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Why do people pretend to like this movie? its not even close to his best or even a good one by him
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There's really no other movie like it I guess, all american trucker fights chinese demigods to save a modern day "princess", and it's all the more hilarious when you realize almost right up until the end Jack is essentially a goofy sidekick
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>>78910495
i didn't like it and i usually like 80s movies
the intro didn't really make any sense after the end of the movie
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Thinking of watching this film for the first time, is it worth it?
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ye
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>>78910491
Just watch it man. /tv/ will just tell you to hate everything.
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Did they know?
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are these characters... auto...erotica?
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>>78910391
Is this character... auto... asphyxia?
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>>78910391
chili AND sea bass? what an odd combination
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Why can't we get a Star Wars anthology film on interesting characters instead of shit like Han Solo?
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>>78910384
no one even knows who that is, you nerd.
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>>78910414
Not my fault you are an uncultured retard
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>twn be a R-rated lesian-themed romantic comedy remake of a midsummer night's dream with visas marr, atris, mission vao, and bastila only released on netflix
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KOTOR movie when?
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>>78910129
>fucking terrible direcing.
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>>78910129
aside from Lighsabers, nothing in this resembles Star Wars in the slightest.
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>>78910929
Yeah because it takes place 4000 years before the Skywalker Saga...?
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How funny is this compared to An Idiot Abroad?
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>>78910050
It's about the same.
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>>78910050
well ya know, alittle if you got some time on your hands ya know, but not if your life is going somewhere, yea?
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>>78910050
Better than season 3. Karl seams more genuine too
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ITT: fictional restaurants you would eat at
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>>78910018
I'd go there just to listen to that dude sing
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restaurants shaped like food
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>>78910018
'bout that time I guess
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Is it worth it to buy the extended cut? I want to watch it with some friends but I'm worried they'll get bored due to 4 hours worth of movie. Is the extra footage just filler or is it some good shit?
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it's mostly good shit
esp. in fellowship, the shire scenes in the beginning flow much better
the theatrical version is edited so awkwardly and unnatural by comparison (esp the gandalf-frodo convo)
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>>78910006
I bet that costs a fortune
If they already saw the movies and liked them theyll probably like the extended edition. Otherwise go theatrical
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>>78910006
It's mostly filler, you can see why it got cut.
The only part that feels necessary is the Boromir, Faramir, Denethor flashback to flesh out the character relationships
So we can all agree that this was the first good video-game movie right?
>inb4 Silent Hill
it's shitty
>inb4 Mortal Kombat
take off your nostalgia glasses
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>no scene with Paula Patton bound and gagged
Pretty meh.
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>>78909840
first Hitman movie with Timothy Olyphant and Olga Kurylenko was also solid action flick.
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Shockingly awful, its just one long expository dump after another.
The only time the film gets good are the very few small character moments.
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>tfw can't keep up with plots unless I watch at 0.5x
I'm not the only one, right? I don't get out a lot, but I don't think real life people talk as quickly as people in TV or movies do.
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My attention drifts away constantly nowadays. It's hard living like an autistic NEET.
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>>78909826
Wouldn't pausing and maybe even rewatching be more effective?
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>>78909858
I just want everyone to stop talking so fast.
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>Gary Oldman to return in 'Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy' sequel
>http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/gary-oldman-return-tinker-tailor-soldier-spy-sequel-article-1.2701578
TTSS2 IS COMING !!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>78909772
YAAAAAAS KING SLAAAY
SLAAAAAY
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>>78909772
BASED OLD MAN
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>>78909772
>tfw your boss asks you who the mole is
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ITT: BASED Movie Posters
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>doesn't do his job properly
>takes hours to deliver pizzas around the corner
>no respect for the employer
>asks money in advance
>disappear during job
>trash his work place
>still has the gall to go back and ask for money afterwards
Was this movie supposed to make you hate blacks?
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Nothing makes you hate blacks more than blacks.
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If they made this today, all the blacks would be angels who do no wrong and the Italians would be burning crosses in front of the pizzeria.
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>black people call their movies joints
This is like white people call their movies mayos
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Why the FUCK do I have to pay to go to the Cinema, if these so called 'Artists' want their work to be seen by so many people why not just get their actors to subsidise distribution?! You don't have to pay to go to a FUCKING gallery, it's obvious these guys are greedy inauthentic asshole who expect ME to pay £8($10) to see their shitty 2D 2 hour Movies!
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>>78909407
Movies are business first, art second.
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>>78909407
>You don't have to pay to go to a FUCKING gallery
But you do
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>>78909407
I thought the pasta truck didn't deliver on Sunday
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>Mama's Apple Pie
>4th of July
>SHE WAS A HOOKAH!
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he is the best
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holy crow!
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Was Stephen Merchant really uncomfortable?