you watch Rupaul's Drag Race /tv/?
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I do watch it Anon. Why r u claiming I don't?
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Because I'm Jew-wise and not a faggot
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let's kiki about the show then. Who you rooting for?
>>83295069
it's a hanukkah miracle, barukh shem!
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Why do they use gopro cameras in the year 2104??
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because ridley is a hack
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I just want to know why they use REI sleeping pads and 1990s climbing gear.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lZjdd58Myo 2017-05-28 09:01:30 Post No.83294178
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So this "German" movie just won an award at Cannes and is the favorite to win best foreign film at the next Academy Awards.
Plot:
>Blonde German girl (Dianne Kruger) falls in love and marries her Turkish drug dealer
>They have a child together
>her Turk husband and child die in a Neo-Nazi terrorist attack
>German girl vows to dedicate her life to the fight against right-wing extremism and racism
Movie directed by some Turkish director living in Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lZjdd58Myo
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Sounds like a fetish film.
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That man honestly looks like a racist stereotype. Like if you drew him as a cartoon and said "this is a muslim" people would call you racist.
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Why is it so hard for celebrity couples have trouble staying together?
No money problems, have help do menial tasks. Don't they enjoy each other's company?
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They're getting a divorce? That's sad.
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>>83293903
Money only buys happiness to a point
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You lose the ability to appreciate simpler things in life.
>Get home from work
>Her: hi honey, you'll never guess what my friend texted to me earlier....
>Him: I'm not getting paid to listen to this shit
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wow so progressive
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niggaz in space
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I'd do him as long as he's cut
t. Grill
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I do love his expression. It's saying something like "damn, I didn't sign up for this as a Trekkie"
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Star Wars takes place in our universe and in our timeline, according to the fact that it happened "A long time ago".
So when are they going to go into detail about the completely societal collapse of Humans in the star wars civilization or how a small group of them came to Earth and disconnected from the rest of the intergalactic civilization?
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>all the characters you love are dead
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when they're ready to dig the grave
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I've been curious about Star Wars all this time. What's the deal with "A long time ago..." and why isn't it "Somewhere in the future..." or something similar?
Do they mean a long time ago because of the distance between the galaxies in Star Wars and the current earth? Help?
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Was this the most disappointing and rushed ending ever made?
Seriously, what went wrong? I think the "strong womyn" sealed this cartoon's doom.
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I think it was just a bad show leaching off of the nostalgia factor despite the show not even being good back then
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idk but the show changed hard after the 3rd episode
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The fact they copied a chinese cartoon panel for panel is what made it worse
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female mechanic
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it's Rosie, and that bitch went home after like a half-day.
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the only thing that matters is that she's asian
everything for the chinese boxoffice
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>They had to introduce another character so people would stop shipping him with Rey and Poe
I mean I'd wife the thick little thing but Finn has better options.
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How can they not make another movie as good as this after more than 10 years later and 4 movies later?
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Why would they when the sequels are better and make more money?
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but they did
>Dead Man's Chest
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They'll never make it because you've already seen the first one. Plus you've got nostalgia for it now clouding your judgement.
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>tfw westworld isn't coming back until 2018
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Shit show.
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Kino show.
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Meh show.
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so I check to see news about Cannes and shit and I come across this article from IndieWire or whatever it's called:
>This is absolutely amazing. Sofia Coppola just made history at Cannes!
well fuck me sideways, let me check this shit out.
So I click on the thing and start reading their absolutely pat-yourself-on-the-back-girls article:
>The 2017 Cannes Film Festival has come to an end in history-making fashion. When Jury President Pedro Almodóvar announced the Best Director prize to “The Beguiled” helmer Sofia Coppola, she became the second female director in the festival’s 70-year history to claim the prize.
that's cute, let's keep on reading:
>Coppola earned strong reviews for “The Beguiled,” a feminist adaptation of Clint Eastwood’s 1971 film of the same name.
>a feminist adaptation of Clint Eastwood’s 1971 film of the same name.
>Clint Eastwood’s 1971 film of the same name.
>Clint Eastwood’s 1971 film
you can't make this shit up lmao
so the Cannes winner is literally a "LOL I COPIED A MAN'S MOVIE AND WON SO STRONG SO BRAVE!"
but wait! there's MORE.
she's literally the daughter of Francis Ford fucking Coppola.
The daughter of a famous director gets to make movies because of nepotism and her best movie is literally a butchered rip-off of a man's movie.
This is what feminists are proud of in the year of our lord 1999 + 18
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lol i heard shakespeare copied some old stories what a hack lmao
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>Sofia Coppola just made history at Cannes!
>second woman to wing best director
Does anyone else hate this shit?
If its the second or third to do something it isnt really history making
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it is for feminists :^)
>take THAT patriarchy! GIRL POWER