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Is this any good?
My gf wants me to watch it, but I don't trust her taste in movies anymore.
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>>79074270
It's entertaining.
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>>79074270
Stupid but fun
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>>79074270
80's kino
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>In 2009, Discovery contacted Spoony to develop a concept for an internet campaign in conjunction with Mythbusters and work with them
>This would have led to more work and potentially a show pitch about science education, as well as a lot of money
>He pitched Dr. Insano and was surprised when they said no and never contacted him again
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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What a fucking retard
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2017 will be the Year of the Spoon. He'll make a bunch of funny reviews, get that patreon back up, catch up on all those backer rewards he's behind on, finally release that DVD, stat streaming again, and finally start on that movie
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Why the fuck did he invest so much in Dr Insano?
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"ALIEN: COVENANT" SPOILERS
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The spaceship Covenant is transporting frozen embryos to a human colony on a faraway planet when they receive a distress signal from Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace), from the Prometheus expedition, which disappeared 10 years prior. The crew is brought out of hypersleep to answer to the signal, which leads to the death of the Covenant's captain, Branson (James Franco). His wife, terraforming researcher Daniels (Katherine Waterson), is deeply affected by the accident, while Branson's first officer Archer (Billy Crudup) is made captain. The Covenant is piloted by Daniels's friend Tennessee (Danny McBride) and the crew is aided by an android, Walter (Michael Fassbender).
The Covenant follows Shaw's signal to Paradise, an uncharted forest planet and homeworld of the Engineers, the ancient extraterrestrials that seeded life on Earth and then sought to the destroy it. The Engineers' secret weapon, the black ooze, has spread through Paradise, turning it into a wasteland. The Covenant's crew ventures into Paradise on a transport shuttle, and two of its members are exposed to spores released by plants infected by the ooze. One of them is quarantined aboard the transport shuttle, where a monstrous "Neomorph" bursts from his back and kills another crewmember. While trying to kill it, another crewmember accidentally shoots the shuttle's fuel tank, causing it to explode.
Another Neomorph bursts from the other infected crewmember's throat and chases the remaining crew into the forest, where they are ambushed by more Neomorphs and all but Daniels, Tennessee, Archer and Walter are slaughtered. They are rescued from the Neomorphs by David (Michael Fassbender), the sole survivor of the Prometheus crew.
David reveals that Shaw sacrificed herself to crash a spaceship against Paradise's surface, exposing the Engineers to the black ooze to prevent them from destroying Earth, leaving him stranded on Paradise.
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Sounds like shit
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David leads the survivors back to the Engineers' derelict citadel, where he's been living ever since. Walter mistrusts David, who is not behaving in accordance with their programming, and finds out that David in fact murdered Shaw. David's mind has been warped by the numerous modifications that his creator, Peter Weyland (Guy Pearce), made to his programming during the Prometheus's expedition, and is obsessed with creating the "perfect organism". He exposed numerous lifeforms on Paradise, including Shaw, to the black ooze and, after numerous failed attempts, has created an alien egg, which produces a facehugger that latches itself to Archer.
Daniels and Tennessee realize David is controlling the Neomorphs and blow up his laboratory, killing the Neomorphs. They escape back to the Covenant with Walter and Archer in order to leave Paradise, but a Primal Xenomorph bursts out of Archer and begins slaughtering the remaining crew. Daniels and Tennessee lure the Xenomorph into the Covenant's airlock and eject it into space just as the Covenant takes off.
After escaping, Daniels and Tennessee place themselves back in hypersleep to continue their voyage to the colony, unaware that David has killed Walter and stolen his identity to leave Paradise. David secretly plants two alien egg embryos among the human frozen embryos that the Covenant is transporting to proceed to the next phase of his experiment.
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So... every alien movie ever?
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This is Joy Behar. Today on live television she called Milo Yiannopoulos (flamboyant gay who likes black guys) a racist homophobe. Don't be Joy Behar, never go full leftist.
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Just imagine how full of self-loathing she is, every time she looks in the mirror.
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>>79074000
A couple of things:
-Wanting to fuck a thing does not mean you think it's on the same moral plane as you are.
-Hating a group to which you belong is entirely possible. Think about all the 19 year old pukes on this board who hate millennials.
-Defending Milo is never going to make your beliefs seem legitimate.
Try harder next time.
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>>79074088
Go to bed, Joy.
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>you will never ride a caribou and fall in love with a feral wolf princess
fucking kill me already
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>>79073975
Unironically the second comfiest film ever.
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>>79073975
Why did she take him back after he killer her mother?
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cast them
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Idris Elba
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Malik Obama as lisa
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jaden smith as bart
If you don't get an Icee at the theater, you ain't a patrician.
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>>79073818
depends, if I am seeing a flick Ill just get a Saspirilla
but if its a Kino I will go into the wine cellar and pick something out
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tfw buy a soda but always fill it with icee instead
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it's the only thing i get my man, large too
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Who was best girl?
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>>79073799
Sex AND The City?
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>>79074239
don't start with this meme
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>>79073799
Kim Cattrall, though I always had a soft spot for the redhead.
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It might be ahead of it's time, but why would anyone enjoy this when better films are being made today?
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>but why would anyone enjoy this when better films are being made today?
You can say that about any old movie you didn't like
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>>79073795
Because better films aren't being made today. Movies today are by and large made for autistic ADD riddled manchildren and chinks to jerk off over special effects except for the occasional Indie or (very rarely) good original Hollywood movie
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>>79073795
Casablanca has the best script know to man, plebeian. Why watch anything today when you can watch the thousands of classics is the better question
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>We're not strictly what you'd call... human...
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>>79073792
Fuck off brony faggot.
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coincidence?
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best seth green movie?
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>>79073755
he was only good as a punching bag in the austin powers movies. he also created one of the worst shows of all time
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>>79073793
He was still really fucking good in Austin Powers though.
I'm hoping for a 4th movie with him as the main bad guy with Austin Powers and Dr. Evil teaming up against him.
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>>79074133
mike myers is old as fuck
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>Two characters are talking
>One character makes a reference to another famous movie the other character's actor has been in
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>Bruce Willis: "You've been back enough!"
>Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Yippee-kay-yay!"
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>>79073731
Name 5 instances where this has ever happened
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>>79073857
Tango & Cash (twice)
Demolition Man
Last Action Hero, duh
Spin City
Maverick
I can go on.
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Look who came to my college last week!
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I saw that guy in the new Ghostbusters.
the dude's a riot!
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>>79073715
How did it escape its cage? I hope the trainer was nearby.
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What, is she funny or something?
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>>79073708
Both are rapist and should be blackballed from Hollywood.
It's proof that Hollywood is racist that this literal rapist is nominated for an oscar.
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>>79073764
It's blacklisted, fool.
"Blackballed" is when your wife starts giving you a handy but then stops right as you're about to cum, lies on the bed, and lets Jamal fuck her brains out.
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>>79073764
Peasetell me why Casey is a rapist.
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Meme dwarf edition
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Azor Eurio
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What is the best Kingdom and why is it the Stormlands?
>Best aesthetics
>Best titles
>Best castles
>Best soldiers
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>>79073533
Shit book, shit show. Cancel the spin off and let this meme franchise die asap