ITT: Movie ideas
>An Israeli Jewish woman that falls in love with a Black Muslim Palestenian Hezbollah Hamas guerilla fighter.
her name should be Gaza
>>82399400
Will we get to see her strip?
>>82399419
Yes that is the metasociological/geopolitical joke that ties the movie together
>baseball player gets hit in the testicles
>"Oof, foul ball!"
>boot camp recruit gets hit in the testicles
>"Medic!"
>Australian gets hit in the testicles
>"Crikey, right in the down under!"
>Nazi gets hit in the testicles
>"Ach du lieber, right in the Goebbels!"
>Jew gets hit in the testicles
>"Oy vey, right in the matzah balls!"
Does there exist a staler trope in television and film?
>>82399220
name 8 kinos 5 graphic novels and 3 e-books
>White guy dressed like a shitty ghetto person
>Black guy in suit and tie
>characters start arguing
>"Enough! Look, everyone's under a lot of pressure..."
Is this secretly Kino?
>>82399218
Yes
>>82399218
I remember liking it. I enjoyed Ridley Scott's Robin Hood movie too.
No this movie is problematic
Remind the folks at home who Bane is
He's...aging...
NINE ELEVEN
best thread on the board
>Implying any other kaiju stands a chance against Legendary Godzilla
>>82399061
who the fuck are you talking to?
>>82399083
Shingoji cucks
>>82399061
>this guy comes up behind you and slaps your girl's ass in the club
Why didn't the gloves fit?
>>82398880
Since he was handling evidence he had to wear latex gloves. So essentially he was putting on gloves on top of gloves. Also he didn't do it.
>>82398880
he held his hands and fingers ridged and tried his hardest to make them not fit. Go get a pair of nice snug-fitting leather gloves like those and while putting them on hold your hands/fingers as ridged and flexed-out as you can and you can convince a jury of idiots they don't fit too. Easy peasy.
he was 100% innocent
>1,324 days until Avatar 2
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Only 5 episodes left in the whole series. I am sad.
>tfw the inevitable Kevin and Nora breakup
>>82398776
>shes gonna leave him for her needy ass annoying kids
>>82398746
at least you got to see it while it's still airing.
there won't be anything like this for quite a while.
>May the 4th be with you
>Revenge of the 5th! Hahaha!
>>82398737
I missed all of fucking Star Wars day because I been on fucking vacation.
Fuck vacation.
I finally got to the hotel and the fucking Star Wars marathon is over.
Fuck this bullshit.
>>82398751
>upvoted!
Just saying.
>>82398723
>than 99% of tv
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel there OP
I have a white belt in tae kwon do
Blade 4 when?
never, hopefully.
I don't want to see a female blade with a chink Whistler.
he just wouldn't
>>82398630
They should remake it with a teenage goth girl as the lead
Anyone have that flowchart about the bonus situation?
Also, Alien thread.
>>82398412
>>82398439
Suhhhhh weeeeeee t
So...let's discuss the bonus situation.
So did Kevin fuck Aimee?
>>82398395
On a pile of guns.
>>82398759
REEEEEEEEEE JUST TELL ME
>>82398917
It's ambiguous, like everything on the Leftovers. I personally don't think he laid down the pipe because of her reaction to the accusation as well as the nature of his sleep walking.
>You will never go on a killing spree with a qt psycho teenager
>>82398154
what is this film?
>>82399591
Reddit : the movie
>>82399672
Wow, how many Reddit movies have there been?
xD
Haha lol I love directly quoting tv series it puts a smile on my face every time.
>>82398128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej0NBRwht-w
*mom walks into room*