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ITT: Post a photo of an actor/actress, other anons use 2-4 sentences to make a kino role for them
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Cable Guy remake.
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>>82123810
rogain door to door salesman
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>>82123810
"Here we are, born to be kings. We're the princes of the universe..."
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What was his problem? Did he just hate Chads?
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>>82123668
Nobody respected him
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>>82123668
holyfuck i didn't even know it was fassbender until now.
how the fuck does he look this shit?
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He is a robot after all
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Is he going to make it guys? Will 2017 finally be the year of the spoony?
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Nah. He's done for. If he doesn't off himself like JeWario, he'll simply never appear online again and his Patreon will be limited to people who forgot they were paying him.
It's an end of an era, sort of. Out of his generation of e-celebs, I think only Angry Jose is still active and semi-relevant to some people.
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He's gonna make it!
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It's been almost 10 years since he was relevant
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Only misogynists dislike this movie
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The only thing I hate more than this movie is women so sure
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>Stupid fucking MRA misogynist pissbaby problematic zgrumpfkin /pol/kin neck-kin drumpfbeard beardbab redditbeard!!! STOP DISAGREEING WITH ME!!!
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I'm a misogynist and I love this movie. Check mate.
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>Scientist punches hole through paper to demonstrate quantum physics
>"In English, doc"
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>Water is composed of Hydogen and Oxygen
>In English, Doc!
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>>Scientist punches hole through paper to demonstrate quantum physics
I fucking hate it when they do that shit.
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If Charlie's family was so dirt poor, and the whole world seemingly was losing their minds looking for the tickets, why didn't Charlie just auction his off?
It's like if you had the opportunity to either give your family financial security for the rest of your life, or to go to Disney World, and you chose the latter.
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Charlie and the Ebay Auction
Brought to you by your local 4chan autiste.
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Because his family was also selfless and wouldn't let a little boy give up his dream for their sake when they were getting along just fine.
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>>82123400
The only reason his family was poor was because all 4 of his lazy fucking grandparents burdened them and stayed in bed all day and night. His mom worked as a waitress if I recall correctly.
Pissed me off.
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Any film where all main characters are piece of shit but the biggest shit of them survives and wins?
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>>82123320
haha wow is that lost
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>>82123320
How in the fuck that crocodile isn't giving two shits about a sitting meal right next to it
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those are just giant guinea pigs
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I was at Alien Day with my gf and the ticket taker told us that after the preview clips i should wait until most of the people are out the theater because then something special will play. We thought why not and decided to wait after the preview. Only around 6-8 people were left in theater and then a bunch of the movie theater employees came in and the ticket taker came too and sat next to me. He told me that when they got sent the Alien Day stuff a unfinished version of Alien Covenant was sent too by mistake.
TLDR: I watched a unfinished version of Alien Covenant where a lot of the CGI was missing.
AMA
(btw i have not seen Prometheus so anything related to it i don't know about)
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why would he tell you? what made you so special?
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>>82123097
He liked my Metal Gear Solid t-shirt and we were talking about it for a few mins and then he brought it up.
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>>82123038
>I was at Alien Day with my gf
Already here I know you're roleplaying, but I'll bite because you know this is bound to get (you)s anyway.
What happens to the Engineers?
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What are your expectations for the new season? Will we get a BBOTT 2 as well?
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>>82123893
>What are your expectations for the new season?
Devin will return with maybe one or two other second-chancers.
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I want Villains
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Bring back Victoria.
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What was his fucking problem?
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>>82123022
Too much of that true roman bread.
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His arm movements and speech deliveries were KINO and trump tier. Anyone got a gif?
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>>82123022
NEWS....FROM GREECE
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Thor's hammer was on a table. Even if they can't lift the hammer, they can lift the table and just smash people with the table while the hammer is stuck on it.
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>>82123723
If they pull so hard on the hammer while it's on the table, why does the table not break?
does the table gain the hammers powers too including the carpet and flooor?
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>>82123723
No. The hammer should keep in the same place of space, while you can move the table.
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Is he the most stupid Marvel villain?
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>>82123519
>gets killed because he's distracted by Star-Lord's dancing
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>>82123519
"I accuse you because... because... zero motivation."
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>>82123519
I literally couldn't remember which movie this guy was from, or what his problem was. That's how generic marvel movies are.
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>doesn't emote
>ever
What did The Wachowski Trannies mean by this?
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>>82123013
she emotes several times, particularly during fight scenes as well as screaming for Neo to wake up at the end.
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>>82123013
>make movies with no good female characters
>become women
Why?
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>>82123033
fpbp
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Is Beth the most unlikable Rick and Morty character?
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>>82122849
Literally had more empathy for Mr Poopy Butthole.
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Nope
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>>82122849
Yes
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What the fuck is going on with Comedy Central? First that picture above that I don't even want to type the name of. Then the 'President Show'? Love or hate Trump who the fuck wants any of this shit?
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television cable is getting oddly segmented to "compete" with internet content but it's just fighting an uphill battle at this point
desperation is what's going on at CC mate
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>>82122754
If you're just now realizing comedy central is shit outside of South park, most of the time, then I don't know what you've been doing
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Hasn't that racist MTV bitch got a show on CC too now?