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>>82696419
Signs and Portents when?

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Is this accurate?

>ahah just turn off your brain bro!

>>82696146
Drax wasn't Drax it was a Redditor posing as Drax

>Opening scene could have been great but it was just Groot dancing

while the movie was mostly fun it has flaws.

>>82696146
I hate it because there's no redeeming quality except the "humor" and the humor is god awful

>>82695893
>this isn't buff enough for /tv/

smH tbH

>>82695893
She's closer to the camera in the second image.

I want to be her footboy cocksleeve. I lie on the bed with my head over the edge and she inserts her 8 inch cock deep within my throat and fucks it like a pussy until she cums deep within me.

Then, while panting and coated in sweat, still groaning from the intense pleasure, she collapses down onto the bed for rest. At which point I get my reward: the privilege to service her soles with my mouth while she recovers from her thunderous orgasm.

A subtle nod to /pol/

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>tfw season 2 will never happen
>tfw sam is slowly withering away into the pinnacle of JUST

is he gonna be ok bros?

>>82695842
>Charls becoming a top Twitch streamer
>Nick making a comfortable living with his antique shop
>Sam still making rambling white nationalist videos that get 5k views

Not gonna make it

Yeah I'm excited for it.

I liked Prometheus despite the fact that it killed the mystique of the first film. I remember being five or so watching the first one and seeing the alien in the throne/seat in the ancient ship and just bugging out.

>>82695536

I feel like the Black Goo made the aliens far more hostile to the point of them being impossible to defeat unless you nuke the whole planet. They are litereally world-killers now. And the Engineers expand the depth...

Spic here just watched it, ask me anything

youre such an epic 4channer \@|| I want to fuck le alien girl 2!Q

>>82694916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4aujTbe7_A

first half of this movie is absolute garbage, typical marvel quipfest soulless crap.

Second half was decent for capeshit and definitely top tier for disney-marvel.

It's a shame that this and the previous film are pretty much legit entertaining/good films but have horrible fanbases.

Movie would have been made 10x better without the AWWWW BABY GROOT XDDD thing though, shit is worse than minions

Also really bad dairy queen product placement. Makes the IHOP in Man of Steel look subtle but ofc nobody will talk about it.

Fuck no the kikes are, fatty

RLM are also the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

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>-ies

This has always confused me.. I'm finally just going to ask it...
What's the deal with British(and Irish, and to a lesser extent Aussies) and the weird infantile language shit?
Americans do this sort of thing when we talk to small children, but the Brits do it constantly when they talk to each other as if it's a normal part of their language.
It's like an entire nation of kindergarten teachers.

Can anyone explain this?

It is, and he's going to be the new Iron Man

WE
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How did Cyborg become the most famous black hero in DC? He's shit. There are REAL sentient robots that both have more firepower than him and don't have a vulnerable human head. In a universe with Supermen and Lex Luthor's inventions, being a hero called "Cyborg" is like being "Wheelchair-Man"

>>82692451
That mulatto footpussy...

death proof or jackie brown are the patrician choices

jackie brown

>>82692374
both lead actors are box office failures, this will be an epic failure.

i'm looking forward to it. not enough brother-sister team up movies

>>82692436
*brother-brother

I always thought he scored The Thing as well. It wasn't till recently that I found out he didn't.

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>>82691584
>Synth music starts playing

>>82691584

>Cums

he should have sticked with pacific rim

BUMP
HIS FAILURE SHALL BE WITNESSED BY ALL

HAHAHHA

FUCK YOU JAX

YOU RUINED PACIFIC RIM

YOU RUINED SONS OF ANARCHY

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.

STOP ACTING.

>>82691721
Agreed we need strong female African American leads

Her feet are positively mouth-watering

her best role was in zombieland

pepe

Beth Behrs' soles were built to be recepticles for boys' semen.

>>82690541
Guess those 2 girls were really broke.

r.i.p.
it had it's run

stay away from booze & painkillers. they give you a puffy face

oh good lord what the fuck

>>82690353
This is the end result of a diet of cocaine, cigarettes, and booze for years on end kids.